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Why would they threaten us with tacos? The only advantage of Mexico over USA is probably their cultural cuisine.

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Remember the story of The Mousehole Cat. Summary via Wikipedia

One very stormy winter, none of the fishermen of the village of Mousehole /ˈmaʊzəl/ in Cornwall have been able to leave the harbour for a long while and the village is near starvation. Tom Bawcock and his loyal black and white cat, Mowzer, decide to brave the storms and set sail to catch some fish. When the boat hits the storm, it is represented by a giant "Storm-Cat", which allows Mowzer to eventually save the day by soothing the storm with her purring. This purring becomes a song and while the Storm-Cat is resting Tom is able to haul in his catch and return to harbour.

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Fixed! Thanks!

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NP - you're busy and nowhere near as bad as Alternet can be

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See - everyone's saying the Mafia is trying to win this election ( I saw it on the Internet ). Now the Godfather is running ( I wonder when he'll put out a contract on that welsher Rump.... )

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Sensitive Jesus is hottest Jesus.

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Hold the ketchup, please - what're you trying to do? Set me on fire?

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Honestly? That sounds like a promising idea.

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Totally agree.I tried to understand this "we're all responsible" crap at first.Now I just skim over it.

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That does sound vaguely familiar.

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And Fluffy was never quite the same after that.

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Mike Pence. Is he still around?

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My breakfast of waffle, eggs and sausage just tried to make a break for it. (urp)

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It is unpossible for God to live on Staten Island.

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