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the rage is really not that prevalent. if it were, you'd see more than 25% of the state voting in midterms. it's just the gerrymandering that makes things look that bad.

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Cold, too.

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I like it.

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But does he weight as much as a duck? I

I think so, so there for BURN HIM!

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They're saying he can't swim.

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viaduct?

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But, do you shop here? (Cambridge is the original English one, BTW. Just in case people go looking for it in the US one.)

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I am blind to your abuse.

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Now we know what cat horror films are like. Fear the Duckling Apocalypse!

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Amen, amen, amen. We can't rest until Hilz has definitively won and Trumpism is absolutely crushed.

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When he brings up the wall I'd ask," can you tell me exactly how long it will be? Where exactly would you put it? Even if you say Mexico will pay for, how much do you estimate it would cost? How long would it take to build?" And when he says he doesn't know, "Sir, you've been discussing this wall for a year and you haven't worked out the specifics yet? If you were planning on building a new tower next year, wouldn't you already have a lot of the specifics pinned down?"

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The Competitive Napping event is my fave!

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When you're fishing for a bottom feeder like that the best thing is a chicken liver.

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With frickin' lasers.

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You had my attention with Michele B. Is advising, but then I read it is Trump. That's OK, as he listens to no one, because he is very smart, and very, very rich. If Sarah Palin were to advise him on foreign policy, I would be concerned, however. Come to think of it, she may be the one who told him he can get 95% of the black vote.

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Sounds like a plan.

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