Wonkagenda: Monday, August 8, 2016
This total nobody wants to be your Preznit!
Morning Wonkers! Here's some of the stories yr Wonkette may grace your facespace with today!
Ex-CIA nobody might, possibly file paperwork to runfor Preznit because #NeverTrump can't Trump.
Marco Rubio loves the Zika virus so much that he wants ladies to have their Olympic-virus infected babies, even if if kills them.
JEB!'s son is a Trumpkin and wishes EVERYONE would just convert to Trumpiness already.
Bottom feeding skirt-chaser Roger Ailes had a "Black Room" at Fox full of shady people doing shady things for Roger Ailes.
The Steves who are giving Trump the most monies are his economic advisors.
The American Nazi Party (it's a real thing) think Trump would be, "a real opportunity" for the poor, disadvantaged white people.
HHAA! Ben Carson thinks Peggy Noonan is a progressive!
Mo-Do is full of oh-no's, and seems to have fallen off the deep end.
It was rigged
#neversenorskerl I refuse to to be a bow to the imperialist ruling squirrel class.