Wonkagenda: Monday, August 8, 2016

This total nobody wants to be your Preznit!

Morning Wonkers! Here's some of the stories yr Wonkette may grace your facespace with today!

•  Ex-CIA nobody might, possibly file paperwork to runfor Preznit because #NeverTrump can't Trump. 

• Marco Rubio loves the Zika virus so much that he wants ladies to have their Olympic-virus infected babies, even if if kills them.

•  JEB!'s son is a Trumpkin and wishes EVERYONE would just convert to Trumpiness already.

• Bottom feeding skirt-chaser Roger Ailes had a "Black Room" at Fox full of shady people doing shady things for Roger Ailes.

• The Steves who are giving Trump the most monies are his economic advisors. 

• The American Nazi Party (it's a real thing) think Trump would be, "a real opportunity" for the poor, disadvantaged white people.

• HHAA! Ben Carson thinks Peggy Noonan is a progressive! 

• Mo-Do is full of oh-no's, and seems to have fallen off the deep end.