Morning, Wonkers! It's Monday, so set aside your depression over the new work week, curl up in a cozy ball with yr Wonkette and let's do some news! Hillary Clinton did the best James Brown impression during a 9/11 ceremony Sunday when she seemingly fainted while flanked by handlers.
You haven't been visiting the wards, then, have you? Head over to Dead Breitfart's Home for Wayward Wingnuts. They already have the nice die, die, die signs out.
He doesn't "know what's going on" so he can later deny something factual and claim ignorance. That's one of his common MOs. He's really good at mincing like that. It's like a bird in flight. He's not even conscious he's doing this, it's done on pure instinct which is how stupid he is.
Major screw-up. Someone from either the Clinton campaign or the Tyrell Corp. (it is unclear right now who the responsible party was) mistakenly sent Nexus Replicant #HRC-2016AB to the 9/11 commemoration event today, apparently not realizing that this particular unit was hitting its expiration date. "But one thing is certain: heads are gonna roll for this, believe you me!" said an unnamed source from the campaign, who spoke to our reporter only after being assured of complete anonymity. After whisking the faltering unit away in a van a fresh replacement unit (#HRC-2016BA) was sent down to the NYC office from the warehouse in Chappaqua and quickly activated, just in time for a brief photo op for the cameras on the sidewalk outside the office later that day. Another highly-placed source in the campaign who likewise agreed to speak only after assurances of anonymity said that campaign staff were "subsequently informed in no uncertain terms that this situation must never happen again!" An emergency audit of all units from the HRC Series in the DNC's stock is currently underway, according to the second source.
I think Hillary should take a week off and broadcast live from her sickbed in hair-curlers with a box of chocolates while smoking a cigarette. She'd get the senior vote.
You haven't been visiting the wards, then, have you? Head over to Dead Breitfart's Home for Wayward Wingnuts. They already have the nice die, die, die signs out.
He doesn't "know what's going on" so he can later deny something factual and claim ignorance. That's one of his common MOs. He's really good at mincing like that. It's like a bird in flight. He's not even conscious he's doing this, it's done on pure instinct which is how stupid he is.
Bad kitty!
If she did this I would almost consider committing nonexistent voter fraud to vote ten times.
*purrs*
... censored, not stirred ...
Stoned poseys, then?
Major screw-up. Someone from either the Clinton campaign or the Tyrell Corp. (it is unclear right now who the responsible party was) mistakenly sent Nexus Replicant #HRC-2016AB to the 9/11 commemoration event today, apparently not realizing that this particular unit was hitting its expiration date. "But one thing is certain: heads are gonna roll for this, believe you me!" said an unnamed source from the campaign, who spoke to our reporter only after being assured of complete anonymity. After whisking the faltering unit away in a van a fresh replacement unit (#HRC-2016BA) was sent down to the NYC office from the warehouse in Chappaqua and quickly activated, just in time for a brief photo op for the cameras on the sidewalk outside the office later that day. Another highly-placed source in the campaign who likewise agreed to speak only after assurances of anonymity said that campaign staff were "subsequently informed in no uncertain terms that this situation must never happen again!" An emergency audit of all units from the HRC Series in the DNC's stock is currently underway, according to the second source.
Seriously? It's just that fucking easy?
oh my gosh! People really say that?
JFK?
I think Hillary should take a week off and broadcast live from her sickbed in hair-curlers with a box of chocolates while smoking a cigarette. She'd get the senior vote.
He who farts in church, sits in his own pew.
Heh.
Chuckle, chuckle.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
You can never be sure if it will ever end.
But after September 11, his was the tallest building in lower Manhattan. You can't take that away from him!