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Sorry I'm late, everypony. Did I miss anything?

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And you should try the Austin Lounge Lizards.

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I'd have a beer with the entitled nincompoop and I think I'd probably enjoy it. Now I'd never vote for him, but there was something appealing and vulnerable about him when he asked people to "please clap".

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Yes, yes it is. ;)

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No shock at all. Yet he still felt he'd better play the "uh, uh, no involvement here" card. Just like my spawn writing on the wall with lipstick. "Not me, Mom!!!!"

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NJ.com has some thoughts about the bridge closure trial and Christie's political future.

http://www.nj.com/opinion/i...

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Can't you just swim across?

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Hmm, cheezeburgers yesterday, sea dogs today . . . does that involve chili or onions?

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Well, ye scurvy dogs, I guess ye could be imagining that all me comments ARRRRR bein' made in a pirate's voice, if ye wish. . .

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Just curious whether sea dogs are as delicious as cheezeburgers.

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As bad a campaigner as Jeb is, he'd probably be doing far worse than Trump is, and dragging the Republican Senate and House down even worse.

With that in mind, I'd disagree and say that a wish for a hilarious failure of a Jeb! campaign is not wrong at all.

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And let's hope that this choice works as well for him as his others.

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If that were within the criteria for inciting violence, then he should be arrested about 50 times.

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Well, he did get his start as a wingnut radio host, so I assume that he was promised a spot at Fox.

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Buchanan is another hate-filled bigot who should just go away.

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