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No.

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would west-coast Canada be far enough?

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Well, there's Jewish and then there's Jewish. I was once in a relationship with a Jewish woman who made matzos with bacon fat.

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That doesn't make her less Jewish, it makes her less observant. :)

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Yes!

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Please. Tell us more.

https://media1.giphy.com/me...

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One of the former journalists who thrives in George W Bush's NPR. Tomato, tomahto.

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I agree. If that moderator was "biased" against Trump, his supporters will reject anyone short of Hannity.

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It looked like Ivanka shooed Melania off the scene.

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I hope her stupid tantrums get her a lower vote total than the one she got in 2012.

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Oh, poor widdle baby! So cute...don't cry! I'll cheer you up! WHO'S going to ban abortion! WHO'S going to ban abortion! Tax cuts! Tax cuts!

There, see! You're smiling now! Come here little one...I'll get you your copy of "Atlas Shrugged" and put you down for nappy time!

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His campaign manager, Kelly Anne Conway has hit almost every show and the tag line is "that'll be well received by women". Rlly? You get to drag up dirty laundry that is 20-years old about a marriage that has last 41 years. Obviously, Hillary and Bill worked it out because he has kept his dick in his pants ever since. Lots of women, myself included, find that admirable.

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He didn't shake hands with him afterwards.

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SNIIIIIIIIIIFFFFF.

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Julian was super-pissed that the camera angles didn't reflect his own misogyny.

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7th grade. I've been dealing with smug, douchey, Smart Ass White Boys* since I was twelve. Over 40 years.*SAWB was big in the '80s when Andrew Young, UN Ambassador had a Luther moment and Neal Boortz, AM Talk Radio Host, picked it up. Boortz used it ironically, understanding Young's frustrations. Real SAWBs went around Atlanta, proudly proclaiming their racism and boorishness on T-shirts. Much like the MAGA caps.

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