Woah, it's Wednesday, Wonkers! Now that you're no longer hungover, why don't you get fresh with your Wonkette and a nice adult beverage? Here's some of the dick jokes we might be fine-tuning today! Nancy Pelosi and Paul Ryan reached a deal to give federal aid to Flint, Michigan
I would have to do too much shaving, so it's all yours. Or maybe you don't feel like you need to shave your back to conform to other people's notions of beauty, in which case, good for you!
They didn't use my suggestion that the Clinton Foundation has hidden $100 billion in donations. <sadface> Oh well, maybe next time... unless Rudy 911 has a successful intervention.
(Paging through database...) Adams... Adams... Adams... Nope, no Scott here... But let's just stick him in, anyway; Team 12 has an opening in mid-February.
I once heard a (probably apocryphal) story about a Jesus Saves billboard where some enterprising hockey fan climbed up in the middle of the night and spray painted "And Gretzky scores on the rebound!"
I'm talking rice krispy treats, hay-stacks, the cheese straws with extra cayenne stuff like that...I think she used us as guinea pigs for her recipes...which I don't mind at all if that was the case.
I guess no one told him that the reactionary hair-on-fire types started blaming video games and Marilyn Mason music for that kinda shit in the late 90s.
For my money, the best/worst piece of D&D related hysteria is still this 30+ year old cartoon that I first became aware of after being handed the booklet (I'm assuming ironically but who knows) at a gaming convention I was attending a dozen or more years ago. It sounds to me like someone might have recently slipped it into the stack of Pat Robertson's bathroom reading?
It took me until the end of the workday yesterday to stop feeling like I was a lovely shade of light chartreuse. Oh, to be able to drink like a teenager again!
Someone must have slipped this oldie-but-goodie into his stack of sitting-on-the-toilet reading. First had it handed to me as a cynical teenager at GenCon (a massive gaming convention) years and years ago and it has remained one of my favorite "let's all point and laff and the Jeezus Freaks" artifacts to this day:
I would have to do too much shaving, so it's all yours. Or maybe you don't feel like you need to shave your back to conform to other people's notions of beauty, in which case, good for you!
My throat has gone hoarse over all the screaming and whooping I've unnecessarily done.
They didn't use my suggestion that the Clinton Foundation has hidden $100 billion in donations. <sadface> Oh well, maybe next time... unless Rudy 911 has a successful intervention.
(Paging through database...) Adams... Adams... Adams... Nope, no Scott here... But let's just stick him in, anyway; Team 12 has an opening in mid-February.
That is really quite funny!
I once heard a (probably apocryphal) story about a Jesus Saves billboard where some enterprising hockey fan climbed up in the middle of the night and spray painted "And Gretzky scores on the rebound!"
He's so senile that he's recycling his worst hits of the 80s.
D&D? Really? Come on.
Not just any ol' storebought snacks either.
I'm talking rice krispy treats, hay-stacks, the cheese straws with extra cayenne stuff like that...I think she used us as guinea pigs for her recipes...which I don't mind at all if that was the case.
Just like bunny is doing to sheep.
I guess no one told him that the reactionary hair-on-fire types started blaming video games and Marilyn Mason music for that kinda shit in the late 90s.
For my money, the best/worst piece of D&D related hysteria is still this 30+ year old cartoon that I first became aware of after being handed the booklet (I'm assuming ironically but who knows) at a gaming convention I was attending a dozen or more years ago. It sounds to me like someone might have recently slipped it into the stack of Pat Robertson's bathroom reading?
http://www.chick.com/readin...
It took me until the end of the workday yesterday to stop feeling like I was a lovely shade of light chartreuse. Oh, to be able to drink like a teenager again!
Someone must have slipped this oldie-but-goodie into his stack of sitting-on-the-toilet reading. First had it handed to me as a cynical teenager at GenCon (a massive gaming convention) years and years ago and it has remained one of my favorite "let's all point and laff and the Jeezus Freaks" artifacts to this day:
http://www.chick.com/readin...
Isn't it though? They were really cute dogs.
"Roll sanity"
It's back, baby!
Nope, not giving Chick any clicks.