Top of the morning to you Wonkers on this fine Taco Tuesday! Here's some of the stories yr Wonkette might 'splain with dick and fart jokes today. Trump & company have hired Hulk Hogan's Gawker-killing lawyer toLITERALLY SUE EVERYONEwho talks about this
What, no story about how the GOP's Ron Johnson wants to eliminate teachers and just have kids watch Ken Burns videos in order to get an education? Evidently Ron Johnson has no idea who Ken Burns is, because Ken Burns buried Trump at his commencement speech at Stanford in June.
He hires teams, drifts, flotations of lawyers, contracted, subcontracted, mini-contracted. I know one who has worked on Trump projects - and who, to his credit, recently declared his refusal to do so any more.
This could be an opportunity to make a difference where one is desperately needed. Also too, best of luck on the job search! May your road to success be a short and productive one. :)
I think he's like the Chinese Emperor that built the Terracotta Warriors - after the laborers finished the warriors and the rest of the tomb, the emperor had all of them killed and buried there so that the location and layout of the tomb would die with them.
Trump finishes one lawsuit, then hires a new firm to sue the former legal team, and on and on..
Hannity: "Nuh UH!!"
Brain bleach, Stat.
Trump doesn't want to go to meet black people. That's OK. Black people don't want to go to Trump rallies anyway.
It is INTERNET DAY!!!!!! 25th anniversary. Too bad our comments don't exist to celebrate.
John Oliver is lovely, but I can't watch all that nonsense about those charter schools.
What, no story about how the GOP's Ron Johnson wants to eliminate teachers and just have kids watch Ken Burns videos in order to get an education? Evidently Ron Johnson has no idea who Ken Burns is, because Ken Burns buried Trump at his commencement speech at Stanford in June.
He's gonna create so many (mildewed sheetrock cubicle) jobs your head will spin.
However, "spreadable sheetrock" does describe the taste of many of the products Americans call "cheese."
Guess that means you can sing "The Yellow Rose of Texas" to the tune of Gilligan's Isle as well?
He hires teams, drifts, flotations of lawyers, contracted, subcontracted, mini-contracted. I know one who has worked on Trump projects - and who, to his credit, recently declared his refusal to do so any more.
I agree with him mostly, which is why I'm so chagrined to be looking for a job at a charter school now...
grifters gotta grift.
This could be an opportunity to make a difference where one is desperately needed. Also too, best of luck on the job search! May your road to success be a short and productive one. :)
I think he's like the Chinese Emperor that built the Terracotta Warriors - after the laborers finished the warriors and the rest of the tomb, the emperor had all of them killed and buried there so that the location and layout of the tomb would die with them.
Trump finishes one lawsuit, then hires a new firm to sue the former legal team, and on and on..
I'd only used it with "Because I could not stop for death," but it's nice to know it's universal.
Shouldn't his signature include the third letter from his last name, not just the first two? It would be more accurate.