Who the hell is this random bald guy? Well a totally tubular Tuesday to you, Wonkers! Here's some of the stories yr Wonkette is poking the keyboards to 'splain for you today! (OR MAYBE NOT! I am the intern here, not the assignment editor! But you never do know, it's possible.)
There's so little "there" there that the new lawsuit is built upon speculation that:
1) Emails on Hillary's email server had classified details of the Ambassador's activities that would prompt the Benghazi attackand2) Said emails had been leaked in a hack that there is no evidence of having occurred
It's not only pure speculation, it's speculation that goes against the evidence. There is a negative amount of "there" there.
A fast food munching 70 year old. That generally would have his doctor worried. However, it appears super healthy Trump can eat whatever he wants. For now.
I think Trump's speech gave away what he thinks about all the time, titties. I have to admit I think about them often but not usually when giving a speech to a group.
"The funny thing is, there’s a side of Donald that not even [Marla] has seen. She has never seen him completely naked—at least almost never—because he won’t let her. Whenever they’re about to have sex, he makes her go into the bathroom while he gets undressed. As soon as he takes off his clothes, he jumps into the bed and pulls up the covers. She knows that he’s ashamed to show her what a flabby old body he has."
Were this any other person, I'd actually feel bad for Drumpf if this is actually true. Having that kind of body dysmorphic issue is really horrible for those affected by it. But this is sooooo typical, right? The person who body shames everyone and judges all women on a scale of 1 to 10, knows that he himself doesn't even meet his own shallow standards of beauty. May this loser always see Jabba the Hutt in every reflection of himself until the end of his days.
So, basically what I already thought - there's no "there" there. Sheesh.
There's so little "there" there that the new lawsuit is built upon speculation that:
1) Emails on Hillary's email server had classified details of the Ambassador's activities that would prompt the Benghazi attackand2) Said emails had been leaked in a hack that there is no evidence of having occurred
It's not only pure speculation, it's speculation that goes against the evidence. There is a negative amount of "there" there.
In disguise? Coward!
except you don't really mean that do you ;)
Rule #9 : No poofters.
Principles and practicalities.
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http://www.mediaite.com/onl...
A fast food munching 70 year old. That generally would have his doctor worried. However, it appears super healthy Trump can eat whatever he wants. For now.
I think Trump's speech gave away what he thinks about all the time, titties. I have to admit I think about them often but not usually when giving a speech to a group.
https://www.youtube.com/wat...
From the Trump Never Removes his jacket piece:
"The funny thing is, there’s a side of Donald that not even [Marla] has seen. She has never seen him completely naked—at least almost never—because he won’t let her. Whenever they’re about to have sex, he makes her go into the bathroom while he gets undressed. As soon as he takes off his clothes, he jumps into the bed and pulls up the covers. She knows that he’s ashamed to show her what a flabby old body he has."
Were this any other person, I'd actually feel bad for Drumpf if this is actually true. Having that kind of body dysmorphic issue is really horrible for those affected by it. But this is sooooo typical, right? The person who body shames everyone and judges all women on a scale of 1 to 10, knows that he himself doesn't even meet his own shallow standards of beauty. May this loser always see Jabba the Hutt in every reflection of himself until the end of his days.
I think mine is one of those old Greek temples. Knocked about a bit over the years, but it's still here.
K-K-Ken?
Nah - that's not it. He has a tail ( like Mauricio ( Jason Alexander ) in "Shallow Hal":https://www.youtube.com/wat...
Matches his horns ( which are hidden by that dead ferret on his head )
The SS Norovirus?
Ha! Funniest line I've read all week ( but the week is young )
Hasn't this guy gotten disbarred yet? What state's bar association is that hungry for his dues?