Morning Wonketariate! Are you ready for tonight's vice presidential debate? If you're in Chicago, come join Robyn and me, Dominic, for a night of boozy, political funtimes, otherwise you can park your ass by the computer and drink with yr Wonkette on the liveblog! Now here's some of the stories yr Wonkette may be talking about today!
As more and more of them realize they have to rely on trump winning the day.....(also, seriousl, they have no idea what comes next, only that trump needs to win.)
Hey! I really wanted to watch the 'splainering, but it just links to Kimmel breaking down Trump's word salad. Funny to be sure, but not necessarily two-link worthy.
For the enjoyment of your fully vented spleen, Oberman bursts into righteously indignant flames.http://www.gq.com/story/wat...Sorry, not sorry. The only one I could copy paste was the GQ site. But that way you can watch all of them. I have to watch one more to find out what Trump's problem with dogs is.
As more and more of them realize they have to rely on trump winning the day.....(also, seriousl, they have no idea what comes next, only that trump needs to win.)
(muffled sobbing)
Oh, crap. I'm so sorry. Hang in and come here often for hugs and jokes.
Awww, man. I'm sorry.
I almost did this as nice time, but decided against it on moral reasons.
Oh, yeah? Well dogs fucking hate you, too, Donny! Bobbie here eats shit and even she thinks you're gross.https://uploads.disquscdn.c...
Hey! I really wanted to watch the 'splainering, but it just links to Kimmel breaking down Trump's word salad. Funny to be sure, but not necessarily two-link worthy.
Damn sorry to hear this. Best of luck on the next opportunity!
Could he be.... crossing the aisle?
Fortunately, full time or contract-to-hire jobs are getting pretty plentiful, I just have to convince people I'm the one for the job.
As a Scottish person, I would never denigrate a fellow Celt.
For the enjoyment of your fully vented spleen, Oberman bursts into righteously indignant flames.http://www.gq.com/story/wat...Sorry, not sorry. The only one I could copy paste was the GQ site. But that way you can watch all of them. I have to watch one more to find out what Trump's problem with dogs is.
wink!
Where's the Animal House build team when you need them?
Fur yer enjoyment, accompanied by KO's trigger warning re: language ("Fuck you, Donald"):
Could you actually vote for a POTUS candidate who has never had a dog and defends businesses' right to POISON dogs? pic.twitter.com/NykVqnG6Nj
— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) 3 October 2016He was on a roll. Followed up with:
Let me repeat to @realDonaldTrump about Vets with PTSD what I said to him today about defending dog poisoners: Hey Don? Fuck You.
— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) 3 October 2016
Hee hee. That.
Vlad, _anyone_ coulda told ya. Ya _don't_ invest in this guy.