Good morning, Wonkers! Here's some of the stories that may grace the pixels of yr Wonkette today! Hillary Clinton has become the first woman formally nominated to a major party in America! In a humbling gesture, Bernie Sanders moved to release his delegates
The wonks in charge should use that as a headline picture for the new Presser Donald just gave about encouraging russians to hack US and divulge national secrets.
It was just nuts; both repellent and compelling, it was as if one of the perennial prank cadidates(I.e. Jimmy 'The rent's too damn high' Williams) had actually won.
Just wanted to say how much I appreciate your plain-spoken perspective on what being a woman in America is like. As an old white dude, I feel like I get a chance to walk in your shoes a bit. Thanks.
ya know how the RNC typically hires people to respond to the DNC on certain issues? well, on foreign policy Charles is not in charge and Dennis Rodman was too busy having a sleep over with Kim Jong-Un so they hired Omarosa:
She said that? In earnest? Not "ironically" or something?
Because his speech wasn't any of those things. What is it that all the punditry of all the talkinghead world always say about the purpose of the speeches of candidates' spouses?
That they're there to "humanize" the candidate.
That speech did that, with a perfect tone.
It wasn't like he described their sex life in detail, or the curve of his boner, or how they murdered Vince Foster after a three-way or something.
Did she eat the whole edible all at once or something?
One of ours caught a rat yesterday--yuuucckkk-- then trailed the guts all over the back yard and left the tail along with them. What they don't eat, they make "public art", which (if the Bonwit Teller building is any indication) is yet another part of our great culture that stupid yam cannot understand or appreciate.
Oh also: our huge rat-catching cat weighs in at maybe 3.5 kilos, and while there are those who might argue that he isn't huge, the cat would vigorously disagree!
Russian vodka is only liked by non-Russians, I have found. Russians prefer Scandinavian vodkas. Because Russian vodka reminds them of how much things suck in Russia and also tastes like kerosene and sadness.
But surely it's worth 50% more for a headache, a screen 2/3rds out of focus, and a series of things being stuck in your face while you wear goofy plastic glasses...Like all new technology, it will not be perfected until it is used in porn films.
At least they got that "Dewey Defeats Truman" right ... Oh wait ...
FOUND IT: http://assets.nydailynews.c...
Suppressed by the Illuminati, obviously.
JFC that's awful.
The wonks in charge should use that as a headline picture for the new Presser Donald just gave about encouraging russians to hack US and divulge national secrets.
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but, does this look infected?
It was just nuts; both repellent and compelling, it was as if one of the perennial prank cadidates(I.e. Jimmy 'The rent's too damn high' Williams) had actually won.
Just wanted to say how much I appreciate your plain-spoken perspective on what being a woman in America is like. As an old white dude, I feel like I get a chance to walk in your shoes a bit. Thanks.
ya know how the RNC typically hires people to respond to the DNC on certain issues? well, on foreign policy Charles is not in charge and Dennis Rodman was too busy having a sleep over with Kim Jong-Un so they hired Omarosa:
http://talkingpointsmemo.co...
And fists.
4. PROFIT!!!
She said that? In earnest? Not "ironically" or something?
Because his speech wasn't any of those things. What is it that all the punditry of all the talkinghead world always say about the purpose of the speeches of candidates' spouses?
That they're there to "humanize" the candidate.
That speech did that, with a perfect tone.
It wasn't like he described their sex life in detail, or the curve of his boner, or how they murdered Vince Foster after a three-way or something.
Did she eat the whole edible all at once or something?
In earnest. Visibly angry and upset. Something about it really ruffled the Maddow feathers but I'm still baffled as to what and why.
One of ours caught a rat yesterday--yuuucckkk-- then trailed the guts all over the back yard and left the tail along with them. What they don't eat, they make "public art", which (if the Bonwit Teller building is any indication) is yet another part of our great culture that stupid yam cannot understand or appreciate.
Oh also: our huge rat-catching cat weighs in at maybe 3.5 kilos, and while there are those who might argue that he isn't huge, the cat would vigorously disagree!
Russian vodka is only liked by non-Russians, I have found. Russians prefer Scandinavian vodkas. Because Russian vodka reminds them of how much things suck in Russia and also tastes like kerosene and sadness.
But surely it's worth 50% more for a headache, a screen 2/3rds out of focus, and a series of things being stuck in your face while you wear goofy plastic glasses...Like all new technology, it will not be perfected until it is used in porn films.