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Grizzly's avatar

Mmmm Shan in boots!

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Serai 1's avatar

Didn't you know. It's all about ME ME ME ME ME, and who cares if people are grossed out by seeing the outline of your genitals?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

They left a $1000 tip.

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Doug Langley's avatar

That's what I like about absentee ballots. I can just sit at the computer and Google each name at my leisure.

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Doug Langley's avatar

His brand's been so tarnished I don't think he could sell a Porta-Potty.

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Doug Langley's avatar

MERCY!!!!!!!!!

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Doug Langley's avatar

I'm terrified to ask which one is you.

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Pickwick Next, HRH's avatar

Trip hazard!

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The Librarian's avatar

I did the same.

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Royal Ugly Dude's avatar

"Walmart moms." Because that's where you go to learn about parenting.

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Apple Scruff's avatar

Good idea!

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TextualDeviance's avatar

Or y'know, women could just wear what they want and men can fuck off with their judgments of it because it's none of their damned business.

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Beanz&Berryz's avatar

We have a daughter moving back in with us, after being not living with us, while she goes back to school. She's a good housemate, her room is far from ours, but a whole extra person in the house is a thing... So now I'll be making 3 smoothies every morning instead of just two...

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Querolous's avatar

Walla Walla Sweets or GTFO!

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TextualDeviance's avatar

I still remember the report out of Philly during the DNC that he tried to go all "DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" to line jump in a convenience store, and got shut down by the locals. Heh.

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