Wonkbot Terror Alert Level Actually Exceeds Known Measurement Scales

Everybody have a pretty good weekend? No? Oh, right. The Wonkbot was hoping to take the weekend off, maybe go down to the river and listen to some Bob Saget or something, Bob Seger, one of those. Something American, with all that entails. Just flop down in the frozen mud and shit and feel the national rust take hold, like some incredibly dull and common Grave Monster. Anyway, once we finally got the Wonkbot fired up this morning, we discovered it was in pretty bad shape, because it's actually an antenna that only gets AM news and talk radio.