Everybody have a pretty good weekend? No? Oh, right. The Wonkbot was hoping to take the weekend off, maybe go down to the river and listen to some Bob Saget or something, Bob Seger, one of those. Something American, with all that entails. Just flop down in the frozen mud and shit and feel the national rust take hold, like some incredibly dull and common Grave Monster. Anyway, once we finally got the Wonkbot fired up this morning, we discovered it was in pretty bad shape, because it's actually an antenna that only gets AM news and talk radio.
If there is any way I can help the Rapture get here and take some of these people please let me know. After the Rapture I'll have a keg of Aventinis & plenty of BBQ at my place.
At first I was just watching Wonkbot and following the text crawl at the bottom. But then I caught a glimpse of the TV in the background and thought, &quot;Wait, are they playing gay porn on that??&quot; Then I looked more closely, and saw it <i>was</i> gay porn.
Bravo, Wonkbot. At least you&#039;ve found some form of diversion in these last days.
I just noticed Wonkbot TSA-1138&#039;s TV has a VHS player built into it.
If there is any way I can help the Rapture get here and take some of these people please let me know. After the Rapture I&#039;ll have a keg of Aventinis &amp; plenty of BBQ at my place.
Seeing as &quot;Die Zauberfl&ouml;te&quot; is basically one long cryptic Masonic screed, it&#039;s always been ominous.
At first I was just watching Wonkbot and following the text crawl at the bottom. But then I caught a glimpse of the TV in the background and thought, &quot;Wait, are they playing gay porn on that??&quot; Then I looked more closely, and saw it <i>was</i> gay porn.
Bravo, Wonkbot. At least you&#039;ve found some form of diversion in these last days.
Are we still supposed to say &quot;white people&quot;? I prefer the more politically correct term &quot;Entitled-Americans.&quot;