Jared Paul Stern, formerly of Payola Six , famously quipped: "We know how to destroy people. It's what we do." Here at shiny happy Wonkette, our motto is a little different: "We know how to create celebrities. It's what we do." Jessica Cutler? Check. Butterstick? Check. Stormie Janzen? Check. And, of course, our most recent creation: HUD spokeshottie
Wonk'd: Dustee Tucker Special Edition
Wonk'd: Dustee Tucker Special Edition
Wonk'd: Dustee Tucker Special Edition
Jared Paul Stern, formerly of Payola Six , famously quipped: "We know how to destroy people. It's what we do." Here at shiny happy Wonkette, our motto is a little different: "We know how to create celebrities. It's what we do." Jessica Cutler? Check. Butterstick? Check. Stormie Janzen? Check. And, of course, our most recent creation: HUD spokeshottie