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Wonk'd: Neocon Expo

Jack Stuef
May 19, 2011
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This week,Paul Wolfowitz, Scooter Libby, Dick Gephardt, Alberto Gonzalez, Zell Miller, Strom Thurmond, and Tim Russertwere all spotted being various degrees of famous at various places by our spies and operatives. Voyeuristic fun, as always, is after the jump.

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• I sawPaul Wolfowitzsitting alone in Nathan's in Georgetown yesterday reading about The Passion of the Christ in Life magazine. Then he looked at his pager, and it must have been important (they found the WMDs?), because he was on the payphone for a while.

• SpottedScooter Libbyat the Baltimore Orioles-Montreal Expos game at Camden Yards last night. The little kid sitting next to him spilled a whole bottle of Mountain Dew Code Red on his lap and then was detained by a few agents in dark sunglasses. We never saw the kid again, and those of us who laughed when it happened were told to give our names and addresses.

•Dick Gephardtwas with what looked to be his wife seeing From Justin To Kelly at the Regal Ballston Common 12 Thursday night. They applauded after each musical number.

• Was researching something for college at the Library of Congress today and sawAlberto Gonzalezripping pages out of a book of records and flushing them down a toilet in the bathroom. He shrieked when I said "hi" and ran to the front desk shouting "terrorist!" and demanding to see what books I've checked out.

•Zell Millerwas sitting on the sidewalk at the corner of K and 3rd eating some kind of raw meat (horse maybe?) off of a pretty big bone. He growled at anyone who came near him. The blood was running down his cheeks and staining his seersucker suit.

• i sawstrom thurmondandtim russertgiving each other blowjobs underneath the stairs at the newseum in arlington

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Mahousu
Aug 15

I was standing outside <b>Signatures</b> when <b>Theodore Olson</b> handed me a large box marked "Palm Beach presidential ballots" and asked me to hold onto them for a minute. He then sped off in a cab, and I haven't seen him since. What should I do with these things? The chads are getting all over everything.

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Monsieur_Grumpe
Aug 15

I had breakfast with Chairman Mao. He chews with his mouth open and stuck me with the check. Jerk.

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