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BillEGoatSmile's avatar

Mr. Goat has spent the afternoon and evening drinking moar white Russians than usual, so somebody needs fud, sooner rather than later. Oi!

Good news is that I got a container of quality crabmeat on sale yesterday for $12. So it's crabcakes over greens with 'remoulade' to go with. And I'm using my new trial package of Penzey's Cajun spice instead of concocting my own in both.

And I made a box of Jiffy corn muffins, cuz' I want them, LOL!

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Craig Nixon's avatar

Dunno, do we need moar previously unheard Xmas music?

I'm trying to put together a supplemental playlist - mostly kinda jazzy, with some folk music thrown in. Not sure it's gonna be worth it...

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Rocket Cat's avatar

River is a Christmas song

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Craig Nixon's avatar

Two versions are on there already (covers).

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Rocket Cat's avatar

Wait, I got Shovels & Rope and a Girl Named Tom’s covers.

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Craig Nixon's avatar

Shovels & Rope! You can come sit by me.

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Craig Nixon's avatar

Oooh. Thanks.

ETA: I assumed you meant the Joni song, which is what I have.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Another "woke" Pope ...

𝗣𝗼𝗽𝗲 𝗟𝗲𝗼 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗱𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗼𝗼𝗿 𝗶𝗻 𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗺𝗮𝘀 𝗺𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗮𝗴𝗲

Refusing to help those in need is tantamount to rejecting God himself, says pontiff during Christmas Eve mass

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/dec/24/pope-leo-christmas-message-kindness-strangers-poor

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BillEGoatSmile's avatar

Fundagelicals: 'That shit doesn't apply to us anyway.'

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weejee's avatar

They want to bring back the inquisition.

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Anotherangle01's avatar

What a show!!!

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Anotherangle01's avatar

And its here to stay!!!

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Arthur Dent's Towel's avatar

Let's face it: you can't Torquemada anything.

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BoB the TacoɔɒT, Tumbrel Pilot's avatar

Well, I didn't expect that!

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Nobody does.

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Mysterysurf's avatar

New Orleans R&B stalwarts Dave Bartholomew and Lee Dorsey were both born on this day, Bartholomew in 1918 and Dorsey in 1924. Here's Bartholomew with Elvis Costello and the Dirty Dozen Brass Band playing "The Monkey":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXdg37o3ygQ

Here's Dorsey on Beat-Club performing "Ride Your Pony" in 1967:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzAyyRXG8EU

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BillEGoatSmile's avatar

I'm chuckling, because my favorite talk show on Boston Public Radio was having a discussion a couple days ago about whether people like to receive scented candles as gifts.

But, OH NOES! (I haven't been to the flagship store in years, but I do love me some Yankee Candle.)

"SOUTH DEERFIELD — It might seem like the world is falling apart sometimes, but there is one place where “it’s always Christmas,” just like the sign says, and that’s the scented-candle flagship store known as Yankee Candle Village.

People come to this German-themed tourist destination year-round to see the Black Forest where it snows every four minutes, stroll around the Bavarian Village with its 25-foot Christmas tree, and buy everything from ornaments to fudge.

Mostly, though, they come to sniff wax.

Revisiting beloved scents, like Balsam & Cedar or Christmas Cookie, inevitably inspires customers to share memories in the middle of the shopping aisle, a throwback to the 1990s when Yankee Candle was a popular fixture in malls around the country. But now, with slumping sales, impending store closures and layoffs, and a saturated fragrant-candle market, the smell of decline is creeping in."

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Smoke O'Possum's avatar

Seattle Candle Company does a Winter Wreath scent that is absolutely perfect: mostly cedar/pine, but with a touch of peppermint and vanilla. I give them out every year!

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Edith Prickly's avatar

SIGH. Turkey is cooked for tomorrow, stuffing is made, gravy is made, Aunt Wonkette’s real cranberry business is made, Mr Prickly is washing the many dishes…I’m not doing anything else food-related until tomorrow morning.

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Craig Nixon's avatar

MUST have anything from The Roches Christmas album

And on a slightly darker note, John Fahey.

Links to follow, if needed. (Washing dishes in the meantime)

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

We watched the Guardians of the Galaxy holiday special. It's cute.

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Mysterysurf's avatar

Sun Ra presents doo-wop group The Qualities with "It's Christmas Time" from 1960:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEpFZmN0USQ

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Craig Nixon's avatar

"Please Daddy (Don't Get Drunk for Christmas)", written by Bill Danoff and Taffy Nivert.

It's a little different than their usual bag, since they were also known as the Starland Vocal Band.

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BillEGoatSmile's avatar

Oi!

I remember the days where bosses would give their workers "a bottle" of whiskey for x-mas. My father would attempt to hide it, and then pretend that he was just constantly refilling his ginger ale glass. Sure, Jan.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Vendors used to make the trip around to their customers with cases of scotch.

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Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

Crab for Christmas sounds delightful.

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Mysterysurf's avatar

Crabs for Christmas, on the other hand...

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BoB the TacoɔɒT, Tumbrel Pilot's avatar

"Sit down, we serve anybody."

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Nacho Librul's avatar

“Crabs for Christmas” by David DeBoy - it’s on YouTube - I’d post the link, but I’m a Luddite.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

But Crabs in a Bucket is OK.

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Mysterysurf's avatar

Jazz trumpet pioneer Jabbo Smith was born on this day in 1908. Here he is with his Rhythm Aces playing "Michigander Blues":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13-AX7xl8zE

From 1938, here's Jabbo and his Orchestra performing "How Can Cupid Be So Stupid?":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2451iz52ufM

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Craig Nixon's avatar

I saw Jabbo Smith live, at the Village Vanguard once. He was over 90 at the time. It was with an odd pairing, the band was Jim Pepper and a few Ornette-related folks.

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Mysterysurf's avatar

Getting into Marshall Allen territory there.

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Craig Nixon's avatar

Yeah, I think Jabbo was 95 at the time. He sang a little, played a little trumpet. Not much, given his age - but his playing still sounded great. And the more modern band didn't run him over either.

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LoathsomeCowboy's avatar

Add the Nielsen Rating to the network newscasts and late night talk shows that need to be banned for they negative attitude towards the Fuhrer.

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BillEGoatSmile's avatar

In excellent legal news:

"WASHINGTON (AP) — A federal judge has blocked the Trump administration from enforcing a March presidential memorandum to revoke the security clearance of prominent Washington attorney Mark Zaid, ruling that the order — which also targeted 14 other individuals — could not be applied to him.

The decision marked the administration’s second legal setback on Tuesday, after the Supreme Court declined to allow Trump to deploy National Guard troops in the Chicago area, capping a first year in office in which President Donald Trump’s efforts to impose a sweeping agenda and pursue retribution against political adversaries have been repeatedly slowed by the courts.

U.S. District Judge Amir Ali in Washington granted Zaid’s request for a preliminary injunction, after he sued the Trump administration in May over the revocation of his security clearance. Zaid’s request called it an act of “improper political retribution” that jeopardized his ability to continue representing clients in sensitive national security cases."

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noname's avatar

Thank you! HohoHA!

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Oliver Furman's PA's avatar

Suck it, Donny. Wishing him an absolutely abysmal xmas.

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Sister Artemis's avatar

We're doing the Nat King Cole Holidays playlist on Pandora, but might well tune this up later 🎅🏼🎄

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