Dwight D. Eisenower is the president who most resembles a penis. Just kidding, it's George Washington. Barack Obama looks kind of like a penis if you blur your eyes. Maybe he is the third or fourth most penis-looking president. Oh hello! We were just talking to ourselves about which presidents look like penises, and ranking them. How are you? That's too bad. Anyway, welcome to Wonkette After Dark. Wonkette After Dark is a place and a thing, but not a person. The point of Wonkette After Dark is mostly to talk about what presidents look like what genitalia, and also philosophy, and also to rank every president named Franklin in order of sexiness, and also to have a post up here that you can fuck around on.
Hey, a penis ain&#039;t no good if it&#039;s got nothing to shoot its wad out of, so, since none of the Presidents ended up with a bullet hole through the <i>top</i> of their heads, I&#039;ll go with (E) None of the above.
I find it offensive and patronizing that you would expect me to answer a question of fact, and I will not enact the labor of looking at pictures of Presidents and vaginas. Not Presidents, anyway.
Wonket after dark? Does this mean we all have to put on our bathrobes, grab our hipster pipes and listen to some swingin jazz while sipping martinis? Because I&#039;d be perfectly good with banging a young Barbi Benton if someone needs to take care of that part....
Transatlantic difference. All British babies look like Winston Churchill. I sometimes wonder who they used to look like before he became famous. And what tornadoes sounded like before there were freight trains.
Hey, a penis ain&#039;t no good if it&#039;s got nothing to shoot its wad out of, so, since none of the Presidents ended up with a bullet hole through the <i>top</i> of their heads, I&#039;ll go with (E) None of the above.
What? Too soon?!
He got even worse looking when Ho Chi Minh marched into the Oval Office and appointed Jimmy Carter.
&quot;Pull!&quot;
Saw this plugged on the Tweeter a couple days ago but there were no tweets yet, so I figgered it was an April Fool&#039;s joke...
I find it offensive and patronizing that you would expect me to answer a question of fact, and I will not enact the labor of looking at pictures of Presidents and vaginas. Not Presidents, anyway.
Today in President Penis
Let&#039;s not sell LBJ short- he even managed to use his Johnson as a bludgeon on unruly Congressmen
Stay away from the vomit laced candy
Wonket after dark? Does this mean we all have to put on our bathrobes, grab our hipster pipes and listen to some swingin jazz while sipping martinis? Because I&#039;d be perfectly good with banging a young Barbi Benton if someone needs to take care of that part....
Obama&#039;s signature so big .....
&quot;If your President is erect for more than four hours, ...&quot;
It&#039;s the thing Hefner paraded around in when the tux was in the cleaners
<a href="http:\/\/www.esquire.com\/features\/hugh-hefner-interview-0413" target="_blank">The robe</a>
Tell Bill to knock it off already....
I saw it at potato clock.
Transatlantic difference. All British babies look like Winston Churchill. I sometimes wonder who they used to look like before he became famous. And what tornadoes sounded like before there were freight trains.