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malsperanza's avatar

Gosling's Bermuda black rum. As far from white liquor as you can get without distilling petroleum.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Drink, cavort, impregnate, abort, repeat. That's just how we libs roll.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Well, they're not, NOT allowed.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

I'm partial to Polish - Luksusowa and Monopolowa. Both buttery smooth when chilled.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Just be careful of the sexy robots who are totally plotting to kill the humans and take over the world.

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PubOption's avatar

Fans of Tito's might think it was invented in Yugoslavia.

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PubOption's avatar

Samovar Party?

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