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Ah, well then, a "bright future" that might be tarnished by a jail term. It's not as if he's a thug.He'll fit right in at Golden Sacks.

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The clip was originally cut from the Comedy Central series’ β€œWelcome to the Gun Show” episode, but has been released to the public following the mass shooting at a gay nightclub in Orlando, Florida, which killed 49 people and injured dozens earlier this month.

http://www.cc.com/video-cli...

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nooooo what pesky ads are you getting?

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It was the climbing-out-of-the-crib trick, acquired just in advance of the walking, that drove us nuts. In retrospect, we should have seen the, ummm, determination that was to come.

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"You rocks, you stones, you worse than senseless things!" -- from Julius Caesar. I memorized this in freshman English I liked it so much.

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I imagine that if you go all the way to fucking Scotland to play golf, you're not doing so in order to play on a tarted-up Drumpf course that might as well be in Michigan. You want Ye Really Olde Golfe Clubbe, with fog and wind and stones in the ground.

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Prolly still gets a secret kick out of the automatic doors.

I used to amaze my daughter by theatrically waving my arms as we approached the doors. Worked for a couple of months, before her powers of observation kicked in.

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A dog that prefers babby feet, straight up, will generate much hilarity.

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Don't know who sponsored it. Shoulda woulda coulda screen-shotted. Was for a data collection platform specific to my discipline, so it was targeted to me. I'm not getting any now.

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You need to quote the Bibble for your comment to mean anything. Like the guy who proves that Trump is the "Lawless One", whoever that 's supposed to be. I bet you could make a case for Trump being the Antichrist - that ought to go down well with the Jeebus freaks.

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It's secret. The absence of evidence proves it's true, just like Obama's commie infiltrator status.

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Wonder how that slipped past the guardians of truth and righteousness and comments.

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