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Politicians arrive in Washington hell-bent on following the money.

That's all I've got.

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Hey, we get Yosemite. The GC <i>is</i> more unfuckingbelievable, but less accessible.

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(1) Without even looking at the linkie, I can tell you that there are plenty of wingnuts in California.

(2) We outnumber them by a lot.

(3) They are free to leave.

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Of course we keep In n Out. It started in LA.

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Well, perhaps some of the QBs could come from Chico or San Mateo. And the porn stars? Have you never heard of the San Fernando Valley?

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And Lindsey Graham and Jim DeMint are from SC. Your point?

Seriously, and trying not to stereotype every inhabitant of the South, the thing is that some "Southern" states have got very substantial majorities of people who have opinions that conflict with the opinions of substantial majorities in "Northern" states. Sometimes, those of us in the "northern" states may fail to make the distinction between the majority opinion and the dissenters in the "southern" states. It's hard to do politically correct snark.

But, still seriously, while I can understand that you find SC to be physically beautiful, are you happy with the political environment? Because, I'll tell you, many years ago I spent a year in Ft Walton Beach, FL. The most beautiful beach in the world, IMO. I was in the USAF, and got transferred out after a year. But if I had been there on my own, I would have been gone even sooner, because the people were awful.

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Can you still go through the EU lines in Europe? Because those gave me serious jealous.

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And meant so little to anybody.

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Chet, it's a stupid book. You know that. We're all stuck with trying to pull the assholes (including ourselves) into the 21st Century. This is just another alt-universe fiction.

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well as we're still fairly rooted in ravenswood, i'm afraid it would take a president romney or sec of state bachman to get us off the couch and into a moving van bound for toronto.

but mom's a canadian and it seemed like a good idea to take advantage of a citizenship offer from a country not rapidly succumbing to bipolar disorder laced with fundamentalist lunacy.

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Simon & Schuster? Regnery must be kicking themselves right now!

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I think Lynyrd goes north, Skynyrd goes south. The heartbreak of children of divorce...

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Why is there a picture of Foghorn Leghorn accompanying this story?

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Noted the absence of the CAN flag when they opened for biz on Monday. Big yawn I bet though, "Oh <i>look</i>, Party Q had a party and forgot to put up the leaf decorations - must be [insert random day of week]"

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dude! welcome!!

i hope it's worth it. (i must admit, i was pretty happy when i got canadian citizenship a couple years ago...)

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If this were ever to truly happen, I have a strong sense that the aftermath would present a new measure of humanity.

I know once the wall went up I'd make a point of doing a stint performing welcoming duties to those long-suffering southerners needing to escape. A hug, a hot meal, a drink, and off to the make-shift Northern Relocation Assistance Bureau. "Worry not, friend, you have a place among us."

I'd wave a merry fucking adieu to those that felt the need to "escape" south.

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