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Is she a Russian Amputee Bride?

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No sweat...have hex-wrench, will travel.<br /><br />---

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Chu, or Geithner, both nerdy, hapless, and desperate enough to think power was gonna get them laid. Both unaware that nobody gives a shit who, or knows who, they are. Easy marks, loose little trollops.

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Sproing!!!

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Why can't fish fry in the kitchen? I understand the beans rule, but fish?

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Eyes?

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Is there a gap in that image? There is to me.

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You scare me, I am locking mydick in a box, for America.

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Ewwwwww.

Tell me more of this perversion.

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Because Michelle's hotter than Anna Chapman. Also, scarier.

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It helps you perform a Runge-Kutta.

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... who left rather abruptly to become ambassador to China. Hmmmm...

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Nope, <a href="http:\/\/www.sing365.com\/music\/lyric.nsf\/Industrial-Disease-lyrics-Dire-Straits\/11314E9C69C6303C48256BCE000BE7B7" target="_blank">knees</a>.

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Wikipedia <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/United_States_Secretary_of_Commerce#List_of_Secretaries_of_Commerce" target="_blank">agrees</a>.

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Pretty sure they already made that movie.

Rule 34, and such.

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Nicely done.

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