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Ask Chevy Chase (who has had some nasty comments hereabouts lately).

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Any more than usual? No.

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I don't take health advice from celebrities, however accomplished they may be in other domains because obvs.

It was an easy choice not to steam my vagina, as I don't got one.

I also didn't sunburn my balls, although I do have the standard issue of them, because, unlike Tucker Carlson, not a fucking idiot.

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I didn't get a vag in the DNA lottery but I did consider a Navage nasal irrigator.

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Hold ur nose.

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I saw a white NBA player with a shaved head wearing a black headband. I thought he was a monk.

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I once took a gorgeous woman to the Clark Art Institute. Catnip.

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You need more space. Call Zoning.

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extra butter?

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IDK vagina seaming sounds like it might be dangerous

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Only for the "unsteamed"!!

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Maybe Gyneth will soon offer a ball steamer as well

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Since her name begins with "GYN" I suppose she might be a natural expert in such matters.

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I love this so much!!!!!!!!!!

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CB is one of the greatest actresses in the world. Gwen is just a good actress.

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I am 76 , On my bedroom dresser are my articulated Stief bear and feed sack guy in overalls, Leo and Louis. I am sure the kids will toss them when I am gone, but until then they are the sacred companions of my infancy and no one disrespects them..

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