Remember the Ironic Tale of crazy gun/god fanatic Sarah Palin being threatened by a crazy gun/god fanatic? Guess who doesn't like that kind of story? Crazy gun/god fanatics who are also Sarah Palin fanatics! Could this somehow result in a "Comment of the Day" feature on your Wonkette? Oh yes it can! "I hope the hate and lies get cleaned out of your heart someday," types this person, with compassion. But why is this commenter threatening to perform savage open-heart surgery on
Hey, we were created in God's image, right? So we're just like Him; no better or worse. Even though He is someone who can hold a grudge throughout eternity.
Plus God doesn't like tattletales, asshole.
Go ahead, BRING IT ON. When <strong>Ken</strong> stands before God on judgment day,it won&#039;t be pretty. <strong>Ken</strong> is filled with the devil and evil and hate and false witness. He&#039;s should pay for his sins. Did I mention that this whole thing was <strong>Ken&#039;s</strong> idea?
<i>NOTE to Ken: When you&#039;re burning in the eternal agony of Hell, say hi to Dubya for us.</i>
We will all stand before God some day.....and it will not be pretty.
Oh noes! I fucking knew Branson, MO was hell. He&#039;s gonna send us all to spend eternity in Branson listening to the ungodly screams of Ray Stevens. Oh yes, and a whole new busload of fat stupid American teabaggers arriving every day to bitch and whine about how far everything is to get to, and how hot or cold it is, all while stuffing mayonnaise sandwiches and congealed salads into their maws.
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At first, I was sort of shocked at the ironic insensitivity of this guy, calling us &quot;hate mongoloid jerks&quot; ...because, you know...
Hey, we were created in God&#039;s image, right? So we&#039;re just like Him; no better or worse. Even though He is someone who can hold a grudge throughout eternity.
Plus God doesn&#039;t like tattletales, asshole.
Go ahead, BRING IT ON. When <strong>Ken</strong> stands before God on judgment day,it won&#039;t be pretty. <strong>Ken</strong> is filled with the devil and evil and hate and false witness. He&#039;s should pay for his sins. Did I mention that this whole thing was <strong>Ken&#039;s</strong> idea?
<i>NOTE to Ken: When you&#039;re burning in the eternal agony of Hell, say hi to Dubya for us.</i>
We will all stand before God some day.....and it will not be pretty.
Oh noes! I fucking knew Branson, MO was hell. He&#039;s gonna send us all to spend eternity in Branson listening to the ungodly screams of Ray Stevens. Oh yes, and a whole new busload of fat stupid American teabaggers arriving every day to bitch and whine about how far everything is to get to, and how hot or cold it is, all while stuffing mayonnaise sandwiches and congealed salads into their maws.
actually we DO have better things to do and these things typically go in this order:
1. liquor 2. (butt)sex 3. sarcasm 4. bear false witness against sarah palin
(#1 and #2 may be interchangeable).
&quot;Faux Secuction&quot;? Is that like conning a Fox News audience?
And &quot;sarcastic nymphomania&quot; sounds kinda hawt.
Something is wrong with this note. It&rsquo;s written in a manner that I can understand with no random capitalization. I am confused by its clarity.