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Get cha panties laundered...Dry 'em in the sunshine!Wave them in the windSo they're fresh when they go under

Yeah, darlin'Be it briefs or boxersTake your junk in a love embraceWash out all the sharts and odd stainsMake a new clean space!

Born to wear undies! Born to wear undies!

(With apologies to Steppenwolf)

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of the people sick of the same ol' shit.

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Don't wear Wonkette panties with teeth on a airplane, the TSA will give you a dentalfrisk.

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Confederate flags on 1000 sheet rolls or toilet paper should still be available.

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You don't sell confederate flag paraphernalia, but yet the pop up ad the filled my screen wasn't for a Five Flags amusement park now was it!

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I, for one, welcome our vagina dentata overlords? Ouch, just typing that made me squeamish.

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Surprised I was able to turn a coherent phrase. Been spewing facts and venom at clueless neoconfederate assholes all day. I need a cocktail. Or five.

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Are these panties in a bunch? Asking for a female friend.

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Yes they are. Very perceptive.

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Go to Indonesia, where they're still accepted as tradition. Especially in Sanur, Bali, where the Swastika Bungalows and Swastika Restaurant are just a couple of blocks from the German Consulate. For US tourists with certain attitudes, you'll find a lot of blonde European types staying at the Bungalows to make you feel right at home in a foreign land. But most swastikas there are the traditional ones. Going back there soon, and the restaurant on Jl. Danau Tamblingan has great food. Don't let the nazis own it and screw it up for you.

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That's why I was so (pleasantly) surprised that something was done about the Confederate flag. I was sure that we would have another situation similar to what happened on gun control: public outrage, high polling in support of the issue, politicians (even unlikely ones) expressing support, but then months and years go by and nothing is done.

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If you're doing it right, they don't bite. Study up on technique!

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Between sewing hoodies this lady can sew flags http://www.motherjones.com/...

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Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.

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The Redneck Etsy is called Ebay.

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Wow, I did not know that! I was told boys needed viagra and girls envied the peen. Thanks. Now after 74 years and four ex-wives, I see where I screwed up. I'll start going to singles bars again, now that you've 'splained it to me.

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