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Military time <em>is</em> zulu time, unless you're doing it wrong.

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Wow, <em>he</em> founded Executive Action? I had been assuming it was some Iranian dude who was like totally not actually part of MEK, honest, no I really mean it.

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Point taken, but if you're pretending to be ex-CIA, you better be using zulu time, because the actual military (and CIA) always use zulu, to avoid horrible misunderstandings when missions are planned in Virginia and executed in Afghanistan.

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This is all stuff your average Montana ranch hand would know -- which makes him a bit brighter than the average GOP politician.

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I guess you're not voting Republican this year.

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from page 39 of the book:

<b>Select a high-quality dealer.</b> Patronizing a high quality, and therefore generally more expensive, drug dealer or pusher is always preferable.

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You know, that just might be the one to actually take <i>home.</i>

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<i>"On the one hand, some experts say that you should never take a hooker back to your hotel room or apartment..."</i>

The fact that this assclown believes there are actually "experts" rather gives the game away.

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Well, he's just an excitable boy. ♬♩

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"I don't always follow state politics, but when I do, I prefer Montana. Stay crazy, my friends."

Pierce is a national treasure.

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There used to be a great poster comparing the way similar traits are described for men and for women.

"He's selective; she's picky." "He's 'detail-oriented;' She's a nag." "He's focused; She's stubborn." Like that there.

The one I remember the best:

"He's 'a Man of the World;' She's 'been around.'"

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I can't even work out what he was <em>trying</em> to say there.

Suffice it to say, relying on regulation of London brothels is bad advice, since the only regulation on London brothels is that they're supposed to not exist.

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Rebecca:

So - how do you know this Livingston fellow buckles his swash?

Just askin'...

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Her real name probably isn't Trixie or Bambi. Either.

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Hard to believe that this guy and Ted Kaczynski are both Montanans. No, wait, I mean <i>easy</i> to believe ...

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"Never give a hooker your real name." He's like the big brother I never had!

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