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I'll fight you for that title. My Mr. is horrified that I have "everyday" and "good/formal" flip-flops. My goal in life is to go an entire year without wearing a shoe with laces. Or pants.

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Well, when you're dealing with "Christians" it doesn't take much to bring out the worst in them.

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Heaven for the climate, hell for the company --Twain

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I call bullshit. There is not nearly enough profanity for that to be a true Wonkette interview. Also too, at least one question should've been: "So, you were close enough to Scalia. Did his robes smell more like mildewed goat's balls or three-day-old dried cum and a really garlicky marinana sauce?"

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I would like to pour one out to former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Adm. Mike Mullen, who bullied the reluctant service chiefs into admitting that they could dump the no-homo for the military without the slightest problem. Salute!

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"This issue" being religion?

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They're Christianists. They have nothing to do with 'religion.'

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If I have to become gay to finally find a suit that fits me, then I have a couple of calls to make.

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If you forgot the silver piping down the leg seam, well, that would explain everything.

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Shoes with pants? You mean footie pyjamas, right?

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Anthony Weiner, is that you?

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I have 5 pair of black flip flops that range from formal to casual to squalid - my Mr is also horrified. They get over it eventually, I hope.

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ยกSalud!

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Even when you interview people, you still don't allow comments. Good job.

And given the nature of those lovely gentlemen, exactly whose hair were you braiding?

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