Wonkette Finally Surrenders, Becomes Twitchy

Screw this day with a rusty fork. We are out of words, so we're just going to steal yours.

 This :

 And this :

 And this too :

 Elegant and to the point :

 Exactly :

 Yup :

" Satire ":

 Oh, did someone say satire ?

 Evergreen tweet :

 Aaaaaaand scene :

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