Screw this day with a rusty fork. We are out of words, so we're just going to steal yours. This : And this : And this too : Elegant and to the point : Exactly : Yup : " Satire ": Oh, did someone say satire ? Evergreen tweet : Aaaaaaand scene
We need to reopen the poor houses, then round up the poor and institutionalize them. Teach them the value of hard work and thrift and show them the way out of poverty by paying them $25 each day for 16 hours of work, while charging them $35 per day for room and board. They can get released just as soon as they pay up their bill.
the GOP mantra, in order to motivate rich people to do the right thing we must bribe them and kiss their asses. In order to motivate poor people to do the right thing we must inflict as much pain and suffereing as we can. Carrots for me. sticks for thee...
You know, every time I talk I hear an echo. What&#039;s up with that? <i>[with that... with that... with that... with that...]</i>
4. craig ferguson tear-gassed by police.
We need to reopen the poor houses, then round up the poor and institutionalize them. Teach them the value of hard work and thrift and show them the way out of poverty by paying them $25 each day for 16 hours of work, while charging them $35 per day for room and board. They can get released just as soon as they pay up their bill.
oh maman we&#039;re thinking about you and wishing her the best and a rapid eventless recovery.
Wait, you have 9 full time staff now, and none of them are me? Bastards, I hate my job.
round up from today:
1. egypt urges restraint in ferguson. 2. ferguson residents bonding on twitter with palestinians. 3. germans complaining about ferguson police tactics.
america, fuck yeah.
Good luck to all, Maman
the GOP mantra, in order to motivate rich people to do the right thing we must bribe them and kiss their asses. In order to motivate poor people to do the right thing we must inflict as much pain and suffereing as we can. Carrots for me. sticks for thee...
Actually, that&#039;s a decent knot. The tie is too narrow for the collar.
But upside down.
Oh, come on. I&#039;ve been called an asshole. I&#039;m sure Picasso managed it.
Oh, goodness. Best of wishes and hopes. Is it tomorrow?
Irony is pretty much fucking well dead here in 21st Century Amercia.
Form a phalanx, and then throw tear gas at it.
Chaton!!!
I believe that&#039;s &quot;Congratulations?&quot;