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Lefty Mark's avatar

You know, every time I talk I hear an echo. What's up with that? <i>[with that... with that... with that... with that...]</i>

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4. craig ferguson tear-gassed by police.

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We need to reopen the poor houses, then round up the poor and institutionalize them. Teach them the value of hard work and thrift and show them the way out of poverty by paying them $25 each day for 16 hours of work, while charging them $35 per day for room and board. They can get released just as soon as they pay up their bill.

fuflans's avatar

oh maman we're thinking about you and wishing her the best and a rapid eventless recovery.

SullivanSt's avatar

Wait, you have 9 full time staff now, and none of them are me? Bastards, I hate my job.

fuflans's avatar

round up from today:

1. egypt urges restraint in ferguson. 2. ferguson residents bonding on twitter with palestinians. 3. germans complaining about ferguson police tactics.

america, fuck yeah.

Lot_49's avatar

Good luck to all, Maman

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

the GOP mantra, in order to motivate rich people to do the right thing we must bribe them and kiss their asses. In order to motivate poor people to do the right thing we must inflict as much pain and suffereing as we can. Carrots for me. sticks for thee...

bobbert's avatar

Actually, that's a decent knot. The tie is too narrow for the collar.

bobbert's avatar

Oh, come on. I've been called an asshole. I'm sure Picasso managed it.

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Oh, goodness. Best of wishes and hopes. Is it tomorrow?

bobbert's avatar

Irony is pretty much fucking well dead here in 21st Century Amercia.

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Form a phalanx, and then throw tear gas at it.

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I believe that's "Congratulations?"