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bobbert's avatar

Ah, missed it again.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I'm sure that hundreds of Nigerian princes are closely studying the conservatard martyr industry, and working out new scams as we speak. For once, I wish them all the success in the world.

Geoff Alnutt's avatar

Yeah, but her tits are staring stupidly at the permafrost, now. She's old. She probably smells like the inside of a 1973 Dodge.

Hill's avatar

My Comments removed.....speaks volume of how fake is the lefty freedom and "satire"

dshwa's avatar

Awwwwww. Butthurt Troll is Butthurt!

Johnny Pez's avatar

I don't have a Twitter account, but I would totally post a mean comment, if you allowed comments.

E.A. Blair's avatar

You are right to say that death threats are not cool and that no one should ever make them, but schadenfreude is sweet, and I am in full agreement with the following statement:

“I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.” — Clarence Darrow

Susie from Philly's avatar

I realize in NYC that the thought of pizza at a gay wedding is unthinkable, but your class bias is showing. Poor people do indeed serve pizza at their wedding receptions, and it kind of irks me that once again, liberal Democrats (who really should know better) are disproving their claim that they're "the party of working people." Dems love to shake their heads and say, "How can Those People keep voting against their own interests?" Easy -- the other side doesn't keep making fun of them. I'd much rather win back the House and Senate than indulge myself in tone-deaf snark. But that's just me.

Shypixel's avatar

No, it speaks volumes as to what a dick you are, and how we don't like playing with you.

Fuck off.

Shypixel's avatar

Who is from NYC?

Or do you just assume coastal elite?

Whose class bias is showing, again?

Martini Glambassador's avatar

And the answer is a definitive YES, based on the butthurt response! Ten points for Wonkindore House.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

So, you'd rather vote against your own interests because of some perceived butthurt that "liberal elites" are poking fun at a few social, regional differences? Makes perfect sense, yes?

At least be honest. Do you really care at all about the rights of LBGT individuals and are you willing to be an ally in the face of discrimination? Or would you prefer to find excuses to support openly racist policies?

Martini Glambassador's avatar

I wish you the best Ember. Good luck on your funding.

dshwa's avatar

Awwwww. Concern Troll is Concerned.

Smibo's avatar

Yet they managed to score a cool half-mil (and counting).

Another obvious point that seems to go unmentioned is that, according to their Yelp page, they never provided catering services at all, ever.

So of course they would say "no" to a request to cater a ghey wedding with (ugh) pizzas. They would (presumably) also say no to catering a bar/bat mitzvah, a Kwanza party, or a Duggar family reunion. They just don't cater, period.

They've managed to turn the whole "not providing services" thing into a cash cow. Call it what you will (personally, I choose "grifting"), but the results would indicate it's not exactly "stupid".

I don't provide catering services either, so I would have to say "no" to a request to cater a ghey wedding. Can I haz a few hundred $K?

willi0000000's avatar

don't need GoFundMe . . . just turn the persecution all the way up to 'actual'