Yr Wonkette was pretty impressed by the story of Memories Pizza, the brave little Christian-owned pizzeria in Walkerton, Indiana, which announced it would definitely not cater any gay weddings, no way, not ever. It was a pretty brave stance, considering that there are probably fewer gay weddings featuring pizza than there are sightings of the Loch Ness Monster in Death Valley.
I'm sure that hundreds of Nigerian princes are closely studying the conservatard martyr industry, and working out new scams as we speak. For once, I wish them all the success in the world.
You are right to say that death threats are not cool and that no one should ever make them, but schadenfreude is sweet, and I am in full agreement with the following statement:
“I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.” — Clarence Darrow
I realize in NYC that the thought of pizza at a gay wedding is unthinkable, but your class bias is showing. Poor people do indeed serve pizza at their wedding receptions, and it kind of irks me that once again, liberal Democrats (who really should know better) are disproving their claim that they're "the party of working people." Dems love to shake their heads and say, "How can Those People keep voting against their own interests?" Easy -- the other side doesn't keep making fun of them. I'd much rather win back the House and Senate than indulge myself in tone-deaf snark. But that's just me.
So, you'd rather vote against your own interests because of some perceived butthurt that "liberal elites" are poking fun at a few social, regional differences? Makes perfect sense, yes?
At least be honest. Do you really care at all about the rights of LBGT individuals and are you willing to be an ally in the face of discrimination? Or would you prefer to find excuses to support openly racist policies?
Yet they managed to score a cool half-mil (and counting).
Another obvious point that seems to go unmentioned is that, according to their Yelp page, they never provided catering services at all, ever.
So of course they would say "no" to a request to cater a ghey wedding with (ugh) pizzas. They would (presumably) also say no to catering a bar/bat mitzvah, a Kwanza party, or a Duggar family reunion. They just don't cater, period.
They've managed to turn the whole "not providing services" thing into a cash cow. Call it what you will (personally, I choose "grifting"), but the results would indicate it's not exactly "stupid".
I don't provide catering services either, so I would have to say "no" to a request to cater a ghey wedding. Can I haz a few hundred $K?
Ah, missed it again.
I'm sure that hundreds of Nigerian princes are closely studying the conservatard martyr industry, and working out new scams as we speak. For once, I wish them all the success in the world.
Yeah, but her tits are staring stupidly at the permafrost, now. She's old. She probably smells like the inside of a 1973 Dodge.
My Comments removed.....speaks volume of how fake is the lefty freedom and "satire"
Awwwwww. Butthurt Troll is Butthurt!
I don't have a Twitter account, but I would totally post a mean comment, if you allowed comments.
You are right to say that death threats are not cool and that no one should ever make them, but schadenfreude is sweet, and I am in full agreement with the following statement:
“I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.” — Clarence Darrow
I realize in NYC that the thought of pizza at a gay wedding is unthinkable, but your class bias is showing. Poor people do indeed serve pizza at their wedding receptions, and it kind of irks me that once again, liberal Democrats (who really should know better) are disproving their claim that they're "the party of working people." Dems love to shake their heads and say, "How can Those People keep voting against their own interests?" Easy -- the other side doesn't keep making fun of them. I'd much rather win back the House and Senate than indulge myself in tone-deaf snark. But that's just me.
No, it speaks volumes as to what a dick you are, and how we don't like playing with you.
Fuck off.
Who is from NYC?
Or do you just assume coastal elite?
Whose class bias is showing, again?
And the answer is a definitive YES, based on the butthurt response! Ten points for Wonkindore House.
So, you'd rather vote against your own interests because of some perceived butthurt that "liberal elites" are poking fun at a few social, regional differences? Makes perfect sense, yes?
At least be honest. Do you really care at all about the rights of LBGT individuals and are you willing to be an ally in the face of discrimination? Or would you prefer to find excuses to support openly racist policies?
I wish you the best Ember. Good luck on your funding.
Awwwww. Concern Troll is Concerned.
Yet they managed to score a cool half-mil (and counting).
Another obvious point that seems to go unmentioned is that, according to their Yelp page, they never provided catering services at all, ever.
So of course they would say "no" to a request to cater a ghey wedding with (ugh) pizzas. They would (presumably) also say no to catering a bar/bat mitzvah, a Kwanza party, or a Duggar family reunion. They just don't cater, period.
They've managed to turn the whole "not providing services" thing into a cash cow. Call it what you will (personally, I choose "grifting"), but the results would indicate it's not exactly "stupid".
I don't provide catering services either, so I would have to say "no" to a request to cater a ghey wedding. Can I haz a few hundred $K?
don't need GoFundMe . . . just turn the persecution all the way up to 'actual'