The Wonkette copy desk alerts us that rumors on the Twitter suggest the Wonkette Halloween Nightwhore Party is going about as you'd expect. It is still going on, apparently! Many have died, for freedom. If you've got terrible "twit-pix" or other Facebook pRon related to tonight's Costume Party and hell festival in the Devil's Kitchen (really!), please post the links in the comments, or send them to tips AT the wonkette email. Keep hope alive or whatever! And just go cold kick the hell out of some dude dressed like The Joker.
In other words, remember to spay and neuter your pets and Wonkette's commenters.
please. the rest of us don't have time to be reading a blog on friday night of halloween weekend.
Please post what attendees are drinking. And how much.