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fuflans's avatar

if i could afford it, i would buy a 'hire me' ad.

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bobbert's avatar

That costs extra, like kissing.

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

"In conclusion, give us all your money and shit."

Be careful for what you ask...

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Mahousu's avatar

No, not until the guest post by Deepak Chopra shows up.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Jeez Rebecca. There's always "Payday Loans" if you're really hard up. They're just waiting to drop bags of money in your lap. No questions asked.

At least that's what they advertise on my television machine 3,000 times a day.

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PsycWench's avatar

but not NAMBLA.

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schmannity's avatar

Marketing? Why didn't Ken think of that?

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schmannity's avatar

Hellfire Missiles: When a simple "regrets" is not an adequate invitation response.

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Ennui There Yet's avatar

Does clicking on the ads already there help? I try to make a practice of that several times a week.

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schmannity's avatar

Bring back Wonkette T-shirts. My Palin Apocalypse 2012 is fading.

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PsycWench's avatar

<i>Wonkette accepts most advertising short of total porn, penis supplements, and the NRA</i> May I humbly suggest that any ad that automatically starts up with sound be added to this list?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

How about the barter system? I have a bumper crop of zucchini this year.

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