You are looking to reach over 650k unique human beings each month – Wonkette readers are born with an advanced degree and at least one third of them even have jobs! – and we are looking to keep from peddling our children on the street. Let us help you help us!
Jeez Rebecca. There's always "Payday Loans" if you're really hard up. They're just waiting to drop bags of money in your lap. No questions asked.
At least that's what they advertise on my television machine 3,000 times a day.
<i>Wonkette accepts most advertising short of total porn, penis supplements, and the NRA</i> May I humbly suggest that any ad that automatically starts up with sound be added to this list?
if i could afford it, i would buy a &#039;hire me&#039; ad.
That costs extra, like kissing.
&quot;In conclusion, give us all your money and shit.&quot;
Be careful for what you ask...
No, not until the guest post by Deepak Chopra shows up.
Jeez Rebecca. There&#039;s always &quot;Payday Loans&quot; if you&#039;re really hard up. They&#039;re just waiting to drop bags of money in your lap. No questions asked.
At least that&#039;s what they advertise on my television machine 3,000 times a day.
but not NAMBLA.
Marketing? Why didn&#039;t Ken think of that?
Hellfire Missiles: When a simple &quot;regrets&quot; is not an adequate invitation response.
Does clicking on the ads already there help? I try to make a practice of that several times a week.
Bring back Wonkette T-shirts. My Palin Apocalypse 2012 is fading.
<i>Wonkette accepts most advertising short of total porn, penis supplements, and the NRA</i> May I humbly suggest that any ad that automatically starts up with sound be added to this list?
How about the barter system? I have a bumper crop of zucchini this year.