If he is our boss, do we get to call him "Daddy"? OK everybody, DON'T TELL REBECCA, but we just got a big job opportunity on Twitter, and it is to work for the award-winning, hard-hitting, Pulitzer-worthy team of "elites" at InfoWars. Oh, to kneel before the excellence of a
When Alex Jones opens your resume up and sees that picture he's going to want to see you kneeling at his toenails, for sure, and he's going to hire you so fast... Will you be able to handle your two jobs??
Taco Bell is also hiring, but, and they won't tell you on the application, they can use your brain chip to scan other brain chips to get around disgueses! Lolololol, and The Mob boss Sal is the go to undercover cop? Ohhh wait, that's James Comey, lololololololol! Karl Merker said CIA is experimenting on how to get kids to spy on there parents by planting micro phones in there ears, lololololololol!
They better not be using my brainchip data me without my consent! Who can scroll through your childs brain like a cell phone? FBI, CIA, Military, Local Police? U.N? Who would want too? Lololololololol!
324 to dispatch: dispatch, go ahead: we have possible suspects in sight: 10-4 brain chip access bribery: 10-4, just turn the chips off, why hide so much? You are not an enemy of yourself! Lololololololol, I need to get in good with the lottery people lolololololol
When Alex Jones opens your resume up and sees that picture he's going to want to see you kneeling at his toenails, for sure, and he's going to hire you so fast... Will you be able to handle your two jobs??
that isn't funny so it's not real, right? In that case you wouldn't post it.
Taco Bell is also hiring, but, and they won't tell you on the application, they can use your brain chip to scan other brain chips to get around disgueses! Lolololol, and The Mob boss Sal is the go to undercover cop? Ohhh wait, that's James Comey, lololololololol! Karl Merker said CIA is experimenting on how to get kids to spy on there parents by planting micro phones in there ears, lololololololol!
They better not be using my brainchip data me without my consent! Who can scroll through your childs brain like a cell phone? FBI, CIA, Military, Local Police? U.N? Who would want too? Lololololololol!
324 to dispatch: dispatch, go ahead: we have possible suspects in sight: 10-4 brain chip access bribery: 10-4, just turn the chips off, why hide so much? You are not an enemy of yourself! Lololololololol, I need to get in good with the lottery people lolololololol
Forgot about Leonard Bernstein.
Nifty Pez dispenser there, Rog.
"I can expose myself without your help, TYVM."
"Grandpa seems a trifle irked. I'll get you some warm milk and you go back and take another nap, Papaw."
If Evan's going to have a chance of getting that prime "InfoWard" job, he's up against some pretty stiff competition with ol' Greg "Duplo" here.
No, don't get contacts, Evan. The glasses make you look smart. Like Rick Perry.
You got it backwards. It's not real, but it's funny.
With those glasses you look like the spitting image of Rupert Evans in The Man in the High Castle!
Seems to me the video editing job would be pretty easy. Just take the raw video, crank the "crazy" setting to "max," and you're done.
Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs...
? WHY do ya'll hate Alex? What did he do to ya'll ?