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A timeline *so* corrupt that I find myself in agreement with Gaetz about a thing.

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It's hard to stop a fight when you're busy eating popcorn.

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I hate to agree with Groomer Gaetz, but trading stocks isn’t really “hard work.”

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...insider trading stocks...

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i heard adam kinzinger (i think?) on some never trumper podcast (i know, i know, but i need to know SOME other PoVs than just pod save america and MSNBC) say gaetz is going to go thru some things by spring.

not uninterested i must confess.

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Why wait. Let him go through some things as soon as the House comes back in session.

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Meanwhile, at stately Markwayne Manor...

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They're not sending us their best people.

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This ISN'T FUNNY, Evan!

Oh wait...it is.

Never mind.

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Markwayne da Plumma doesn't roll off the tongue as well.

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Between “Explains a lot about a state whose entire mission in life is proving it’s not just a Pomeranian humping Texas’s face.” and “Hark the Herald SUCK MY DICK” I may never breathe again!

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Elect a Markwayne, get Markwayne shit.

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At the weigh-in before the fight they should probably stipulate that they will exclude the weight of their egos which are vastly oversized.

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Now, now. Let’s not go blaming Marktwayne when the problem is probably the testosterone shots he has to take now that the steroids have shrunk his testes down to rattling BBs. It’s a medical issue.

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These two creeps -- exemplary Republicans both -- should get a room.

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Let them fight!

(inserts link to video of two professional stuntwomen re-creating one of those Peter Griffin - Giant Chicken fights from "Family Guy".....)

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Let them fight dot gif

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Sorry, whenever I see Mullin's name I imagine Keegan-Michael Key as the substitute teacher pronouncing his name "Mar-Kway-Ne".

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Keegan-Michael Key's substitute teacher character would scare the piss out of Mar-Kway-Ne, partly because he's so over-the-top intense plus he's blackety-black-black.

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