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Mark Linimon's avatar

A timeline *so* corrupt that I find myself in agreement with Gaetz about a thing.

beb's avatar

It's hard to stop a fight when you're busy eating popcorn.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

I hate to agree with Groomer Gaetz, but trading stocks isn’t really “hard work.”

Doctor Kiddo's avatar

...insider trading stocks...

fuflans's avatar

i heard adam kinzinger (i think?) on some never trumper podcast (i know, i know, but i need to know SOME other PoVs than just pod save america and MSNBC) say gaetz is going to go thru some things by spring.

not uninterested i must confess.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Why wait. Let him go through some things as soon as the House comes back in session.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Meanwhile, at stately Markwayne Manor...

William McCann's avatar

They're not sending us their best people.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

This ISN'T FUNNY, Evan!

Oh wait...it is.

Never mind.

Atrele Kasha's avatar

Markwayne da Plumma doesn't roll off the tongue as well.

The_Shadout_Mapes's avatar

Between “Explains a lot about a state whose entire mission in life is proving it’s not just a Pomeranian humping Texas’s face.” and “Hark the Herald SUCK MY DICK” I may never breathe again!

Tessie's avatar

Elect a Markwayne, get Markwayne shit.

tegrat's avatar

At the weigh-in before the fight they should probably stipulate that they will exclude the weight of their egos which are vastly oversized.

Notreelyhelping's avatar

Now, now. Let’s not go blaming Marktwayne when the problem is probably the testosterone shots he has to take now that the steroids have shrunk his testes down to rattling BBs. It’s a medical issue.

Vic's avatar

These two creeps -- exemplary Republicans both -- should get a room.

Richard S's avatar

Let them fight!

(inserts link to video of two professional stuntwomen re-creating one of those Peter Griffin - Giant Chicken fights from "Family Guy".....)

TakingAmes's avatar

Let them fight dot gif

LifelongLurker's avatar

Sorry, whenever I see Mullin's name I imagine Keegan-Michael Key as the substitute teacher pronouncing his name "Mar-Kway-Ne".

Caepan's avatar

Keegan-Michael Key's substitute teacher character would scare the piss out of Mar-Kway-Ne, partly because he's so over-the-top intense plus he's blackety-black-black.