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Rarian Rakista's avatar

Same thing with some of these outspoken parents on the dangers of child molestation by strangers who enact all these crazy laws that do not stop the 90% of molestation that mostly comes from relatives.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Can God make a rock that is so heavy even HE can't lift it?"

I think you're getting into this sort of territory.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

"a dose of his <i>fabulous</i> therapy." - fixed

If I was married to Michele Bachmann, I'd switch teams too.

Maybe he should go on Queer Eye to learn how to "man up".

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

It would also complicate that other thing breasts are for. Oh fuck, what is it? Shit.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

The only idea they have for job creation is tax cuts. Which we tried for the past 10 years? Thanks Dubya,

I think only lady legislators should vote on laws about lady parts.

Also, can someone pass a damn law to get Barb some Mountain Dew for chrissakes?!?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I bet she hates Mondays.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Feh! Deserts are for sissies. I camp in Wal-Mart parking lots.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Sort of ot...but it does concern a possible GOP candidate: <a href="http://maddowblog.msnbc.msn..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://maddowblog.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/07/13/...">http://maddowblog.msnbc.msn...

Dobbs have mercy on us.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

it's just as well she scorned you. You would only get burned. btw - it looks like Fisty McDownfist has been busy this morning.

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PsycWench's avatar

No, the man's eyes are scientifically proven to be designed to be directed towards the woman's cheeseburger.

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PsycWench's avatar

I particularly liked his expression and tone of voice when he mentioned having interviewed her himself, with the unspoken follow-up "and it's fucking useless".

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PsycWench's avatar

What is it with candidates who think an interview on a news segment should be some sort of showcase campaign stop, and refuse or deflect the real questions? That evasiveness and entitlement mentality should be much more destructive to a campaign than any answer to the actual questions.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Practicing masculinity therapy? WTF is that? Smashing beer cans against your forehead?

Our eyes are designed to be attracted to women’s breasts? Do they go “BOOOOOOIIIING!!!” and pop out of their sockets when this happens?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

And God designed Michele's eyes to be attracted to....?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Oh yeah? Well, I go camping with nothing more than a plastic spork., some used dental floss and no clothes.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I see your fist and raise another.

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