Today we ponder two awesome pieces of journalism, both of which had Twitter buzzing when they hit the web late Wednesday night.
Masturbation fantasy and Supreme Court--not until Justice Alba or Johannson are elevated.
Earn reparations with this one weird trick that they don't want you to know about.
I'm sorry, I could not hear you over the sound of Buzzfeed fellating itself...
I think my libido just shriveled up and died.
Reparations!?! Aren&#039;t Obamaphones, king crab lobster shrimp and welfare queening enough for those people? <i>(turns up volume on Rush LImbaugh)</i> (spit)
Masturbation fantasy and Supreme Court--not until Justice Alba or Johannson are elevated.
Earn reparations with this one weird trick that they don&#039;t want you to know about.
I&#039;m sorry, I could not hear you over the sound of Buzzfeed fellating itself...
I think my libido just shriveled up and died.
Reparations!?! Aren&#039;t Obamaphones, king crab lobster shrimp and welfare queening enough for those people? <i>(turns up volume on Rush LImbaugh)</i> (spit)