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Masturbation fantasy and Supreme Court--not until Justice Alba or Johannson are elevated.

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Earn reparations with this one weird trick that they don't want you to know about.

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I'm sorry, I could not hear you over the sound of Buzzfeed fellating itself...

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I think my libido just shriveled up and died.

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Reparations!?! Aren't Obamaphones, king crab lobster shrimp and welfare queening enough for those people? <i>(turns up volume on Rush LImbaugh)</i> (spit)

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