Today's Wonkette Letter to the Editor comes courtesy of "Luke Pretty," at luke0606@hotmail.com, in response to Judge Smacked Down Just For Talking Sense About Your 'Technical' Violent Rape:
*sheepishly raises hand* In my defense, I do have a Gmail, I just don't use it much. I've had the Hotmail account for 15 years and everything's linked to it, and I'm just can't make myself go through the bother of changing that.
The sex, don't forget the sexytime. Today is a great day for drunken sex with whoever will have you, let's get out there and make some bad decisions, people! Plus, that seems to be the only way to keep up the population if this shit keeps happening. (I'm only halfway joking, sadly)
In one of his books Al Franken said he replied to email like this with a stock response such as: <i> Thanks for your kind email. I appreciate your opinion and wish I could make a more personal response but my busy schedule doesn&#039;t allow it...&quot;</i>
When the asswad emailed again he just replied with the same response.
If Luke would go to the Wonkette store and look at the ladies he would realize that liberal, smart women are also really very easy on the eyes and very compassionate. But alas, Luke is in-bred goat fucker from Texas and I can reach this conclusion by the fact that I heard a similar loud mouth asshole at my local taco shack here in Austin bloviating about Christmas.
The holidays seems to bring the worst out in these fucktard asshats.
Started an hour ago. Villacreces Pruno 2010. Keeps me from trying to go out and find Wayne Fuckhead LaPierre.
I&#039;ll break out the bourbon after dinner.
Probably even funnier. Remember, he&#039;s &quot;Luke Pretty&quot;, not &quot;Luke Smart&quot;.
Luke Pretty? He lukes pretty fucking stupid to me.
*sheepishly raises hand* In my defense, I do have a Gmail, I just don&#039;t use it much. I&#039;ve had the Hotmail account for 15 years and everything&#039;s linked to it, and I&#039;m just can&#039;t make myself go through the bother of changing that.
sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the dimwit who doesn&#039;t get it.
You may be thinking of &quot;WAH wah wah wah wah WAH WAH wah wah WAH WAH.&quot;
The sex, don&#039;t forget the sexytime. Today is a great day for drunken sex with whoever will have you, let&#039;s get out there and make some bad decisions, people! Plus, that seems to be the only way to keep up the population if this shit keeps happening. (I&#039;m only halfway joking, sadly)
Same here. I was on Hotmail before I even had a computer in my home, it was the only real way you could get an email account from a cybercafe.
In one of his books Al Franken said he replied to email like this with a stock response such as: <i> Thanks for your kind email. I appreciate your opinion and wish I could make a more personal response but my busy schedule doesn&#039;t allow it...&quot;</i>
When the asswad emailed again he just replied with the same response.
If Luke would go to the Wonkette store and look at the ladies he would realize that liberal, smart women are also really very easy on the eyes and very compassionate. But alas, Luke is in-bred goat fucker from Texas and I can reach this conclusion by the fact that I heard a similar loud mouth asshole at my local taco shack here in Austin bloviating about Christmas.
The holidays seems to bring the worst out in these fucktard asshats.
Yeah, I&#039;m not in a good mood either. Just remember, the assholes are still a minority. Let&rsquo;s hope it stays that way.
It&rsquo;s the modern day AOL!
The biggest surprise is that you can be reached by email. I assume tips@wonkette.com is actually the World&#039;s Biggest Spam Magnet.
Sarcasm? What&rsquo;s that?
First of all, Editrix, I&#039;ve seen your photo and waste of skin you&#039;re not!
Then - have you also heard from Matthew, Mark and John?
I&#039;m guessing Luke is not quite as Pretty as he thinks. Nor as bright.