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The Horned Tulip God's avatar

This is hands-down one of my favorite films. We staged the play when I was in 9th grade. I was stage crew and one of the dead bodies at the end during the bows. Never looked back after that :D

Jessica's avatar

When I was in school I played Dr. Einstein

Amezed's avatar

In a very brief juncture in "thea-tra," I directed a version of this, staged only in black & white (how CREATIVE.) Still have nightmares about the production (in the 80s.) Now need to watch the original, thank you :))

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

Has Rand Paul divulged private health records of people today ?

Oh, yeah, it's still the weekend . . .

Sister Artemis's avatar

lolz, just had to explain to a non-Wonker where the whole "non-commenting" and "comments are not allowed" thing came from, as well as a few other common Wonkisms. Good times, good times...

https://www.wonkette.com/p/jesus-communicator-sends-us-poorly-written-cease-and-desist-letter

I miss "Dear Shit for Brains" - it was the best Cletus safari ever

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Hah, that is fabulous. "Sarcastic, nymphs." indeed!

Anarchy Pony's avatar

Nasty vile little snark mob.

Stulexington's avatar

Recipe hub and dick joke factory.

Sister Artemis's avatar

This conversation just might kick me into putting together that Wonkette lexicon I’ve always dreamed of…

(Wonxicon? Lexiwonk? I haven’t come up with a good mashup and/or umbrella term, but I just know it’s hovering out there in the universe, waiting for someone to articulate it into reality)

Sister Artemis's avatar

wow...... I'm.... um.... yes maybe?

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

There are better terms still hovering!

Sister Artemis's avatar

Ah! Thanks! (will leave as is so your comment isn't left out to hang)

Stulexington's avatar

WTF is up with his hair? Is he wearing the grey wig or is the light really messing it up?

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

One couple is attending the Commander in Chief Ball celebrating Trump's second Inauguration in Washington on January 20, 2025. They are smiling because all the attention and cameras are on them.

The other couple is sitting in what looks like a homey restaurant where regular people eat. They are smiling because they are happy.

Lucy Bea's avatar

One America where spouses clearly loathe each other and one where they appear happy together?

Stulexington's avatar

One that looks rich and one that looks poor (who am I kidding, one's white, one's brown)

Lucy Bea's avatar

LOL, Mel’s dress looks like someone scribbled with a black marker over the photo.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Exactly what I thought!

Shocktreatment's avatar

No imbeciles like tone deaf imbeciles...

Mavenmaven's avatar

I see the two Americas, one is an educated doctor who has made people's lives better and the other is a crooked parasite who has made people's lives terrible

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

The "let them eat cake" formal evening attire vs a simple restaurant was a gloriously ignorant self-own . . .

Sister Artemis's avatar

I do like that grammatical note at the end, though maybe the possessive is (enragingly) appropriate when Trump says it?

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Representative Max Miller, the Republican from Ohio accused of physically abusing his ex-wife and young daughter, has defied calls from his own party to drop out and plans to stay in the race to keep his seat in Congress, according to his spokeswoman.

Mr. Miller would have had to withdraw by Saturday evening, at the latest, to allow local party chairs enough time to name a replacement on the ballot by Monday at 4 p.m., according to Ohio state law.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/08/08/us/politics/max-miller-ohio-republican.html#:~:text=Representative%20Max%20Miller%2C%20the%20Republican,Congress%2C%20according%20to%20his%20spokeswoman.

He also loaned his own campaign one million dollars. Hope that's lost too.

Shocktreatment's avatar

"If you quit the race, the party will help your criminal case from behind the scene."

"If I win the election, there won't 𝘣𝘦 a criminal case!"

He out logicked 'em.

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

If he wins the election, he can keep bombing Lebanon ?

Oh, wrong dude . . .

Stulexington's avatar

Yeah, if he wins the election they'll have to support him in full view of everyone.

Warren's avatar

“One million dollars”! Dr Evil’s favorite amount. The company Congressman Miller keeps…

Russell Jones's avatar

Hunter Biden says that ol' Handsome Joe's cancer is spreading and is quite painful and debilitating. I can hardly wait to see the new levels of class and decorum to which the GOP will rise over this news.

Warren's avatar

😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

paxpax's avatar

to me what is interesting is that The BBC is carrying this info..... AND THE AMERICAN MSM IS NOT. (prayers for OHJB)

Sister Artemis's avatar

Sending that family all my love right now.

Rhand Holm's avatar

It's never real until it happens to them. Lol

Rosy red ASS's avatar

Ok people. Everyone have a great day and for fuck's sake DO NOT DIE!!! Peace out!

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I may be being an old curmudgeon, but after being in the stage play, I really disliked Capra's changes to the script. Primarily - in the play, Mortimer *isn't* married yet, and his girlfriend is trying to get him to the altar. Having him already marry her at the beginning removes all the dramatic tension. If they're already married and the only thing at stake is "will they go on their honeymoon in time?", who tf cares?

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Tia Loca's avatar

creates even more tension

in those days because it’s assumed that they’re both virgins!

She’s gotta get him to the honeymoon so they can *do it*

CripesAmighty's avatar

(sorry I missed last night's viewing--passed out after work as usual)

Brief perusal gives rise to a new Kalshi over/under: What percentage of Wonkers have been involved in a production of Arsenic and Old Lace in some fashion or another--over or under 50%?

*waves*(LD)

josephebacon's avatar

I remember seeing the Hallmark Hall Of Fame version with Boris Karloff when I was a kid. Tony Randall was Mortimer. And then in the late 60s I remember the version with Bob Crane as Mortimer and Fred Gwynne.

Warren's avatar

👍👍👍👍👍👍

josephebacon's avatar

Here's the Hallmark version with Tony Randall and Boris Karloff

https://archive.org/details/Arsenic_and_Old_Lace_1962

Here's the Bob Crane version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeNiT4wd5cM

Easterncedar's avatar

Oh my! Thanks! ! Helen Hayes and is that Lillian Gish?

Larry Schmitt's avatar

Obviously any other version suffers by comparison with the original.

Oy!'s avatar

"The scandals of the president’s first term now seem quaint."

It was a rehearsal.

•---•---•---•---•---•---•---•---•---•---•---•---•---•---•---•---•---•---•

"The Watchdogs Are Barking Themselves Hoarse" –https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/2026/08/trump-ethics-corruption-crypto-watchdogs/688187/

Larry Schmitt's avatar

Only by comparison with the second. Taken by themselves they would merit a long prison term.

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

I first read it as "baking" not "barking" and spent a moment wonder what they were baking. Old age is my only excuse.

Martin Shobe's avatar

The horror of this administration cannot be faced sober.

Warren's avatar

One day at a time. Back pain meds serve a secondary purpose. I’m loving on my service dog, our critters, and my wife and kids.

Pauly2coffees's avatar

He hadn’t been given total immunity at that point.

josephebacon's avatar

El-Sayed: "Imagine if instead of paying that to your health insurance company, whose CEO makes $20m a year, you paid a little bit more in taxes for healthcare you wouldn't lose. I think all of us would a lot more interested in that system if we knew our healthcare would be free at point of care"

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3msnrhvqid42w

And it would be nice to get the care your Dr prescribes instead of having an unelected corporate beancounter deny your claim...and force you to go thru appeal after appeal and still be denied...

Warren's avatar

Ted Kennedy was saying this in 1970, and Milhouse would have signed it into law. Same with gun control, even the NRA was in favor of responsible gun ownership, instead of worshipping firearms.

hillary's left one's avatar

Then, the Reagan metastasis of the dormant cancer of Republicanism...

nodak.   where's the beef?'s avatar

what drives me absolutely up the wall about most people advocating MFA, is they leave the economics out, or get it wrong.

MFA will be cheaper, by at least a few %, than the current system.

We could get a pay raise, even if the payroll deduction looks like a tax hike.

tek's avatar

MFA removes an entire industry that does nothing but straighten out billing issues.

Warren's avatar

The invisible hand of the market will find them all new jobs. (Maybe AI will help us all get to Universal Basic Income. Shh!)

Kay Ducky's Booze Clues's avatar

Thrash/hardcore Anthrax meets Joe Jackson in one of those serendipitous deals.

Got the TIme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be7iNHw8QoQ

PrimerGray's avatar

How the mind works...

The mention of Al Stewart below made me think of his song "Time Passages" which got me to thinking...

I saw a recommendation for a YouTube video that had the surviving cast of the Bad News Bears, which came out 50 years ago. It doesn't seem so long ago to me, but when that movie came out, a 50 year old movie most likely didn't have sound. I was 8 for most of 1976 so 50 years ago then may as well have been 100 years ago to me.

Warren's avatar

Ya Know, Tatum O’Neal has gone from being the Lindsay Lohan of her day to being Survivor of Dysfunctionality Worthy of Judy Garland. She is a fine actress and deserved her Academy Award. Exploitation like Little Darlings was not her fault. Ryan O’Neal belongs in the Reprehensible Dad/Husband Hall of Fame, with his jersey number retired and hoisted to the rafters. And Tatum forgave him as he lay dying!

RocktonSam's avatar

"HEY YANKEES WHY DONT YOUTAKE THAT STUPID APOLOGY AND THAT TROPHY AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR ASS!"

PrimerGray's avatar

" I got a Harley-Davidson. Does that turn you on? Harley-Davidson?"

Tanner's rant about "_____________and now a girl?" worked back then but not today. Still, that line was essential to his character.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

I graduated high school 50 years ago. I have no idea how I got so old!

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

1966 for me. I turn 78 at the end of this month. Sometimes I look in the mirror and ask, "who ARE you?"

PrimerGray's avatar

I mean, "grunge" music has been around for over 35 years now.

tek's avatar

IK,R?

I went to my 50th HS reunion a few weeks ago..

Some of us looked really old, and some of us didn't look a day over 50.

I'm not sure which group I was in.

Nancy Naive's avatar

Keep the faith…

When Blanche was at SDNY, he did well with cookbook prosecutions having all the evidence and the law on his side, but his efforts to circumvent one with none of the other has exposed his below average legal skills. He’s not winning, he’s losing virtually everything, and has succeeded only in stonewalling the minority party.

He just another not-too-terribly-bright ambulance chaser willing to douche his mediocre career for Trump.

Warren's avatar

That is somehow comforting, although Roy Cohn was onnly good at being obnoxious and obstructive, and at being a great host on Fire Island, if Nicholas Van Hoffman is to be believed. (Remember Van Hoffman on Point/Counterpoint?)

Shocktreatment's avatar

Renting an office he has to clean himself, above an OTB,

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𝘼𝙗𝙤𝙜𝙖𝙙𝙤

رجل قانون

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tek's avatar

This seems to be Trump's favorite sort of lawyer..