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Connor Fitzgerald's avatar

I was so sick this weekend I missed all the cool movie nights! 😢

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

Ok, I am gonna go do something else for awhile. Take care everyone. Peace out.

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Dave's Not Here's avatar

Worriedman posted the other day about the famous Hot Brown sandwich of Louisville, which is magnificent, and I wish to report a Thanksgiving leftover rendition that is a fair holiday knockoff and just as decadent.

Bake up some cheddar biscuits (the Red Lobster box mix is fine, just omit the garlic butter sauce.) Fry up some bacon and whip up a little Mornay sauce -- butter and flour roux which you enrich by whisking in cream and finish with Gruyere cheese and a bit of nutmeg if you like.

Slice the biscuits and plate them for an open-faced sandwich. Top with hot sliced turkey, sliced tomato, the Mornay sauce and crumbled bacon.

Then ... Dine like a god.

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memzilla's avatar

"Don't get saucy with *me*, Béarnaise"!

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tehbaddr's avatar

I went to Oogle and now I want a Hot Brown.

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Do NOT confuse it with a Hot Carl!

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Oliver Furman's PA's avatar

Oh, hell yes! That sounds sooo good. I have everything except the Gruyere...do you think Brie or Swiss would work?

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Maureen's avatar

In my opinion, Brie makes everything delicious - I'd go for it.

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Dave's Not Here's avatar

Swiss would be fine, or even cheddar. I think Brie would overpower the dish.

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swmnguy's avatar

Either would work. Swiss would be more like Gruyere. Brie would be different but yummy also.

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paperlesstiger's avatar

BREAKING: 🇻🇦🇱🇧 Pope Leo arrives in Lebanon as Israel bombs the country

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Sojourner Truth's avatar

Way to feed that "Joos Kilt Jesus" narrative, Israel.

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

🤬

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

I have never lived where it snowed. I love looking at pics of it though!

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Random's avatar

Gorgeous.

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freakishlystrong's avatar

Man, that's pretty.

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Worriedman's avatar

Once again, I spent the morning doing a substack page. The usual. Critters, sunrise, moonrise, flowers and, in honor of today's shitty weather , snow. There's a great poem you've known since you were a kid but probably forgot. All that...You should go look !

https://open.substack.com/pub/brawlatthepoetscafe/p/i-made-myself-a-snowball-as-perfect?r=insr&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

Ohhh! That's a pretty Hippeastrum psittacinum type Amaryllis!

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Snow dog!

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

Maybe you need to buy a few amaryllis bulbs to help with your mental health!

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Worriedman's avatar

I thought about it. I offered the guys of my former job a big bag of weed for a big bag of amaryllis. Turns out this was a bad year for them. They couldn't get nearly enough to meet the demand.

Next year I'll have the greenhouse set up and I should be able to have plenty of plant material in the house for the winter. There's a lot of stuff you can grow all winter long if you're set up for it.

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tehbaddr's avatar

Is there ass? I like ass!

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Worriedman's avatar

Nice ass!

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Random's avatar

Well, the roughest work week I've had this year (so far) is done. Wicked 2 and Zootopia 2 were just as unforgiving as I'd expected, though not as bad overall as the Wicked/Disney combo we had this time last year. Had to call out of yesterday's shift on account of exhaustion- and stress-induced vomiting. Still, getting through six shifts in a row (two from last week, four from this), five of them 9-5s plus Turkey Day night (ironically, the least bullshit shift I had) isn't too shabby, I suppose.

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coco lurks from home's avatar

I was late getting up this morning, and emerged to both Hazel and Avalon loudly singing the song of their people, because they understand that this endows me with special powers to pull their breakfast together at super speed.

I am hoping that this little exercise in unity will help them to bond faster.

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Holly - Yep it's me's avatar

We had our first really cold night of the season. Paul had us all snuggling in with a big fire in the wood stove and his coat spread out over the wood pile for this guy.

https://substack.com/profile/317512196-holly-yep-its-me/note/c-182675084

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Zyxomma's avatar

Oh, you mean Paul, the notorious hater of cats, right?

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coco lurks from home's avatar

That is one contented kitty.

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Holly - Yep it's me's avatar

There were three contented kitties and one old broad with arthritis and sciatica soaking up the heat and snuggled under a blanket with a large tuxedo unit curled up on my lap. It was a great night.

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Susanneh's avatar

We still only have a dusting. In other news, I feel like I need a therapist to unpack this holiday.

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Holly - Yep it's me's avatar

You and me both. If you need to get up to the cabin for a breather you know the door is open.

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Susanneh's avatar

That's lovely of you!

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schmannity's avatar

First, the Chavez/Maduro regime manipulated the 2020 election to defeat Trump. Then they manipulated the Epstein File using laser-activated voting machines and Signal accounts. This Maduro terrorism and election interference must be stopped or you won't have a country anymore.

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paperlesstiger's avatar

The old Red Scare ploy, and we fell for it.

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freakishlystrong's avatar

Well, "we" didn't. They rigged it. It was a hoax. They stole it.

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tehbaddr's avatar

Sad and funny how that "you won't have a country anymore" works on his rubes.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Too late. We don't have a country anymore already.

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Ted Cruz's Beard's avatar

Wordle 1,625 3/6

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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Lucky guess.

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Sojourner Truth's avatar

I got that one right away, but I struggled too long with Saudi Arabia yesterday.

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

I nailed it, but in my mind's eye, I always see it shaped like the entire peninsula.

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The Covfefes ASAP!'s avatar

Declaring war on Venezuela because of imaginary drug smuggling while pardoning an actual convicted drug dealer. What could possibly be the reason for this? Hmmmm? Ever heard of Narco-capitalism?

https://youtu.be/uc-Idyu5yuw?si=k_LzgVFSeO76KuyF

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

Hubs thinks its because turnip is getting kickbacks from the Mexican cartels.

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The Covfefes ASAP!'s avatar

Yes. Of course he is. Explains why he's openly attacking a country that doesn't participate in drug trafficking. I suspect the ICE raids are to keep the human trafficking going without detection.

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tehbaddr's avatar

He has been leaving them alone after all his saber rattling.

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swmnguy's avatar

That's Bukele's deal in El Salvador. He pays MS-13 to not cause him trouble.

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swmnguy's avatar

Which I could kinda support. If it were coupled with a comprehensive policy agenda that gave people options other than a life of crime.

But Bukele is just a fascist who wants to wet his beak in every way.

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abbienormal's avatar

Drug dealer is friends with Thiel.

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tehbaddr's avatar

Drug dealer has no friends, just clients and business associates.

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The Covfefes ASAP!'s avatar

Really? Are there pictures?

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tehbaddr's avatar

Do I get a cut?

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Free beach's avatar

$2k rebate?

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

To pay for your health insurance 🙄

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tehbaddr's avatar

No! That's for part of your new deductible!

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freakishlystrong's avatar

There is no reason, nothing makes sense, and he'll never be asked about any of it. If he is, he'll call it "fake news" and tell the reporter they are a terrible person and ugly. And we'll move on to the next crime.

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Remember when Joe was old?

Good times

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The Covfefes ASAP!'s avatar

With nice slender ankles? Those were the days!

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Free beach's avatar

Jake tapper steps in.

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

FUCK THAT ASSHOLE.

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Random's avatar

*steps in*

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Sojourner Truth's avatar

*scrapes off*

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schmannity's avatar

*steps out* *steps in and shakes it all about*

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Little Miss High and Mighty's avatar

We here, far away just happen to knoiw what "The Hokey Pokey is all about"

And just exactly why one must alway "Shake it all about"

No, not Jerry Lee Lewis' moves- the REAL Hokey Pokey (You Brits and Kiwis don't even have ta look)

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/books/1563607168i/1765873.jpg

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Dr. Jen Boss, Fascinatrix's avatar

Someone told me a while ago that Mormon kids were "putting it in" but not moving around so it didn't "count" as sex. A friend yelled out, "But that's the BEST PART of the hokey pokey!"

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Little Miss High and Mighty's avatar

Yer fingers is friz diggin in that box

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

My favorite version

(wiki) New Zealand

In the North Island, the dance is usually known as the "hokey tokey"

BTW, Don Jr's favorite version is the UK's, the "Hokey Cokey."

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Oh lord, you just made me think of the German one.

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

"Rucki-Zucki"

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Free beach's avatar

Sounds hokey to me.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

That's what it's all about.

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Craig Nixon's avatar

Still too early to be pokey.

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tehbaddr's avatar

(morning wood)

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Free beach's avatar

I’d like that, but pokey is anytime.

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Bradthe🤖's avatar

Tesla stock is down, threatening my trillion dollar salary!

What could I do to pump up the stock?

Oh, I can lie about the capabilities of my upcoming product like I did with the Cybertruck; that'll definitely work!

The screenshot of Wiley Coyote is perfect.

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Stuart's avatar

I used to wonder about this with the Batmobile. Surely the rocket exhaust is bad for, say, cars and pedestrians unlucky enough to be behind you? And what does all that heat do to the asphalt?

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ciaobella's avatar

And completely self-driving! MechaHitler, take the wheel!

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schmannity's avatar

Have you or a loved one been injured in a jet car explosion? Call Morgan & Morgan.

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Tecolote's avatar

There is some sort of genetic defect running throughout the Morgan family that is shown on those commercials.

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schmannity's avatar

Large, fat heads?

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Craig Nixon's avatar

Call now for your free book, and receive SO much more.

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Those are the rockets that have a tendency to rapidly and spontaneously disassemble?

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Bradthe🤖's avatar

Yup. Rapid unscheduled disassembly, definitely didn’t blow up!

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MRK's avatar

Yeah, and the cybertruck was supposed to be bulletproof.

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Sojourner Truth's avatar

Something tells me field tests are still illegal.

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

🙄🙄🙄

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Bobathonic's avatar

Some people ought to be slapped until the heat death of the universe.

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

I don't know why but you just made me laugh SO fucking hard!

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Bobathonic's avatar

Woot! My day is complete!

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

I need to remember that line for future use!

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I'm recently of the opinion PAB desires to become the richest man on earth.

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freakishlystrong's avatar

Let's pay him whatever he wants to fuck off in to the sun.

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Free beach's avatar

Many have tried. Then he comes back for more.

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Rocket Cat's avatar

No one would be mad if he just took all of Elmo’s stuff

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eppe's avatar
Nov 30Edited

Not the Children of the Musk, though. Those poor kids have a hard enough road ahead of them as is.

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tehbaddr's avatar

More like Children of The Husk! (corn)

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Rocket Cat's avatar

They can get jobs like the rest of us

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tehbaddr's avatar

You funny!

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

Hasn't he disowned most of them anyway?

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Bradthe🤖's avatar

Just his firstborn, as far as I know. At least she was smrt enuf to change her name and escape.

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Oh man, that thought was drifting through my brain.

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Rocket Cat's avatar

Trump hotel on Mars, staffed by dancing robots

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Sojourner Truth's avatar

Empowered by the dumbest voters on the planet.

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Free beach's avatar

They were listenable for sure.

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

Their first album was the best one.

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schmannity's avatar

"I know more than all the Musks. My uncle was an MIT professor."

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Free beach's avatar

Man he’s an idiot

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

He gets sooooo butthurt when he's not on the Forbes 100 or whatever it is.

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Bobathonic's avatar

The dissatisfied mind is dissatisfied.

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Free beach's avatar

Isn’t that a given?

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TerseNurse's avatar

that's sort of a gimmee, isn't it? although I could see the thought percolating into his dementia-riddled mind that this is, in fact, an actual achievable aspiration now.

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

All he has to do is raid the treasury. (LOL, he's probably already done that.)

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Free beach's avatar

Yeah he’s done that. And so many just let him.

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Cookie Lady's avatar

No it is not 9:30 yet, Mr Wall Clock. Time for another adjustment.

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TerseNurse's avatar

My computer decided last week to be stuck on Brisbane, Australia time, and refuses to be convinced otherwise.

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Susanneh's avatar

When my kid was in NZ for a semester the time change was two hours and not on the same date we change over here. That was bananas and I didn't catch on for a hot sec.

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Free beach's avatar

Wants to be on a beach

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Craig Nixon's avatar

Mine just got stuck, period. For 3 days it read 3:47pm.

Luckily, it restarted...this time.

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