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Broderie Anglaise's avatar

Mr A and I are very fortunate to have a chum who is a trained opera singer and she sang "Ebben? Ne andrò lontana." at our wedding. Along with the exceedingly drunk priest, one of the things that made it truly memorable.

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Babe Paley's avatar

Alright--if you were sending "Mr Babe Paley, please go skiing" vibes, we didn't try hard enough...looks like that's not happening.

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Joe Bacon's avatar

Stephen Miller loses it: ‘They’re trying to imprison, bankrupt, and destroy Donald Trump!’

uh…and YOU TOO, Count Fuckula!

https://www.rawstory.com/stephen-miller-donald-trump/?utm_source=push_notifications

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Anarchy Pony's avatar

Don't you threaten me with a good time...

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Edith Prickly's avatar

Yes, we are. Because he's a criminal.

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Oblio's Cap's avatar

Good!

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I'm pretty sure I know the individual who's responsible and it's not his suspects.

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Joe Bacon's avatar

'We have to': Jim Jordan says Americans 'demand' a government shutdown

uh, no we aren't Gym Shorts.

https://www.alternet.org/jim-jordan-americans-demand-shutdown/?utm_source=push_notifications

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Queen Méabh's avatar

Many prescription drugs are ridiculously cheap in Mexico, so why doesn't Florida import them from Mexico instead of from Canada? (I know why, but I'd love to see someone suggest it to Florida officials and then watch their heads explode.)

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Fifth Dentist's avatar

From the way NPR reported it, this is not going to happen.

One, Canada itself is opposed; two, it has a deal with pharmaceutical companies to provide a certain amount of certain prescription drugs, so it doesn't have any large amounts of surplus to send to Floriduh even if it wanted to.

And third, and most importantly, the drug companies are not going to sell large amounts to Canada just so they can then be sold to Florida for a cheaper price than they could earn by selling them in the unregulated U.S. market. That's just science.

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Rags's avatar

And fourth, counterfeit drugs are common in Mexico.

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Queen Méabh's avatar

They are actually common everywhere, not just in Mexico.

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Shocktreatment's avatar

My memory grabs stuff with the impartiality of flypaper (a saying that memory grabbed without noting its writer's name). That phrase 𝘊𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘰𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘣𝘶𝘯𝘢𝘭 got me to the Googles and

"Rule 3.3: Candor Toward the Tribunal"

A rule! Featuring (a) A lawyer shall not knowingly: (Items one and two are relevant, but this one!)

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(3) offer evidence that the lawyer knows to be false. If a lawyer, the lawyer’s client, or a witness called by the lawyer, has offered material evidence and the lawyer comes to know of its falsity, the lawyer shall take reasonable remedial measures, including, if necessary, disclosure to the tribunal. A lawyer may refuse to offer evidence, other than the testimony of a defendant in a criminal matter, that the lawyer reasonably believes is false.

If this country ever regains its senses, some lawyers are going to be in trouble

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Melting down won't win her votes but there she goes.

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Jjamie's avatar

I don't even know why she wants to "play". She knows in her heart of hearts her political career is toast. These are the actions of an individual seeking a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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abbienormal's avatar

WTF is a J6 hostage? From wikipedia:

"A hostage is a person seized by an abductor in order to compel another party, one which places a high value on the liberty, well-being and safety of the person seized—such as a relative, employer, law enforcement, or government—to act, or refrain from acting, in a certain way, often under threat of serious physical harm or death to the hostage(s) after expiration of an ultimatum. The Encyclopædia Britannica Eleventh Edition defines a hostage as "a person who is handed over by one of two belligerent parties to the other or seized as security for the carrying out of an agreement, or as a preventive measure against certain acts of war."[1]"

These people are ridiculous, stupid, and transparent.

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Queen Méabh's avatar

Traditionally, a hostage has not themselves committed any crime or hostile act. Their value as a hostage lies merely in the fact that the other side of the dispute places a high value on them and wants them back, preferably unharmed. Prisoners of War are, therefore, not technically hostages, but they are often treated as such.

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Gammarae's avatar

has anybody seen colorado geoff around lately?

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Mysterysurf's avatar

Coronado Geoff pulled up anchor a few weeks ago during one testy phase here, unfortunately. I keep hoping he has a change of heart and comes back. Also, don't know what happened to Miz Nicky -- she vanished around the same time.

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Gammarae's avatar

goddammit, i loved the classical music conversations.

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

He’s not coming back, sadly.

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Gammarae's avatar

:(

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

Trump tries to mock Biden's stutter, and doesn't stutter, just makes a weird voice. God, I can't stand that asshole.

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BoB the TacoɔɒT, Tumbrel Pilot's avatar

That's from a guy with a girdle, a diaper, shoe lifts, and enough hairspray to choke a horse.

And they say Dems have no self awareness.

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

Trump also has a weird way of speaking, and is a blithering idiot, and Republiqans are always trying to say Biden is not cogent.

I LOVED when Joe Rogan said that the idiot who was talking about airports during the Revolutionary War wasn't fit for office, until he found out that it was the idiot named Trump, and not Biden, who said such a stupid thing. Then he just shrugged it off, like "no big deal."

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Rags's avatar

And the drugs. Don't forget the drugs.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Donnie Dipshit is who a 5150 was invented for. Just sayin'

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Antifa Commander's avatar

The mental health order, or the extremely-loud guitar amplifier? I know, “Yes.”

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SkeptiKC's avatar

I am absolutely consumed with abject, homicidal loathing of that vile, callous, inhuman monster for the way he demeans, mocks, and belittles those of us suffering any sort of physical impediment or handicap.

But even bent, limping, and with partial paralysis I am still a helluva lot tougher than that fat fascist fuck could ever pretend to be.

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

It is amusing that a fat, stupid, loathed, loser, has the audacity to make fun of ANYONE else.

I'm no fan of John McCain, but he was way better than Trump in EVERY way, in spite of his disability.

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Renaissance Outlaw's avatar

You can swing your shillelagh better than he swung the bat in HS

His stats showed his average to be a little over.200

The PAB couldn’t hit the floor if he fell out of bed

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

Is Lloyd Austin getting his kidneys done? Only Melania knows for sure!

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Gerry Ochenta y Dos's avatar

Maybe it was covered here and I missed it, but WTF's up with that? Seems like a dangerous brainfart to me. Sec Def in ICU for 3 days and mum's the word?

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

Nobody really knows! He didn't even let Biden know he was going in to the hospital. People have a right to privacy over medical issues, but it's a little odd that nobody knew about it.

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JamesSmith's avatar

GOP: how dare Biden try to lower prices on drugs

also GOP: "Florida's approval to import drugs from Canada has some health experts concerned for an already wavering drug supply"

https://x.com/CTVNewsNorthern/status/1744028641271443791?s=20

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Spotts1701's avatar

Getting into an argument with someone over Trump's "The Civil War could have been negotiated".

"Well, Lincoln contemplated compensating slaveowners for their slaves. But he thought it was too expensive. Turns out the war was more expensive."

1) No one could have predicted how much war would have cost - and historians differ on whether compensated emancipation would have cost less or the same as the war.

2) There was NO political will for compensated emancipation at the time. Southern states after secession ignored Lincoln's proposals, and slave states that remained in the union defeated proposals to provide compensation. Only the District of Columbia practiced compensated emancipation because it was federally controlled.

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Beanz&Berryz's avatar

All talk was over when the dipshits in South Carolina attacked Fort Sumter. America’s first Pearl Harbor.

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Mighty Little Dog's avatar

At least one alternate history scenario where north and south negotiate a way forward might have had slavery lasting well into the 20th century.

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Renaissance Outlaw's avatar

I thought slave owners DID receive reparations

$300 per

If I’m wrong please set me straight

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Spotts1701's avatar

Compensated emancipation only happened in DC, and it was indeed $300 per person so freed.

Loyal slave owners were compensated as well if they permitted their slaves to enlist in the Union Army (again at $300/person) or if they were drafted ($100/head). But this was only from 1864-1867.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

All that I have to say to anyone asserting such noxious nonsense is that the United States does NOT negotiate with terrorists.

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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

Candidate Nixon and North Vietnam on line 1

Candidate Reagan and Iran on line 2

Durian J Trump and the Taliban on line 3

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agony's avatar

The republican Party and the right wing base on line 4

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Well, I don't get into arguments with those shitheads. FULL STOP

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paperlesstiger's avatar

As usual, they figured the war would be over quickly since Washington had the army.

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FederalHillbilly's avatar

For your own sanity, do not engage.

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

"It's a constitutional republic, NOT a democracy."

~Frequently repeated by people who have no idea what any of those words mean

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Prostate of Dorian Gray's avatar

That phrase makes my fists itch.

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

Yeah, me too. They have some dumb saying about automatic weapons that also pisses me off, but I can't remember what it is at the moment. They always think they've totally owned a Lib when they utter their stupid phrase.

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Spotts1701's avatar

The Yosemite Sam school of politics. "I speak LOUD! And I carry an EVEN BIGGER STICK! And I use it too!"

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ziggywiggy's avatar

A Movie Night question. Anyone up for a February 14th Anti-Valentine's Day Movie Night Special Event? For those of us without a Valentine, cause all this stuff aimed at lovebirds can get tiresome. It would be 𝐁𝐢𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐲, 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐥𝐞𝐝 "𝐁𝐢𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐮𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐄𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐢𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐲 𝐐𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐧" (𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟎.) If I can get the ok.

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BoB the TacoɔɒT, Tumbrel Pilot's avatar

My personal recommendation...

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0062301/

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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

I have complete faith in your judgement for movie night.

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Queen Méabh's avatar

How about a movie that is an unusual romance between two people whom nobody would ever think might fall in love? Something like "Harold and Maude" or "David and Lisa".

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Any Harley Quinn gets my approval. Now to find one of them at a zero or reduced cost.

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52camellias's avatar

You have my ok.

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Queen Méabh's avatar

What is this "Valentine's Day" of which you speak?

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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

It's the day before boxed chocolates and roses go on sale in February.

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ziggywiggy's avatar

Exactly.

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Crip Dyke's avatar

OMG, I love that movie. ObiWan Kenobi is off the hook, and OMG I want to pinch that thief Cassandra's cheeks every time I see her on screen, she's so damn cute.

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ziggywiggy's avatar

Does that mean no? More specific on that meh would be helpful.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

I'm sorry, Ziggy, I hate to ever say, "No", I just think we could do better! How about 'Barbie'? Or a Comedy Murder Mystery like 'Knives Out'??

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ziggywiggy's avatar

Already did Knives Out. The whole point is it's an ANTI- partner up movie. Barbie is is too expensive to rent and would not work with what I am doing this for. Just say no, Gary, it's ok.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

I'm flying to Phoenix that day anyway so what CD said, "Please call off the dinos...Down Boy!!!!"

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Crip Dyke's avatar

I am authorized to speak on G7's behalf and G7 says:

"CD told me I have to say yes or she will arrange to have my toenails bitten off by velociraptors, so yes, I guess."

G7 further adds:

"Let me be clear. This is a very enthusiastic two thumbs up. VERY enthusiastic. Um, I am uh, DELIGHTED. yes. Delighted at the very prospect. Will you put that thing down now?"

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

Well maybe that is my position on reflection...

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ziggywiggy's avatar

LOL, thank you for the clarification!

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

I'd recommend "How to be a Latin Lover."

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

Oshitmygod...Noonan is bloviating on "Press the Meet"...Why do they pat these people??

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Because no one with any intelligence would go on those programs?

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

I could do better!

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Your belly button lint could do better.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

Funny you should say that 'cause I just dove in!

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Renaissance Outlaw's avatar

Hope they stocked enough gin in the Green Room

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

Unpossible

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

She was both impressed, and startled, by Stefanik's ability to spew lies at a furious pace.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

Yep. it was a Conwayian model of both Gish-Gallop and Alternative What-Aboutism.

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