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Amezed's avatar

Holy shiz, Haley beat Dump's arse like a drum in DC, haha. Not materially meaningful, but the margin, and that he lost to a wimmin is going to eat at him like an orca on a great white. I hope staff put up tarps wherever he is currently squatting

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Peter MacMonagle's avatar

Fun Movie:-)

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motmelere's avatar

God loves broken people, fallen angels, and smart movies.

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Cheryl from Maryland's avatar

The short should have been South Park Season 11, Episode 5, Fantastic Easter Special, also condemned by William Donahue. It’s streaming on Pluto TV. Here’s a plot description - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fantastic_Easter_Special

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ziggywiggy's avatar

I keep the cartoons to ones that are in the public domain, cause if not, knowing my luck I'd use a cartoon that gets Wonkette sued, LOL.

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Pat_Pending's avatar

And Alanis Morriesette as God. I think she was my favorite part of a movie with great parts.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Biden White House May End Up Suing Fox News

Farron Balanced (4:53): https://youtu.be/fl_w2b6K9SA

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SkeptiKC's avatar

It is past time to blaze up a bit of Sunday morning sativa.

All HAIL the potent and euphoric strain, Candy Queen! [enthusiastic puff-puff/gracious pass...]

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Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

Majority of NYT reporters want Donald to haul them off to the camps.

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Majority of Biden’s 2020 Voters Now Say He’s Too Old to Be Effective

A New York Times/Siena College poll revealed how much even his supporters worry about his age, intensifying what has become a grave threat to his re-election bid.

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/03/us/politics/biden-age-trump-poll.html

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Paulomatic's avatar

A NYT/Siena poll that asks people what they think, rather than "Who are you voting for?"

This is not a meaningful poll, it is a weapon designed to create panic.

It worked.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

I have about as much faith in these polls as I do in religion.

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Brianna Amore's avatar

Especially given how far off they've been during special elections.

Look, I know how everybody wants to make this about Biden's age but what's really been driving Democrats to the polls has been, oh I dunno, the loss of a FIFTY YEAR OLD CIVIL RIGHT. And now this recent Alabama IVF ruling is yet another boat anchor tossed at a sinking party.

And it's something the white men who run the MSM and the white men who run polling outfits have totally ignored.

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Paulomatic's avatar

Nah, I'd say there's a slightly higher percentage of good polls than good religions!

(You're going to make me write about this eventually, and nothing good can come of that!)

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Zap's avatar

Zeeeeero.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

Amen.

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

Nikki Haley thinks that Trump calling Dems "vermin" is the exact same thing as Biden calling Trump "fascist." Sure, no difference between those 2 things. I guess they're both true statements.

Nikki Haley was proud to vote for Trump TWICE. Hmmm...she seems like a moderate, who can really lead this country forward.

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Brianna Amore's avatar

She obviously does not understand the history of fascism.

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

She'll get to vote for him a third time, once she gets around to endorsing him.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

She seems like a freakin' out of touch idiot reciting from her script.

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

She just did her whole "can't we just agree that we shouldn't murder women who've had abortions"? Sure, I guess that's what passes for moderate in the GQP these days - not killing women.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

That's another "promise" I do not believe one word of.

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

Dear Nikki, you will NEVER be president. Yours truly, Rosy

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

She's not very good at this politics thing.

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

She's actually a pretty good politician. She's convinced most people that she's "moderate." She's not a good candidate for the GQP NOW, because they only want Trump, their God king, but if Trump wasn't in the race, she'd be the GQP's nominee, and she'd almost definitely beat Biden, because she SEEMS like a normal person, but she's basically Rob DeSaster with more charisma. She's not a moderate in any way, but she's great at pretending to be a moderate.

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Brianna Amore's avatar

And she's an expert at talking out of both sides of her mouth.

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plecop's avatar

She’s a human weathervane

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

That's why she's a pretty good politician!

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Brianna Amore's avatar

Yup. But a TERRIBLE leader.

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

Oh, you're preaching to the choir - she was my terrible governor.

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Hops: 86/47 or bust's avatar

Heads-up for a SpaceX launch later today, tentatively scheduled for 6:45pm EST. This is a crew launch to the ISS.

https://plus.nasa.gov/scheduled-video/nasas-spacex-crew-8-launch/

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Brianna Amore's avatar

Sucks that we have to rely on the company run by an avowed fascist to put our astronauts into space.

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Zap's avatar

Will it blow up again?

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V4Virginia's avatar

Coverage begins at 6:45; launch is 10:53 EST.

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Hops: 86/47 or bust's avatar

Ah, thank you.

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ExecutorElassus's avatar

Since it's crewed, I'll refrain from my usual practice of wishing for SpaceX to fail.

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V4Virginia's avatar

I'm kinda glad they scrubbed last night, since I was unconscious by 8.

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Schmannity's avatar

Never Forget!

Conservatives Tribute Andrew Breitbart on 12th Anniversary of His Passing: ‘A Force of Nature’

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2024/03/01/conservatives-tribute-andrew-breitbart-on-12th-anniversary-of-his-passing-a-force-of-nature/-

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Bobathonic's avatar

We don't celebrate other forces of nature. "Yay, it's Hurricane Katrina Day!"

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Zap's avatar

We do have memorials every year for that. Not quite "yay" though.

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

No worries, they'll make more.

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

But he’s still dead! 😃

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Dead Breitbart is best Breitbart.

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YaJagoff's avatar

'A Farce of Nature'...Fixed it.

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Ipso's avatar

Good morning all! I’m feeling just...extra depressed today. It’s not awful, because I’m aware of it and know (I hope) it’ll pass. It’s just extra heavy on my shoulders today. 😕 Anyone have some good news they can share with me? What’s put you in a good mood today?

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Zap's avatar

I'm alive, standing up, and talking about it. That's good.

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

Knowing that puppies exist in the world cheers me up.

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NatalyaResists's avatar

Hang in there. I hope it passes soon. I just had some left over chicken parm with angel hair for...brunch? Good mood established.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

Engaging here this morning has put me in a far less morose and brooding mood than the one I was wallowing deep within before sunrise.

We're all still here, sassy and snarky and sparked to fight another day.

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Spring is springing

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V4Virginia's avatar

There are leventy zillion motorcycles in my burg. It's raining like hell so no vroom-vroom early in the morning!

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Crystalclear12's avatar

Rush Limbaugh is still dead.

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Crystalclear12's avatar

Don't forget to congratulate him on his continued sobriety.

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

I would do that, but Rush couldn't hear me since he went deaf from abusing opioids.

I remember how Rush always thought we should have extremely harsh sentences for drug users...at least until he got busted.

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abbienormal's avatar

It is sunny and warm out. Beautiful day.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Well, Archie, the Ginger Menace™ and Resident Flerken, didn't eat us last night, so there's that.

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Crystalclear12's avatar

Of course not, you're emergency rations, like Baker's buckets.

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Bupkus231's avatar

I got a chuckle out of today's "Doonesbury" - but the last panel brought up the question, "Are those assholes trying to revive their old meme about the use of teleprompters?" I remember clearly that the right tried to slam Obama for his use of teleprompters - but when PAB was shown using one, they kinda shut their cakeholes on this ( Oh, how I wish they would shut their cakeholes, period. )

Link: https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2024/03/03

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

It's kind of like how Republicans used to call Democrats "cucks" until it turned out that both Jerry Falwell Jr., and Roger Stone liked to get their freak on by watching their wives get drilled by young men of color. Suddenly, that's no longer an insult that they use.

I always found that insult more racist than insulting.

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Brianna Amore's avatar

Because EVERY accusation is an admission of guilt with these people.

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ExecutorElassus's avatar

the whole "OMG Biden's so OLD" schtick the media is doing is just carrying water for Republicans who have been pushing that story for *months* because they know that Trump's dementia is getting progressively worse, and sometime soon it's going to be impossible to hide it anymore. When that day comes, outlets like the NYT can just shrug it off because it'll just look like whataboutism.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

Perpetual projection prevails.

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Matthew Hooper's avatar

Yep. Not at all like the others. Not at all. (I remember playing this game while hiding under the computer desk…)

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Bupkus231's avatar

In Marvel mythology he is the 𝒂𝒅𝒐𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒅 son of Odin. They made it very clear that Loki is a child of the Frost Giants that Odin adopted after he slaughtered the Giants ( losing an eye in the final battle ). Actual Norse mythology has Loki as a brother to Odin. Also, Hel ( "the goddess of Death" ) is not a sister to Thor and Loki ( as portrayed in "Thor: Ragnarok", but actually one of Loki's children

Sorry for the pedantry - I was way into mythology ( both Greek and Norse ) as a kid

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ziggywiggy's avatar

Thanks for the clarification. The point I was attempting to make was that people adapt mythologies to suit their needs(The Marvel Universe adapting Norse Mythology), hence the connection to religion. I didn't explain it clearly, my mistake!

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Bobathonic's avatar

Say, have you seen the documentary film, Gods Of Egypt?

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