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CripesAmighty's avatar

Yes, I know the cartoon's supposed to be before the flick, but found this unmolested copy and, well..

https://vimeo.com/1739813

GiggleSnort's avatar

Some of my favorite lines:

"Oh, no, you mustn't go there .. we people of the mountains believe .. there are vampires!"

"I don't drink .. wine."

"He promised me millions of flies!"

"We know why Miss Mina has bad dreams, and we know how to make them stop!"

"You know too much to live, Van Helsing!"

tehbaddr's avatar

Who was in the 2nd coffin? Anybody, somebody for a letter film?

Marlon Rando's avatar

Kinda odd how the wives just went away from the story.

MRK's avatar

They stay in Transylvania in most versions of the story. The book and the film with Gary Oldman spend more time there and give them more to do before moving on.

ziggywiggy's avatar

It was empty. It was supposed to be for Mina.

tehbaddr's avatar

The way he kept opening it and closing, I thought she might be in there and didn't want John to know. Then when he sent him for wood I thought he was gonna do her!

MRobtheMathSnob's avatar

Kudos to those of you who are parents of athletes. My middle school team just finished up a volleyball tournament (7:45 am - about 5:30 pm). At least with coaching, I get to be out there and active with the girls. Sitting on bleachers for that many hours....oof. That takes some serious dedication to your kids and their sports.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

The real fun is bringing your kid to the ER again at halftime after his knee pops. He’s heavy.

Cajun Kid's avatar

I started late! Damnit. Finishing one movie led to scrolling Facebook videos for a while. And of course I had to eat. And the gummy just HAD to kick in…

But I’m comfortable now, and I’m watching the original black and white version despite the Archive apparently also having a colorized version. (The only colorized old film I’d consider is Phantom of the Opera.)

I love the Dracula mythos. A few years ago I watched the BBC miniseries featuring Mark Gatiss as both co-creator and as Renfield. And Van Helsing was a woman; which was fascinating. Loved it.

gallbladder's avatar

Just got off the phone with my sister. She kinda likes you guys.

Euripides Pants's avatar

Lemme guess – she lives in Canada?

theCryptofishist's avatar

What can I say? I've got charisma out the wazoo.

tehbaddr's avatar

Is she a looker?

Marlon Rando's avatar

You've got a sister? God only knows how I missed her.

gallbladder's avatar

She wishes she could say the same of you.

tehbaddr's avatar

Thanks Ziggy and non comment fellow Wonkers.

Baconzgood's avatar

I always wondered. Dracula wore that metal around his neck in the 1st half of the movie. But no one asked how he was awarded it. That would be the first thing I would ask at a cocktail party "how did you get this medallion? I bet you have a good story about it"

🕊️ ꕷꖹꕷꗍ ♌'s avatar

He borrowed it from Gorka.

twinsbrewer's avatar

Oh that's very funny!

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Rewards points at the crematorium?

theCryptofishist's avatar

Probably got it when he was a choir boy...

Baconzgood's avatar

It's true. Vlad the Impaler was a wonderful alto.

Internet Personae's avatar

The Obama guy was nearly speechless - something about CNN and MSNOW - about 40 minutes ago - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhdPnqnATnU

twinsbrewer's avatar

Obligatory Hype My Movie Blog comment...

I don't have a post about this one, but I do about another 1930s Universal monster classic: https://librarydvdlove.substack.com/p/the-mummy-1932-and-1999

In which we learn that the director of The Mummy helped film "I Love Lucy" and also directed vintage porn, because you can't go wrong with that information.

Plus a post on "Ed Wood," where, yep, a lot of the cast has done rotten things since. But Martin Landau (playing Lugosi) is not one of them: https://librarydvdlove.substack.com/p/ed-wood

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

I'm there for that Mummy double bill, thanks!

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Landau’s performance was outstanding.

Also, fuck Johnny Depp. Never liked him even before I found out he was a domestic abuser.

twinsbrewer's avatar

Me neither. It's in the post!

theCryptofishist's avatar

Is it true his last name was the inspiration for his actors' acting style?

twinsbrewer's avatar

A friend of mine pointed out that if Ed Wood had the budgets of Michael Bay, his movies might have been the same and maybe better.

It's hard to be dumber than Michael Bay!

noname's avatar

Ugh, I'd binge Ed Wood forever before subjecting myself to one Michael Bay movie.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

The best thing about Michael Bay is that he’s not Uwe Boll.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Wood’s problem was that he never believed in second takes.

But the man to hire when you have no budget was always Roger Corbin.

theCryptofishist's avatar

He worked with the Magpie twins, who always stole props for the movie's use.

Random's avatar

This is more interesting as an example of the transition from silent film to the Talkies.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Fun fact: they used the same sets to film a Spanish language version of Dracula that some critics think is better than the English version.

twinsbrewer's avatar

I've heard about that, I've never seen it, and I totally should.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

The blocking and lighting are pure silent film.

MRK's avatar

So is M, and that one holds up a lot better than these old monster movies tend to.

theCryptofishist's avatar

Should we request it, or is it too dark for this weekly gathering?

MRK's avatar

It might be a topic some don't want to deal with for a fun night. And I know we've done movies with subtitles before, but I think some people complain about trying to follow that and the conversation here.

theCryptofishist's avatar

I think there's a dubbed version (yuck) but you're almost certainly right on the first point.

twinsbrewer's avatar

I kinda have that problem. I is an Old.

Richard S's avatar

In case it wasn't mentioned....

This was one of only two movies where Bela Lugosi played Dracula.

The other?

"Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein"

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Peacock has auto-segued into Frankenstein. "From the novel by Mrs Percy B Shelley" in the credits.

noname's avatar

ACCKKKK, which version is that?

Reader's avatar

Is there a "say what??" emoji?

theCryptofishist's avatar

*facepalm*

🕊️ ꕷꖹꕷꗍ ♌'s avatar

Double facepalm!

MRK's avatar

It's not exactly a good film, but I liked League of Extraordinary Gentlemen's take on a Mina who was, after all this, still a vampire.

tehbaddr's avatar

She was a hottie!

🕊️ ꕷꖹꕷꗍ ♌'s avatar

and they didn't live happily after ever ...

Random's avatar

And that's the movie.