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Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

John Brown's body lies molding in the grave.

Valerie Starr's avatar

I just watched Drunken Master with my youngest who’s been a huge Jackie Chan fan since age 5. It was great! It was our Mom’s actually got a day off morning brunch movie. We are home made blueberry pancakes (cat approved) with pepper bacon, and real Vermont maple syrup. We had a blast! I LOVE that you’re showcasing Smoke Signals; one of my favorite films ever: and definitely an under appreciated gem. Now I’ve got to work up a good brunch menu for that film. Thanks for the inspiration.

Birb-General of the US's avatar

One of my brothers is going to Vietnam next week for an extended period or to move there. I am hoping that since they had their bad anti-American phase in the past, recent events won't affect them as much.

Yopi's avatar

In that clip, is the skateboard Iran?

Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

Over 200 people on the streets of Cheboygan yesterday, crowding the highway that runs through downtown. Lots of dancing, signs, whistles, buttons.... and we ended up at the Hive, drinking Black Madonna Mead, etc. Mrs. Toomush had to bow out at the last moment, because it was only 30 degrees with a 20 mile an hour wind, we hadn't shoveled enough snow for the chair, and her leg was hurting from the weight of all that metal they put in her ankle. But she was there in spirit. In other news, The Toomush Eldest Daughter and Youngest Grandson got to hear Bernie and Joan Baez in St. Paul. Wow!...

The Wanderer's avatar

(decides to watch MST3K's 'Invasion of the Neptune Men')

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpVI7_xqZOw

tehbaddr's avatar

That's another one of those Japanese Super Hero SciFi mash ups!

RocktonSam's avatar

Florida man is in custody for crashing through the gate at Daytona International Airport then tried to board several planes. Police say...

The Wanderer's avatar

Trying to flee the country?

RocktonSam's avatar

Daytona has an international airport?

We fly into Destin/ Fort Walton beach international airport. Usually there about now. We ain't flying anywhere right now.

tehbaddr's avatar

Ya have to give a linky with a story like that!

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Whoa! Orbiting spy satellite pics reveal intense, round-the-clock building activity on Kharg Island.

Tank traps? Bunkers? Minefields? Palisades atop steep earthworks? donnie approved dark walls with glass embedded in the top?

Nawwwww nothing as fancy as that. But our soldiers are going to have to shoot at defenders who are hidden in bunkers behind facades of churches, liquor stores, Walmarts, MacDonalds, Taco Bells, Amazon delivery trucks, more churches; everything needed to confuse our people into thinking they have landed in Downtown America back in North Oceania.

Fucking dastardly enemies! Using the Blazing Saddles gambit! How much lower can this go?

The Wanderer's avatar

"Right down to the orange roof on Howard Johnson's outhouse."

jaspersdad's avatar

Putin declares the EU is the only party that wants to continue the War:

"Europe's only goal is to prevent US President Trump from achieving peace through negotiations."

Putin has been at war with Ukraine for twelve years, buried tens of thousands of his own men in Ukrainian soil, and flattened entire cities. But apparently the problem is Brussels.

RandomNameAllocated's avatar

It's the sprouts. They make him fart like a farty thing and he doesn't even have a dog to blame

paperlesstiger's avatar

He just wants them to think it was their own idea.

Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

Meanwhile, Putin handing out spy info satellites to Iran..."Let's fuck it up sideways, people", he was heard to say in my imagination...

Anarchy Pony's avatar

No, they'd definitely like to stop the war... after you give back the territory you stole, Vlad. Key little detail you're leaving out, Mr. Putin.

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

Brussels is where all SORTS of trouble sprouts.

Hops: grrrr mad's avatar

That's quite enough of that.

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

Trump prepares for ground operations in Iran.

The Democrats biggest mistake? Not having an Iranian speaker at the DNC.

PropellerVigo's avatar

I think that should be "Trump prepares ''to'' ground operations in Iran." Since he seems to mistake "to" and "for" in the planning stages.

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

Since both Iran and the United States are allies of Russia, how does that play out when declaring a "winner" ? . . .

verne's avatar

ka thump, crash

RRJKR's avatar

Russia has allies?

FrancescoTheMagnificent's avatar

Putin decides. He's got a system. Learned it from Russian Olympic figure skating judges.

Joe Bacon's avatar

...just waiting for the minute I see that Big Beautiful Obituary...

paperlesstiger's avatar

US, Israel, Kurdish, Takfiri planned joint operation to invade Iran from Azerbaijan, Kurdistan, and Bahrain. Seems to be an article in Tehran Times, but it is blocked.

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘜𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐𝘴𝘳𝘢𝘦𝘭 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘱𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘶𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘪-𝘐𝘳𝘢𝘯 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯 (𝘏𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘯).

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

It'll still be a slaughter.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

I believe the Kurds have already said they don't want to conquer someone elses country.

ciaobella's avatar

Iran is attacking Israel with cluster bombs.

Only three countries refused to sign the treaty banning cluster munitions. Those countries are:

Iran

Israel

and

the United States

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

So where did Russia get these?

Ukrainian Soldiers recycling Russian Cluster Munition for Drоnеs

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/V58DFREAACQ

Anarchy Pony's avatar

Something something chickens, something something home to roost...

Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

Whoa! Cluster munitions being used against white people?