On call phone rang at 3 am for a warrant--I try to sound so chipper and awake that it sometimes takes the officers aback. Anyway, by the time I found my glasses, read the warrant, swore in the officer and signed it I was totally awake.
Then it's my weekend to do the in custody probable cause findings and warrants, so I headed over to court at 7, even though it's dark, cool, and rainy and so a treat for us out in the desert and such good sleeping weather.
Had computer issues so I had to restart. Found myself resenting everyone arrested in the past 24 hours.
Also realized that I have the 6 am probable cause findings for the next 3 days, so now I just want a morning cocktail and a nap!
It's okay. I'll think about staying in bed a little longer, but I also know there are folks who are scared who are wondering if they're getting out of jail today--probably also thinking about what they'll have to say to their families or jobs in some cases, and pets and just being in jail...and I know YES, some of those people ARE going to be in jail, and need to be at least for right now (if someone's a danger to the community or their families or something, they DO NOT get released) but if you just got picked up for failing to appear for your minor speeding ticket, or for simple possession of a controlled substance or shoplifting, let's get you out for now and address your case in a few days.
I favor posting the Hebrew version in classrooms. Maybe it will encourage five year olds to learn Hebrew so they can read the commandment about coveting neighbor's ass or something. Then they can ask their parents what it means. That is if I can be a fly on the wall when that happens.
I asserted that should be mandatory immediately after this unconstitutional edict was announced.
These commandments need to be posted in Hebrew. It is somehow appropriate that in the alternative universe these Rethuglicons seek to contrive that their rules be read from right to left.
I'm developing a bifana addiction. I couldn't stop thinking about yesterday's sandwich so I had another one today. With a beer. This could be a problem if I live here.
Had to look that up. Something like this? "These bifanas are traditional Portuguese pork sandwiches made with thin slices of pork, a white wine paprika marinade, and papo secos." I think I'm addicted just reading that.
I had a dream once where my Dad was trying to teach Paris Hilton about gravity in our garage, by pouring white latex paint down a sloping piece of old plywood.
I woke up from a dream this morning-I turned to the Missus to ask if she had some treif forks, because there was an Asian woman in our kitchen who wanted to shred some char siu pork. Maybe because I took an edible before going to bed last night.
We watched The French Chef as a family. I enjoyed her attitude as she splashed a little Chablis into a saucepan and then proceeded to drink the rest of the bottle.
The station I often listen to, The Current, has this one on rotation. I heard an NPR interview with the songwriter one Saturday a month or so ago. Lyrics of his very personal MI experience.
Ronny Jackson's pre-debate analysis and recommended course of action.
Aaron Rupar:
Rep. Ronny Jackson announces on Maria Bartiromo's show that he's writing a letter to the White House demanding that Biden submit to a drug test for performance enhancing drugs before the debate
Speaking of the word of God, are we all aware that the specific words of the Ten Commandments spelled out in that Louisiana law come to us from Cecil B. DeMille and not the King James Bible? If you used the actual KJV commandments, you'd be in violation of the law.
That's the Fox pre-debate line. Seeing that everywhere. "Joe is going to win the debate. And he's going to look coherent to you when you watch him unedited. Same as the State of the Union. Obviously the explanation is that there are magic anti-Alzheimers drugs he's on every time we don't get a chance to edit him."
And every Republican will repeat this line, and every MAGA already believes it.
Can't do anything about that. But it's fun to see how hard they're setting up the expectation that Joe is going to wipe the floor with Orange Jabba. I'll bet the Orange Fart Cloud will perform way beyond their expectations, and not in the positive direction.
The other day he slammed me for not knowing that the Dalai Lama is only head of some but not all branches of Tibetan Buddhism.
Of course, I'd never said that the Dalai Lama was head of every branch of TB. Still, it was quite the gotcha. I felt forshamed all the way through a quart of chocolate ice cream.
Honestly the weirdest part is he sent me a DM over Substack to likely insult me in private. Joke's on him as it'll be a cold day in hell before I download the Substack app
I’m not sure. They have a Substack profile that was hard to suss. In this case, they slammed the Lama for his tongue sucking off the little boy but in the comment history they praised Woody Allen for his 50 year film history. Someone like Huggy was provocative and had a theme. This person was just an angry asshole for whatever reason.
I didn't get that sense. His nominal backstory was that he was raised in Hong Kong but emigrated to Canada; his 'nym did not suggest Chinese ethnicity, though. He definitely was sure that no one else except for him knew anything about anything, and was gratuitously nasty basically all the time.
I told him Canada hadnt won the cup in 30 years, and I think I banished his soul to the shadow realm. Also called him a Mountie with a flapping head and beady little eyes
I received my monthly newsletter of the Cornell Ornithology Lab, and now I understand why there are so few bats lately ... it's babby bat birthing season. Meanwhile, the tree swallows are all over the field here.
Jesus Christ, Noem is still digging that fucking hole.
"You know, I would say that that was a story from 20 years ago about me protecting my children from a vicious animal," Noem replied. "And any mom in those situations, when you have an animal that's viciously killing livestock and attacking people, it's a tough decision."
If the puppy was vicious, she would have said so in her book. But no, she bragged about killing a puppy that pissed her off and embarrassed her in front of friends. And got off on it so much she iced a goat for good measure.
There’s no part of her that experiences even the tiniest pangs of remorse for her actions that day.
She, I’m sure for years at this point, has defined herself as a bad ass for her decision to murder her dog that day. She to this day doesn’t understand why people are mad at her for it.
It's a tough decision for sure. I mean, how difficult it must be to ponder the choice of killing a puppy or taking it to a shelter or other facility that may be able to correct the behavior.
If you talk to her, please convey the appreciation of Wonketeers everywhere for that magnificent rendering. It, along with Dok's caption, could not possibly be improved.
Cricket can testify to her aim, if we can arrange a seance. A puppy shaped area at 10 paces, projected onto the far side of the globe might be the size of Australia. If she did it execution style, her aim could land her in Arkansas.
Trump was in Philadelphia, lying his ass off about how immigrants are causing a massive crime wave: "Unbelievably Crooked Joe Biden is going around trying to claim that crime is down. Crime is so much up. First of all, we have a new form of crime. It’s called the Biden Migrant Crime, right? And all these millions of people that have come in, they’re just getting warmed up.” He added that the FBI crime statistics, showing a reduction in violent crime, were "fake" (https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/jun/23/trumps-sledgehammer-message-to-philadelphia-is-light-on-facts-heavy-on-fear).
It's weird to me that this dude is just out there spouting stuff that's either demonstrably false, or Not Even Wrong jibberish, and... Nobody feels that it's their job to stop him somehow? Like, not a single law enforcement person has the authority to just stop this madman from causing untold harm to millions (or billions if he gets elected again...)
If it were illegal for politicians to lie, we'd have the prisons full of them. But Trump has set a new record for frequency of whoppers coming out of his mouth hole.
I really do wonder how far away these people are from some kind of Baghdad Bob scene where they stand outside some perfectly normal scene of urban life and declare it to be a burnt-out wasteland, overrun by rampaging Negroes, with nothing but carnage and death as far as the eye can see, all while bemused families out enjoying a sunny afternoon in the park look on in the background.
The next Movie Night we will be celebrating Pride month with a viewing of 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞 (𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟒)!
https://open.substack.com/pub/ziggywiggy/p/wonkette-movie-night-june-29-pride?r=2knfuc&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web
I watched this one and thought "it's not as good as the old one." Then I watched the old one again and thought "this isn't as good as I remember it."
That happens to me.
right? i think they're comparable. different eras of comedy but about the same overall quality
On call phone rang at 3 am for a warrant--I try to sound so chipper and awake that it sometimes takes the officers aback. Anyway, by the time I found my glasses, read the warrant, swore in the officer and signed it I was totally awake.
Then it's my weekend to do the in custody probable cause findings and warrants, so I headed over to court at 7, even though it's dark, cool, and rainy and so a treat for us out in the desert and such good sleeping weather.
Had computer issues so I had to restart. Found myself resenting everyone arrested in the past 24 hours.
Also realized that I have the 6 am probable cause findings for the next 3 days, so now I just want a morning cocktail and a nap!
Thanks for your work.
I love the scenes in movies when one cop asks another cop "You sure you wanna wake up a judge for THAT?"
My sister and I call that "fake-awake" when we try to sound awake - and say "are you awake or FAKE-AWAKE"
Thank you for what you do, Babe.
Such efforts are not sufficiently appreciated often enough.
It's okay. I'll think about staying in bed a little longer, but I also know there are folks who are scared who are wondering if they're getting out of jail today--probably also thinking about what they'll have to say to their families or jobs in some cases, and pets and just being in jail...and I know YES, some of those people ARE going to be in jail, and need to be at least for right now (if someone's a danger to the community or their families or something, they DO NOT get released) but if you just got picked up for failing to appear for your minor speeding ticket, or for simple possession of a controlled substance or shoplifting, let's get you out for now and address your case in a few days.
Posted by a bunch of my (((globalist))) friends on FB-a picture of two tablets with Hebrew writing to be used in Louisiana classrooms:
The Hebrew is a Rickroll.
A buddy of mine won Class Clown when I was a senior in high school.
In our yearbook is a pic of him wearing a shirt that looks like it has something written in Hebrew. Upside-down it says GO FUCK YOUR SELF.
I remember those. They actually got banned at a Jewish summer camp that I attended as a teenager.
Thou shalt never give one up.
How dare the Jews undermine our wholesome god-fearing America by interfering with our efforts to post the Ten Commandments in public schools!
#WaitForIt
I favor posting the Hebrew version in classrooms. Maybe it will encourage five year olds to learn Hebrew so they can read the commandment about coveting neighbor's ass or something. Then they can ask their parents what it means. That is if I can be a fly on the wall when that happens.
I'm rather fond of these
The Satanic Temple
Tenets
https://www.wonkette.com/p/heres-a-newsmax-idiot-having-an-aneurysm/comment/59606811
I asserted that should be mandatory immediately after this unconstitutional edict was announced.
These commandments need to be posted in Hebrew. It is somehow appropriate that in the alternative universe these Rethuglicons seek to contrive that their rules be read from right to left.
They have a hard enough time reading left to right.
Or any other direction.
Especially Chinese, vertically.
You can tell when Hamilton is stoned by what he writes.
I love it.
I'm developing a bifana addiction. I couldn't stop thinking about yesterday's sandwich so I had another one today. With a beer. This could be a problem if I live here.
Had to look that up. Something like this? "These bifanas are traditional Portuguese pork sandwiches made with thin slices of pork, a white wine paprika marinade, and papo secos." I think I'm addicted just reading that.
So good.
Does anyone else have that dream that starts with Julia Child getting out the basting brush and a bottle of Astroglide?
Just me?
Was she played by Dan Aykroyd? That seems an appropriate question for this thread.
I had a dream once where my Dad was trying to teach Paris Hilton about gravity in our garage, by pouring white latex paint down a sloping piece of old plywood.
He's a *music* teacher.
She did not seem to be learning much.
>> She did not seem to be learning much. <<
She has people for that.
I'm still stuck with that one where I'm at college wandering around trying to figure out what's going on. Campus appears to be Franz Kafka U.
And where are your pants?
I woke up from a dream this morning-I turned to the Missus to ask if she had some treif forks, because there was an Asian woman in our kitchen who wanted to shred some char siu pork. Maybe because I took an edible before going to bed last night.
#NoKinkshaming
#YesKinkcelebrating
That is ... oddly specific.
No
Not recently anyway
We watched The French Chef as a family. I enjoyed her attitude as she splashed a little Chablis into a saucepan and then proceeded to drink the rest of the bottle.
Would it help to know that during The War she was not only a spy but helped invent a recipe for shark repellent?
Ms. Childs is a fascinating woman!
no
Wait, there are other dreams?
(glances around furtively) Not me.
The baking secret I didn't know I needed.
Another example of what I consider my Easy Listening list, haha. Not bad morning music for those of you sad fuckers with hangovers :-D
Cage The Elephant
"Neon Pill"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MY9fGsHetc
The station I often listen to, The Current, has this one on rotation. I heard an NPR interview with the songwriter one Saturday a month or so ago. Lyrics of his very personal MI experience.
Ronny Jackson's pre-debate analysis and recommended course of action.
Aaron Rupar:
Rep. Ronny Jackson announces on Maria Bartiromo's show that he's writing a letter to the White House demanding that Biden submit to a drug test for performance enhancing drugs before the debate
https://x.com/atrupar/status/1804887556732953066
Joe will get good laugh from that. I wish I could see he reaction.
Needs moar “Forthwith “
What are these cognitive performance-enhancing drugs? (asking for a friend)
Ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine smoothie.
Why else do you think Q makes so much sense?
Pathetic even for the Candy Man
But what does "Doctor" Ronny JOHNSON think?
Ans: {{{null}}}
Like I'd take advice from a guy who doesn't even know his own name.
After all, Trump said it was Ronny *Johnson*, and the MAGAts all know that every word that comes out of his mouth is truer than the word of God.
Speaking of the word of God, are we all aware that the specific words of the Ten Commandments spelled out in that Louisiana law come to us from Cecil B. DeMille and not the King James Bible? If you used the actual KJV commandments, you'd be in violation of the law.
See for instance https://kevinmkruse.substack.com/p/thou-shalt-not
Runny johnson. (Sorry that makes me LOL)
That symptom is a lot like dick trickle.
Dick Trickle is my gameshow host stage name.
Dick Trickle was a race driver.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Trickle
Obviously he was not a pissing race driver.
That's the Fox pre-debate line. Seeing that everywhere. "Joe is going to win the debate. And he's going to look coherent to you when you watch him unedited. Same as the State of the Union. Obviously the explanation is that there are magic anti-Alzheimers drugs he's on every time we don't get a chance to edit him."
And every Republican will repeat this line, and every MAGA already believes it.
Can't do anything about that. But it's fun to see how hard they're setting up the expectation that Joe is going to wipe the floor with Orange Jabba. I'll bet the Orange Fart Cloud will perform way beyond their expectations, and not in the positive direction.
Ronny Jackoff: Fap fap fap fap fap fap...
This is nothing short of a gawd damned disgrace.
After what Uncle Joe suffered through Beau's drug problems the LAST thing that man would ever do is develop a bad habit of his own.
I want a hair test on Doctor Feelgood, for particular "Performance Enhancing" drugs :-D
I wouldn't be surprised if runny jackoff took "Performance Eroding" drugs.
*cackles*
Quack.
I wonder if runny jackson's voice echoes.
Perpetual prevaricating projection prevails.
"Hereby" is one of the top ten words used by wankers everywhere.
Still stunned a dude who was shitty to people first gave as his excuse for being more shitty as "poutine was mocked".
Well, you know he did have a point, that since most of us are Americans, we're all BY DEFINITION morons who know nothing about history.
God, what a tool.
Now *that's* a delicate snowflake.
Now, THERE was a guy who could burn through a relationship.
Also, too, to give the guy credit, he was married to a poutine at the time, so it was inevitable that he'd take that personally.
John Shapiro showed up here again this morning?
The other day he slammed me for not knowing that the Dalai Lama is only head of some but not all branches of Tibetan Buddhism.
Of course, I'd never said that the Dalai Lama was head of every branch of TB. Still, it was quite the gotcha. I felt forshamed all the way through a quart of chocolate ice cream.
Honestly I don't know if I'll ever recover.
Honestly the weirdest part is he sent me a DM over Substack to likely insult me in private. Joke's on him as it'll be a cold day in hell before I download the Substack app
If people can't insult me in public where I insult them, then they obviously don't have the courage of Trump's convictions.
Also calling me a vile …. is on brand. I am Queen of the Vilebloods, which in Bloodborne are kinda the good guys or at least the least evil faction
Obviously, you need more chocolate ice cream to assure a swift and successful recovery.
Well, I had a poster tell me that I needed to be careful about who I flagged …
‘Warned’ me.. and Primer on a comment to Me to be careful!!!!
( yes I flagged that ass that called Jenny the “C” word and I’ll do it again)
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Still confused about what * their *
Damage was I didn’t even slander the poutine
* the wonk that warned me not the troll…
Whaoh, we have a troll?!
He told Jenny, Queen of the Vilebloods to " Fuck off, vile c***". I sprained my reporting finger.
Yikes! Do you think it was one of those trolls that used to post over on the other place pretending to be an ethnicity they were not?
I’m not sure. They have a Substack profile that was hard to suss. In this case, they slammed the Lama for his tongue sucking off the little boy but in the comment history they praised Woody Allen for his 50 year film history. Someone like Huggy was provocative and had a theme. This person was just an angry asshole for whatever reason.
I didn't get that sense. His nominal backstory was that he was raised in Hong Kong but emigrated to Canada; his 'nym did not suggest Chinese ethnicity, though. He definitely was sure that no one else except for him knew anything about anything, and was gratuitously nasty basically all the time.
Irony, he didn't know shit about fuck.
I told him Canada hadnt won the cup in 30 years, and I think I banished his soul to the shadow realm. Also called him a Mountie with a flapping head and beady little eyes
Had, yesterday. Trix exiled him pronto.
Yeah, I thought she had, which is why I was a bit confused when Jenny brought him up this morning. But now I understand she was speaking historically.
We accountants record liabilities at historic costs
To quote G. W. Bush...
That was some weird shit.
Shapiro, we barely knew ye.
But we knew its hypocritical purity
Some enervating and dance-inducing music for your weekend morning; OHJB used it during the 2021 Inauguration :-D
New Radicals
"You [Only] Get What You Give"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j91RZ01PZwA
Solid one hit wonder, and yes folks tend to reflect back what you give
One of my favorites!
I received my monthly newsletter of the Cornell Ornithology Lab, and now I understand why there are so few bats lately ... it's babby bat birthing season. Meanwhile, the tree swallows are all over the field here.
https://www.allaboutbirds.org/news/help-swallows-nighthawks-and-flycatchers-by-creating-an-insect-buffet/?utm_campaign=Lab%20eNews%202024&utm_medium=email&_hsenc=p2ANqtz-_LwJpfRVmbdXs5wJnmfmR2G8oTtt1JMYgpDe40rWD5kuPf0kLy_F7DnZ4O_8nKEl7u0QhVs9dCWhnhZQ2ORb2G0E7P-w&_hsmi=312726135&utm_content=312726135&utm_source=hs_email
Mr Bananas Gives Us A Piece Of His Mind Whilst Enjoying His Banana
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRoMKj3chAY
Content Warning: ADORABLE BAT BABY
"There once was a bat from Nantucket..."
Have you ever swallowed a tree? Many parts are edible.
Yeah, but you'll be shitting logs.
Well…
Sometimes you gotta cleanse.
(Simba needs to have some words with you, young man)
Euell be surprised how true that is.
At least his last name wasn't Shitgibbons.
There was an old lady who swallowed a horse,
she died of course.
* thanks, Mom, for that lifelong earworm *
And pop goes the weasel and stuff.
Bear! This is his I’m so cute please give me treats look.
https://substack.com/profile/155618292-ziggywiggy/note/c-59825064?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=2knfuc
Bear!!
Well?! Fork them treats over right now!
It's TRUE. So you need to submit!
https://www.rawstory.com/kristi-noem-cricket/
Jesus Christ, Noem is still digging that fucking hole.
"You know, I would say that that was a story from 20 years ago about me protecting my children from a vicious animal," Noem replied. "And any mom in those situations, when you have an animal that's viciously killing livestock and attacking people, it's a tough decision."
I mean. Just. Just fucking stop.
If the puppy was vicious, she would have said so in her book. But no, she bragged about killing a puppy that pissed her off and embarrassed her in front of friends. And got off on it so much she iced a goat for good measure.
The only people she can spin what she wrote at are the idiots who will believe her spin.
She can’t help herself
Noem is still digging that gravel pit. Lawsy.
Try digging up.
So, 20 years ago her children were 19, 16, 13. Must have been a fearsome puppy to endanger teens.
I'd like to hear the kids versions of this likely fabricated tale.
Ruh roh!
There’s no part of her that experiences even the tiniest pangs of remorse for her actions that day.
She, I’m sure for years at this point, has defined herself as a bad ass for her decision to murder her dog that day. She to this day doesn’t understand why people are mad at her for it.
Sure she's sliding into irrelevance, but her clinging to minor fame ensures my Noep t-shirt remains relevant a bit longer.
Seriously, Noem, just disengage.
"When your opponent is making a mistake, it's rude to interrupt them."
Napoleon, or Nelson, or somebody.
It's a tough decision for sure. I mean, how difficult it must be to ponder the choice of killing a puppy or taking it to a shelter or other facility that may be able to correct the behavior.
Sarah Palin did that momma bear schtick in 2008, Kristi. It was bullshit then and it is bullshit now.
As entertaining as it was, nobody has the energy for another Palin clan in 2024...
I'm ready for another "Bayeux Tapestry of meth-fueled hillbilly grifter brawls" myself.
The CLASSIC Dok Zoom column describing the event, along with the figure caption alluded to:
https://www.wonkette.com/p/palin-rumble-update-palins-didnt-start-the-fight-they-just-finished-it
The drawing is by my friend, author Jeanne Devon, from her old website, The Mudflats, where I first got information about Palin.
If you talk to her, please convey the appreciation of Wonketeers everywhere for that magnificent rendering. It, along with Dok's caption, could not possibly be improved.
The Boeberts have exhausted those energy stores.
That vicious…puppy!
She's going to be really surprised when she emerges in China or someplace.
Or from the seabed floor of the Indian Ocean, in the case of my antipodal point.
Well, I was assuming that she's not competent enough to avoid missing the center of the Earth.
Cricket can testify to her aim, if we can arrange a seance. A puppy shaped area at 10 paces, projected onto the far side of the globe might be the size of Australia. If she did it execution style, her aim could land her in Arkansas.
This is too complicated for me while I'm baked.
Cricket libelz. You hideous bitch.
That's fine I'll take her backhoe away and give her a rubber chicken to shoot at the gravel pit.
Let’s hand over some more rope, while we’re at it.
Last day of my staycation. Better make it count...
I am resisting the urge to comment, "Stay hard".
Trump was in Philadelphia, lying his ass off about how immigrants are causing a massive crime wave: "Unbelievably Crooked Joe Biden is going around trying to claim that crime is down. Crime is so much up. First of all, we have a new form of crime. It’s called the Biden Migrant Crime, right? And all these millions of people that have come in, they’re just getting warmed up.” He added that the FBI crime statistics, showing a reduction in violent crime, were "fake" (https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/jun/23/trumps-sledgehammer-message-to-philadelphia-is-light-on-facts-heavy-on-fear).
It's weird to me that this dude is just out there spouting stuff that's either demonstrably false, or Not Even Wrong jibberish, and... Nobody feels that it's their job to stop him somehow? Like, not a single law enforcement person has the authority to just stop this madman from causing untold harm to millions (or billions if he gets elected again...)
If it were illegal for politicians to lie, we'd have the prisons full of them. But Trump has set a new record for frequency of whoppers coming out of his mouth hole.
I’m tired of this grease stain and his ever open and flapping yap.
Thankfully, noncommenters ensure that we never miss a yawp from him.
Grease stain libulz.
Surely, Project 2025 will fix all that government lying.
I really do wonder how far away these people are from some kind of Baghdad Bob scene where they stand outside some perfectly normal scene of urban life and declare it to be a burnt-out wasteland, overrun by rampaging Negroes, with nothing but carnage and death as far as the eye can see, all while bemused families out enjoying a sunny afternoon in the park look on in the background.
They don't seem to be very far from that right now.
"Darkies" I think may be coming soon. I'm serious.
Given Fat Joffrey's accelerating dementia, I'd almost bet money he says the n-word on-camera at one of his hate-rallies before the end of the year.
"You're not supposed to say "n*****, they tell me you're not supposed to say it"
Crowd--- "n*****!, n*****!, n*****!"
In 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...
For a brief moment in time he was off the front page of most news sites when Willie Mays died and it was such a relief.
Not that it was a relief that Willie Mays died.....
With all the gaslighting going on I dare not fart.
Don't light a match!
In the People's Republic Of Hamiltonstan, Simba judges *YOU*!!
https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fmedia_upload%2Fcomment%2F52d5f82b-81e0-4a2e-a0f9-dc2f50ec8bf9%2F4cef6b9b-2d93-4278-82c8-c8908ec48511.jpeg
“You neglected to share your taco. GUILTY! GUILTY! GUILTY!”
I submit to His judgement!!