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nodak.   where's the beef?'s avatar

Elwood is yelling his fool head off at all sorts of things right now.

The fly in the apartment.

The corner that has a ghost.

the hallway that echos best.

get kats, they are quiet.

yeah, right.

Elwood is now under the couch yelling at something.

JanuaryClaire's avatar

You have ghosts *under* the couch, also, too?

nodak.   where's the beef?'s avatar

Elwood is an orange creamsicle.

the ghosts are EVERYWHERE.

tehbaddr's avatar

If I remember correctly that has Bee Girl.

gallbladder's avatar

Time now for a late update in Chicago where the score is now 3-boccolil.

BlueSpot's avatar

Sounds like the Onions are getting routed.

Parakeetist's avatar

"Smoked weed and took my dog to church"

This is exactly the way things should be.

https://youtu.be/tlgWVGXD-J8?si=Vlwc2bWVZaZn8KUu

A nice young lady goes to St. Patrick's in Manhattan on St. Francis Day, and holy shit is she looped.

Stanta Knows's avatar

Betty Bowers nails this.

https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3my4hquahck2p

"Demonizing someone who thinks he is better than everyone else because he is white is *not* the same as demonizing someone who is black because he wants to be treated the same as everyone else. "

tehbaddr's avatar

Finally loaded the night meds. I can sleep in tomorrow.

Parakeetist's avatar

Sleepy-times is good.

:) :)

Be good, friend.

paperlesstiger's avatar

So where is it? I haven't noticed the deficit going down.

𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝘀𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗨𝗻𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝗶𝘀 '𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗵𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗿𝗲𝗱𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝗯𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝗱𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗿𝘀' 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗩𝗲𝗻𝗲𝘇𝘂𝗲𝗹𝗮

https://www.jfeed.com/latest-news/trump-claims-u-s-extracting-hundreds-of-billions-of-dollars-from-venezuela-55477

Chino Cherokee's avatar

Again: It's going straight into the fat fuck's wallet.

nodak.   where's the beef?'s avatar

AFIK, iirc, it's going to an account in some middle east country.

Yeah, this needs to be subjected to congressional oversight, but they don't have the reach to get to the bottom of it.

MRK's avatar

They haven't taken out any money. Rubio just tells him that.

tehbaddr's avatar

And all the countries are paying US trillions in TARIFFS!

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Notre Dame finally came up against a non-creampuff opponent in BYU. And they lost, 28-24.

Good.

Normally I'm not an Irish hater, but I resent how they've ridden a schedule stuffed with patsies to a No. 2 ranking. I especially resent that my Stanford Cardinal was their last patsy. So...schadenfreude.

(Although who am I to talk. Today, Stanford beat up on something called "Elon." I have no idea what or where the fuck Elon is, except I'm reasonably sure it has nothing to do with Musk.)

JanuaryClaire's avatar

Today was chaos in college football with Georgia, ND, Alabama, and Texas all going down.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Right? This was the second game in a row that Texas lost to an unranked team. I think we can all agree that Arch Manning is running out of chances or excuses or whatever.

Anna-Elizabeth's avatar

Love this one! First heard it in "Pretty Woman".

JanuaryClaire's avatar

Whoa! The Mormons won! BYU beat Notre Dame 28-24.

Also, too, Bob Chesney continues to be awesome at UCLA, with a win over Wisconsin.

(The less said about Penn State the better.)

Mysterysurf's avatar

Looks like Miami will be #1 now. I think 5 of the top 8 teams lost today.

tehbaddr's avatar

Hmm, sportsball, does the game involve a net of sorts?

BlueSpot's avatar

There are no nets in baseball.

JanuaryClaire's avatar

If you count the net behind the field goal post so spectators don't get brained with a football.

tehbaddr's avatar

Field goal posts, so Grid Iron or Aussie rules?

JanuaryClaire's avatar

Grid Iron. College football is 'Murrican!

nodak.   where's the beef?'s avatar

Wolf howls on the TV.

Elwood, the orange creamsicle?

he starts yelling at the TV, cause dumb kat.

TheGreatAndPowerfulMormos!'s avatar

Can I share something salacious with the wonketariat?

tehbaddr's avatar

We don't kink shame here. Well not usually anyway.

BlueSpot's avatar

Come over here and sit next to all of us.

TheHeroOfCanton's avatar

*arches eyebrow*

*tries to get pad and pencil ready without anyone noticing*

𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

Puttered. Secured the corner overlap of the tarps on the firewood deck. Winter storms will have to go around instead of through. Brought in about a week's worth of firewood, bark, kindling. Swept the deck. And (killer move) filled up the first of the growing beds with rotting wood, decomposing bark, and a bag of goat poop (along with a lot of hay that they waste underfoot. Noticed my feet getting cold, core dropping, so I came in and now it is getting dark fast, so I guess that's that.

https://substack.com/@ontheotherhand124816/note/c-363730318?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=106di

gallbladder's avatar

I owe you an apology.

Took off on you as a matter of my own poor situation a few nights ago. I displaced my frustrations upon you.

That was wrong. And I wanted you to know that I know how wrong that was of me.

-gb

BlueSpot's avatar

What a great photo of Alice.

tehbaddr's avatar

You got goats?!

Richard S's avatar

7-3 Rays going to the bottom of the 9th.

Looks like the series is going back to Tampa for a Game 6.

Mysterysurf's avatar

Yeah, I switched back to Notre Dame/BYU for the finish there.

Mysterysurf's avatar

Mormons win, so I guess Miami will be #1 after their OT squeaker over Florida St.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Is anyone going to see that movie about the guy that gets swallowed by a whale? It looks so fucking stupid.

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

It is an outstanding book. I'd recommend you start with that.

ciaobella's avatar

Is it supposed to actually be the biblical story of Jonah? That would make it slightly interesting.

tehbaddr's avatar

Shut up inside the whale!

gallbladder's avatar

A modern-day allegory for a biblical myth?

So, tell me of the sea he was devoured in.

tehbaddr's avatar

Thar be monsters!

BlueSpot's avatar

The Middle Of The Earth Sea.

MRK's avatar

The concept is odd enough to be interesting, but everything I've seen tells me the execution is crap.

Random's avatar

We didn't get that. But we DID get "You Can See Everything", that A24-produced doc about Elizabeth Holmes. Before I left work today, two of three showtimes were practically sold out at 130+ people each.

ciaobella's avatar

I am really not interested in spending time with this person. See also, the Elon 4-hour documentary.

tehbaddr's avatar

I can wait to maybe view that in a series of sessions when my local library gets it.

ciaobella's avatar

Eh, not even then. It's the time expended, not the dollar cost. I already know that Elon Musk and Elizabeth Holmes are fraudsters and psychopaths on an epic scale. Don't need it laid out again for me. I've been following it for a while.

When the orange fuck dies, for example, I ain't watching the inevitable 12-hour documentary about him.

Parakeetist's avatar

That looks like some creepy-ass shit.

:)

Exactly the kind of thing I would highly enjoy!

But sometimes some theengs are too creepy even for thees budgie. (Blushes)

CambridgeKnitter's avatar

Don't be embarrassed to have reasonable limits.

MRK's avatar

I am interested in that one.