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ciaobella's avatar

Is attaching a floating barrel to a shark/whale/etc to keep it from diving deep actually a thing other than in this movie?

Sadly Practical's avatar

I spend this hunk of the movie wishing they could just go home go home go home and be safe

Noma Larkey's avatar

I can't watch!!

Stanta Knows's avatar

One of the many "Nope!" scenes

Hollysdower's avatar

Yeah! We'll do hand to hand combat on the shark!"

Baconzgood's avatar

Jackie Chan could do it.

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What are those life jackets made of? Do you want the sand or the gravel one?

gallbladder's avatar

TOO SCARED OF THE GOOGLY EYES!!!

Let me sum up's avatar

Perhaps Birb has a free wing for cowering purposes.

gallbladder's avatar

I'M TOO SCARED!!!

Parakeetist's avatar

"Farewell and Adieu" is a fight song when it needs to be

Baconzgood's avatar

I dont know much about sailing on open water but black smoke aint good

Parakeetist's avatar

You're right. It means the boat could be on fire.

Or, you don't have a new Pope.

Sadly Practical's avatar

There are no atheists in foxholes, there are no…popes on boats?

Parakeetist's avatar

Vatican City is in the middle of another city.

Italy has a Navy. VC does not.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Lol another classic line I still use at work

"SHUT UP! I BREAK THE INSTRUMENTS!"

Baconzgood's avatar

Great capt. Very concerned about his vessel.

Stanta Knows's avatar

He's letting out the magic smoke

Hollysdower's avatar

"You can't take revenge on an animal! That was the whole point of Moby Dick!"

"Lisa, the point of Moby Dick was, be yourself."

zuludaddy (seamonkey!)'s avatar

the device chief was holding and then threw down is called a "thirsty mate"

Baconzgood's avatar

That is a bilge pump you would use for a canoe.

Sadly Practical's avatar

Who needs safety equipment?

Let me sum up's avatar

This is a terrible environment for glasses wearers.

Baconzgood's avatar

Didnt he pack his extra glasses? His wife told him to. And the zinc oxide.

Let me sum up's avatar

Fair points Baconz.

Sadly Practical's avatar

Losing my glasses in this situation is such a nightmare I get distracted thinking about glassesless Chief.