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Thanks everyone for a purrfect movie night! Next Wednesday is a

๐–๐จ๐ง๐ค๐ž๐ญ๐ญ๐ž ๐Œ๐จ๐ฏ๐ข๐ž ๐๐ข๐ ๐ก๐ญ ๐’๐ฉ๐ž๐œ๐ข๐š๐ฅ ๐„๐ฏ๐ž๐ง๐ญ! ๐…๐ž๐›. ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’: ๐๐ข๐ซ๐๐ฌ ๐Ž๐Ÿ ๐๐ซ๐ž๐ฒ (๐€๐ง๐ ๐“๐ก๐ž ๐…๐š๐ง๐ญ๐š๐›๐ฎ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ ๐„๐ฆ๐š๐ง๐œ๐ข๐ฉ๐š๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง ๐Ž๐Ÿ ๐Ž๐ง๐ž ๐‡๐š๐ซ๐ฅ๐ž๐ฒ ๐๐ฎ๐ข๐ง๐ง)

https://open.substack.com/pub/ziggywiggy/p/wonkette-movie-night-special-event?r=2knfuc&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

"M"'s avatar

There's a special event?

ziggywiggy's avatar

Yes! Wednesday. Anti-Valentineโ€™s Day for those of us tired of being surrounded by pink hearts, cupids and the word sweetheart! No one needs to be alone if they don't wanna be, watch a movie with a bunch of Wonkers. 6pm PT / 9pm ET

"M"'s avatar

I think that's delightful. (And I'm in for a hell of a day that day in any event.)

I'll just be winding up my last meeting an hour before start time, and I really appreciate Ms Margot's portrayal (though I continue to wish they'd give her a script written by a women writing pair so we can see what Harley can *really* do)

David N. Brown's avatar

Saw that one in the theater, and bought it during the pandemic. Very awesome, my one beef was that it could have been more interesting if one of the women stayed on the villain's side.

V4Virginia's avatar

Thank you! You come up with selections I might never see, and other things I love and am happy to see again.

Please stop getting killed all the time, as I am concerned it will interfere with my Saturday entertainment plans.

Joe Z's avatar

Nice! Now I'm in the mood to play Gotham Knights.

Rethfernhim's avatar

My list would have Moneyball near the top.

Schmannity's avatar

Alex Jones Warns: โ€œRussia & the American People Have A Common Enemyโ€

"The globalists that are at war with me and my family are also at war with Russia and other independent nations around the world!"

SkeptiKC's avatar

Take your detestable blood libel attacks and shove them up your fat fucking ass.

Uncle Milburn's avatar

I so wish Alex Jones would join Rush Limbaugh.

Uncle Milburn's avatar

The Timelords - Doctorin' The Tardis (Official Video)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsAVx0u9Cw4

Shocktreatment's avatar

ยกยกยก๐™”๐™Š๐™๐™ ๐™๐™„๐˜พ๐™†๐™€๐™ ๐™ƒ๐˜ผ๐™Ž ๐™‰๐™Š๐™ ๐˜ฝ๐™€๐™€๐™‰ ๐™๐™€๐˜ฟ๐™€๐™€๐™ˆ๐™€๐˜ฟ!!!

Oh no!

Beelzebub Griddlecake's avatar

So, Republicans are totally cool with a potential President who calls on Russia to attack our allies?

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-68266447

President Pantsuit way underestimated how many of them are deplorable. The only correct answer is AoT,K!

Beelzebub Griddlecake's avatar

As I was out throwing knives and hatchets against innocent pieces of wood for most of the evening, I missed movie night. I also missed most of my targets. Iโ€™d make a shit barbarian or axe-tossing lunatic.

Shocktreatment's avatar

I don't think accuracy is a make-or-break item on the list of qualifications for the axe-tossing lunatic position...

Beelzebub Griddlecake's avatar

I also release early, and am 6โ€™3โ€, so a lot of my hatchets hit the wall seven to seven and a half feet off the ground, a full two feet above the top of the target. The hatchet place is trying to train us to target shorties. But at least I mostly stuck my throws.

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Have you considered raising the target two feet?

Beelzebub Griddlecake's avatar

This was at a business, where the targets are painted/traced onto the wood. I would have to bring my own markers and paint and protractor.

Shocktreatment's avatar

Hmmm, I think history shows that hatchet vs cavalry is best reserved for when there's no other choice...

So I think I'd practice for shorter targets, but, as I have never chucked a hatchet at anything...

Beelzebub Griddlecake's avatar

Itโ€™s quite cathartic. Especially if you use too much force and end up splitting a 2x10 down the middle. I was probably helped by all of the other cuts the board took before me, but I can pretend itโ€™s because I am a mighty tosser. Wait, let me rephrase that . . .

Crip Dyke's avatar

Diane DiMassa approves this statement.

Shocktreatment's avatar

A rage therapist in my acquaintance uses those cheap "crystal" ash trays and a sheet of iron in her sessions...

No matter how many waivers I am willing to sign, she makes me wear the protective gear. And my throwing arm still winds up sore

Fifth Dentist's avatar

I read that during the filming of "What About Bob" Bill Murry got so furious with Richard Dreyfus that he launched one of those big-ass glass ashtrays at his fellow actor.

Sounds like the trajectories of both of their careers could have taken a very different turn, based on the trajectory of the ashtray, because a hit in the head with one of those things could be deadly.

Doug Langley's avatar

from the britcom My Hero:

"So did you make it to you anger management class last night?"

"Nah. The therapist is still in intensive care."

Daniel's avatar

It's actually tricky to work out if the maples and the oaks are happy or unhappy about this.

Beelzebub Griddlecake's avatar

Fortunately my victims were all fir, and they had it coming.

John Thorstensen's avatar

I think Duck's Breath Mystery Theater had a parody called "Gonad the Barbarian".

JustPixelz's avatar

Netflix show is being review bombed for being too WOKE as fans slam new drama [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13051959/Netflix-review-bombed-WOKE-fans-slam-new-drama.html]

>>The six-part documentary Alexander: The Making Of A God has an average Google review score of just 2.5 stars, with a number of viewers complaining at its focus on the historic ruler's sexuality.<<

Apparently Alexander the Great was known to the ancient LGBT community as "Alexander the Great".

LuluBean12 StarGeezer's avatar

This is a facet of Alexander that has ben discussed for decades.

Khavrinen's avatar

The MAGAts are furious that Netflix is "injecting woke-ness" into this documentary:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QaqcxR_3fI

SkeptiKC's avatar

Self-righteous Philistines...

Beelzebub Griddlecake's avatar

I feel for his cousin Harold the Adequate.

Carstonio's avatar

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/sylvester-stallone-next-rambo-ryan-gosling_n_65c87890e4b093b2e783ef5a

How about not remaking the franchise at all? Or going back to the original novel and condemning right-wing jingoism, instead of celebrating it like the movieโ€™s sequels? Or making Rambo a Black veteran fleeing persecution by racist cops?

Rosy red ASS's avatar

Or maybe create something new and original....

Doug Langley's avatar

And security drags you away.

Khavrinen's avatar

"Un-possible!!!!!" -- Hollywood executives.

John Thorstensen's avatar

"At first we called ourselves 'The Originals', but then we heard there was a band down in the East End called 'The Originals', so we called ourselves 'The New Originals' .... "

From "This is Spinal Tap", more or less, in the scene in which the band is recounting its history to the starstruck 'rockumentary' director, played by Rob Reiner ...

Bradthe๐Ÿค–'s avatar

You must be taking crazy pills!

Rosy red ASS's avatar

I know!!!!! What the fuck could I be thinking????? ๐Ÿคฃ

Land Shark ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ's avatar

Here's some trivia for Swift Bowl Sunday.

๐—ช๐—ต๐˜† ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—น๐—ถ๐—พ๐˜‚๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐˜€๐˜๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฑ โ€˜๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐—ธ๐—ฎ๐—ด๐—ฒ ๐˜€๐˜๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜€โ€™ ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐˜‚๐˜? ๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ด๐—ผ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—ฏ๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐—ธ ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฌ ๐˜†๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜€.

https://www.greenwichtime.com/connecticut/article/ct-package-store-liquor-law-history-18655560.php?src=gthpbusiness

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

Awesome, thanks for this!

In Pennsylvania, there was this thing called, literally, the "State Store", which other states have called "ABC Store".

eliz_'s avatar

Our local liquor store here in MA does not refer to itself as a packie (nor do we refer to it as such), but when I used to go down to RI for work, there was no question that the packie I went to was a packie (and I actually Googled it under those terms my first time staying down there).

As a side note, the packie in RI was in such a sketchy area that I used to bring my work backpack with my computer, etc., into the store with me, because I didn't trust whatever was happening in the parking lot for even five minutes. I've been less scared in areas of South Chicago and Milwaukee's North side than I was in this one packie parking lot.

Meccalopolis's avatar

When I lived in MA, we called it the packie.

eliz_'s avatar

I refer to them in general as "packies", but maybe here in the 'burbs people are too bougie for that. (Also, there are a ton of non-NE-native people in our town.)

PrimerGray's avatar

I never thought much about why they were called that even though you couldn't swing a dead cat where I grew up without hitting one. Same as the use of "tonic" for "soda pop". When my old man settled out East he told me that someone offered him a tonic and he said "Why, do I look sick?"

eliz_'s avatar

Try using the term "bubbler" if you're thirsty in a public building and watch people's reactions. There are only two totally disparate areas of the country where people will maybe understand.

PaulDietzel's avatar

And what "are" those two totally disparate areas?"

SkeptiKC's avatar

I absolutely LOVE fascinating bits of historical trivia like this, particularly those related to the lexicon. This is the sort data I like to acknowledge and accommodate into my memory.

PrimerGray's avatar

Where I'm from a dictionary is called a word cupboard.

coco lurks from home's avatar

Word cupboard sounds like the place T***p gets his vocab.

eliz_'s avatar

Only if the cupboard is very bare and in need of a restock/reorg.

Stanta Knows's avatar

I ran out to the packy yestiday to get beers. Got a decent neighborhood packy right on the corner.

tehbaddr's avatar

'What's a packie?' You see you get it from a man on the corner, and...

-NYer