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They have really great cable where I was pet-sitting over the long weekend. (And great dogs too. Two old bulldogs who are hilarious.)

So I was able to watch a few more episodes of some of the shows that I like. I really love Starfleet Academy. (It’s OK not to like it, but the conservative response to the show is as inaccurate and psychopathic as any conservative opinion.)

And I watched about half of season two Peacemaker. IT IS MESSED UP!

And I started “I Love LA” because of my crush on Rachel Sennott.

I just can’t binge the way a lot of people do. So I didn’t finish any of them. I will probably finish all of them at a pet-sitting assignment I have in July. Eight days. One very old dog who likes three or four walks a day but otherwise sleeps a lot.

Yesterday, I watched Starfleet Academy in the morning, but didn’t feel like watching any more of the other shows.

And then I remembered that Tubi has Lake Placid!

It is hilarious. Betty White feeding the cow to the crocodile was killing me! Also, lots of extra points for Bridget Fonda and Brendan Gleeson. And bonus points for only being 83 minutes long!

mtn_socialist's avatar

AFAIK, there are no giant alligators in Mirror Lake. A few lost Crocs at most.

Tessie's avatar

"Boat 5, where are you?"

"WE DONE BEEN ET!"

-- MST3K, "Devilfish"

Schmannity's avatar

Ted Cruz, Trump ally battle online over criticism of Iran deal

https://thehill.com/homenews/5893106-ted-cruz-iran-deal-concerns/

Positioning himself for 2028.

CATCH THE CRUZ FEVER!!

Menotsure's avatar

Hanta virus. It comes from rat shit.

G-7 in Space's avatar

Fuck Ted Cruz, that is all...

Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

Fuck Ted Cruz correctly realizes that Fatberg will embussen both Couchfucker and Lil' Marco for 2028 because both of them said mean things about Fatberg in the past. What Fuck Ted Cruz forgets is that he said mean things about Fatberg too and will be embussened along with them.

verne's avatar

let's check in with stevie cheung, with the dark house comms team, and his always erudite and thoughtful responses....''mike pompeo has no idea what the fuck he is talking about..."

this, from the former comms director of ufc

josephebacon's avatar

That "cruz" deserves to sink...

freakishlystrong's avatar

"Trump's own fans turn on him over new Iran deal: 'You can't fool your base'"

Oh, he can, he can, and has and will again, weirdo cultists. They want total war, destruction of Iran. Anyone enlisting? Barron? No? Yeah. I thought so.

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

They just can't quit him.

verne's avatar

baren's oven could provide ''aid and relief'' to troops

josephebacon's avatar

He endlessly fools them thanks to the assistance he gets from right wing Pulpit Pimps, the Corporate Controlled Conservative Press, 19th Century Fox, Snoozemax, OANN, Hate Radio, Podcasters like Dim Tool, Benny In The Closet Johnson & KKKandace Owens along with Right wing sites like SMOTI'S Gateway Pundit and Red State!

Larry Schmitt's avatar

He's been doing it his whole life.

TerseNurse's avatar

"You can't fool your base"

Trump phones 2 coming out next fall! Made in America! With built-in death ray!! Only $200 deposit!!!

Menotsure's avatar

They prefer "directed energy weapon".

josephebacon's avatar

And Each Trump Phone has been personally blessed by Franky Graham Cracker!

TerseNurse's avatar

(sanitize thoroughly before use)

mtn_socialist's avatar

How well will they hold up in the autoclave? About as well as Trump's calves, would be my guess.

Alpaca22's avatar

just catching up with news after a day away. Much love and hugs to anyone affected by the Orange Grove CA situation

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

If fellow traveling Republicans don't see Trump's actions as a concerted effort to destroy everything that once was "America", then maybe, and this is a stretch, someone should tell them . . .

pskbh's avatar

When he's gone the world will witness the greatest volunteer effort ever known erasing every vestige of his atrocities inflicted upon this country.

Tessie's avatar

I hope you guyzes brought a bag of lunch. We'll be a fuckin' CENTURY getting back to where we were in 2023.

Randy Bender's avatar

It's a zombie apocalypse, and there's no brains and no cure...

josephebacon's avatar

My relatives see nothing wrong with anything Trump does because they are brainwashed by their Pulpit Pimp Preachers. Right now they're getting their latest Sunday brainwashing in their megachurches. They endlessly bullshit about how Trump is once again bringing Jesus to the center of American life. Nothing you can do or say will sway them.

The Wanderer's avatar

Yeah, I've basically started avoiding politics when I talk to my younger brother or his wife.

kmblue187's avatar

I've adopted that attitude, but sometimes it's so hard NOT to say "I told you so."

Larry Schmitt's avatar

If Jesus ever met him, he would treat him like those money changers in the temple.

Dudley Didwrong's avatar

If he ever met Jesus he would deport him.

EyeQueue's avatar

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Playing a videya game and just yelled out "suck my dick! put it in your mouth and suck it!"

The motherfucker was using cheap ass tactics.

My mom was right by the window that leads to our section of the house and heard it. XD XD XD XD XD

TerseNurse's avatar

"Lick my clit!" just doesn't have that same je ne sais quoi

Tessie's avatar

In situations like that, "Eat shit!" is a good all-purpose witticism.

TerseNurse's avatar

I like it! All purpose, effective, gender-neutral.

EyeQueue's avatar

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dudley Didwrong's avatar

Oh, I don't know....

EyeQueue's avatar

She's used to me popping off, LOL!!!!!! XD XD XD XD

EyeQueue's avatar

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD XD XD XD

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Tillis: Hegseth makes Noem look like ‘five-star recruit’

Tillis, who is retiring at the end of this Congress, criticized Hegseth’s handling of the Iran war, noting the reported terms of a tentative deal that the Trump administration is hashing out with officials in Tehran would allow nuclear material to remain in that country.

In an interview on CNN’s “State of the Union,” Tillis said this comes after Hegseth proclaimed that the U.S. “obliterated” Iran and was “in position to, pretty much, dictate terms.”

“When you see these mistakes made by Hegseth. … With all of these mistakes in total, it’s beginning to make Kristi Noem look like a five-star recruit,” the retiring North Carolina senator told host Jake Tapper.

Tillis also criticized Hegseth for the Pentagon canceling, then reversing course, on sending thousands of troops to Poland and pulling back its support of Ukraine.

https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/5893252-tillis-slams-hegseth-defense/

42tontom's avatar

I guess “retiring” is just another word for no moar fucks to give.

ManchuCandidate's avatar

Makes General Lloyd Freedenhall look competent and he was the fuck wit responsible for the worst humiliation of US miltiary arms (Kasserine Pass) before the Trump Iran Wah.

This is almost as bad as losing to a military that doesn't have a Navy (Russia Vs Ukraine: Battle of the Black Sea.)

The Wanderer's avatar

The Czech Legion at the Battle of Lake Baikal have entered the chat.

"M"'s avatar

Uh huh

Didn't Tillia vote to confirm him

Like Cassidy did RFK Jr

🙄🙄

Prostate of Dorian Gray's avatar

Now he finds his courage. Spinless cowards all through the GOP.

Shocktreatment's avatar

"Hegseth makes Noem look like ‘five-star recruit’..."

I am not so generous. Hic(!)seth makes Noem look like a toddler who can wait for the school bus by herself...

Shocktreatment's avatar

Soooo, who doesn't love the reporting? Documented insanity, documented liar

the Lout in Orange says that a

“Memorandum of Understanding pertaining to PEACE” that still must be finalized by the United States, Iran and the other countries that participated..."

actually exists, and... it's even meaningful! FLAWLESS VICTORY is at hand! Tiny, bruised and perforated hand!

Why is everyone laughing? This is serious! We're ignoring more than we're reporting and we expect you to do the same!

freakishlystrong's avatar

What stocks is he buying? That's the only tell we're getting.

ziggywiggy's avatar

It was a glorious day for a ride on Xena Warrior Scooter.

Catch your breath with me in Forest Hill Park. Sound on!

https://substack.com/@ziggywiggy/note/c-264389599?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=2knfuc

TerseNurse's avatar

How are your dishes?

ziggywiggy's avatar

I need to replace my bowls as I broke 5 of them, lost a plate and chipped some stuff, could have been worse!

Babe Paley's avatar

When I read about it I gasped “oh no!” and my husband came running in to ask what was wrong. I told him and he said “well, there was nothing you could have done.”

ziggywiggy's avatar

LOL!

That is awesome.

Babe Paley's avatar

It’s funny that he’s accepted that I have all these imaginary friends!

EyeQueue's avatar

I saw that this morning. :( What a pain in the ass.

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*animal-house-blowjob.gif*

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mmmbfadt5z2m

HASSETT: The president is using his own money and the money of donors to make it so taxpayers don't have to pay for the ballroom

CORDES: Well, taxpayer would have to pay a billion dollars, correct?

HASSETT: No. That's not for the ballroom, that's for securing the entire White House

freakishlystrong's avatar

And another billion for the bribe jet he took to be retrofitted. Which is HIS, not ours.

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

Sheesh, it's a gratuity . . .

ciaobella's avatar

I’m so sick of this smirking little shit. He’s more face-punchable than the pharma bro.

Anarchy Pony's avatar

The white house is already secure.

Shocktreatment's avatar

It's the guy inside, needs securing.

Dudley Didwrong's avatar

I have rope. Where do you want it?

EyeQueue's avatar

I would prefer the Esso gas station.

C&A Bongo Man's avatar

The East Wing, not so much.

Anarchy Pony's avatar

Something tells me that the snipers still have overwatch...

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Dudley Didwrong's avatar

Shitler wouldn't use his own money for a pay toilet.

pskbh's avatar

He doesn't need one. He Depends on us for his evacuation needs.

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Tony Seybert's avatar

I’m sorry I forgot all about Lake Placid. I’ve never seen it, and I’ve been wanting to watch it for decades.

I’m pet sitting right now. For a couple of old Bulldogs. They are very easy to take care of, and I was watching the second season of Peacemaker. I’ve sort of lost track of the days of the week. So Wonkette movie night sort of slipped my mind.