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ziggywiggy's avatar

UPDATE: The next movie will not be Murder By Death. Too racist and I should have caught it earlier but I am distracted with real life. The next movie will be the original story that Murder By Death was a parody of, And Then There Were None (1945.) Sorry for the late notice. And Then There Were None is free in several places including YouTube.

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Movie about illegal Aelons?

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Ambiance Chaser's avatar

Should we rename America to White Men Wildlife Preserve ? . . .

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kmblue187's avatar

I'm with Pam.

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paperlesstiger's avatar

How to put this politely.

𝘗𝘶𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘬𝘴, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘺 𝘷𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘧𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘥𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘙𝘶𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘢, 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥’𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘵𝘩 𝘣𝘪𝘨𝘨𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘳𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘴, 𝘧𝘢𝘳 𝘣𝘪𝘨𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘜𝘬𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘦’𝘴.

𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘗𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱, 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘱𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘶𝘪𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘭𝘶𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘙𝘶𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘦.

https://www.cnn.com/2025/03/02/europe/trump-zelensky-fiery-exchange-us-russia-intl/index.html

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Stulexington's avatar

Except even in cold financial logic it's more feasible to force Russia to collapse under the weight of its forever war with Ukraine and pick up some of the pieces.

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tehbaddr's avatar

The Deal to End All Deals! The Deal of A Lifetime!

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Ambiance Chaser's avatar

It's the masochistic fantasies for Trump; think he has a brain cell left to calculate resource exploitation ? . . .

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Ambiance Chaser's avatar

Now that we have moved on to March, does that mean that state AGs are going to sue Costco for hiring women ?

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𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

The problem might not be employing them, but it will probably focus on the unfair practice of paying them on the same scale used for Mens.

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NatalyaResists's avatar

It's amusing how he drones on about about masculinity when he's as soft as a grape. Or it would be amusing if he weren't a murderous fascist.

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Charles in San Diego's avatar

I highly doubt that that video is real. Where is his security detail?

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Russell Jones's avatar

"Heaven's Gate"? Really? lmao

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

He should have stayed on the green beginner's run.

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Parakeetist's avatar

Elise Ashby of South Carolina set up a non-profit that provided food to the poor. She is African-American.

Then, Walmart, with whom she had a deal to buy the food, shut down its DEI initiatives. Now her non-profit is lacking one of its chief provisors of food.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c24110m30ddo

Chump likes to take food out of poor people's mouths, because some of the poor happen to be black.

Remember Elise Ashby at the ballot box.

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Resource NW's avatar

Oh, joy. Went to look at the news due to Wonkettariat getting dark and, "Surprise!" Wildfires in the Southeast... some near Asheville. If enough of their neighborhood burns down will they start believing in Climate Change? Will they start believing in FEMA? Will they stop believing in a convicted felon who never pays his bills?

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Mister Bubbles's avatar

Dammit! We forgot to rake our forests.

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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

If you name your town Asheville, you are kind of asking for an inferno.

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kmblue187's avatar

I already do, but I'm just a transplant from California.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Maybe Trump can turn on a spigot in Canada to help out with these wildfires.

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Parakeetist's avatar

Oh shit.

Any Wonkers who live there, please stay safe.

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Edith Prickly's avatar

Norway says GFY to refueling US naval vessels after Assmouth and the Couchfucker’s little performance Friday:

https://www.threads.net/@briantylercohen/post/DGq0Tt9SilU?xmt=AQGzSdcXQWYzZseSn9w6NQZQCyPLfJmNhLnQ3Or4c0EfGg

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paul's avatar

I saw they changed their minds already.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

They should've told the US to take a flying fuck.

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VaselineHabits's avatar

Yeah... no one wants to be the first it seems. Atleast *formally* cut off the US, mainly because Trump is a Mad King that will absolutely declare war... jfc

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Yea Normay!!

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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear. --Normay

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Parakeetist's avatar

"You have good skiing, you have nice cheese"

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SkeptiKC's avatar

Diplomatically this is a disaster.

America is no longer a respected ally and we cannot be trusted.

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kmblue187's avatar

And just when Biden had mended fences.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

I do not believe I'll live to see the US redeem itself from the horrific depths to which the current blatantly fascist, isolationist reprobate regime is currently dragging this republic.

We the People OUGHT to be kicking and screaming our heads off; it's just too damned quiet on the streets at the moment.

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paperlesstiger's avatar

Trump will force a global strategic re-alignment, but not the one he thinks.

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

He's already elevated Zelynskky to one of the most respected world leaders.

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kmblue187's avatar

That exchange was no contest, bully vs someone with self control and sanity.

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Schmannity's avatar

Very nasty!

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C&A Bongo Man's avatar

I hope he thanked them all for their input.

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kmblue187's avatar

Yay!

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Parakeetist's avatar

I love those signs.

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Schmannity's avatar

WHY ARE THERE NO WHITE DIAMOND TRAILS??

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Parakeetist's avatar

He should be on the kiddie hill

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ConfirmedBias's avatar

Known as Buttercup at my Alma-Mater-Ski resort. Very fitting, actually.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

Kaustic kowardly krybaby.

The Rethugs have created another monster over which they have no control.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

I hope JD keeps getting couchjacked every single day, often twice!

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Edith Prickly's avatar

May he never know a moment’s peace when he’s out in public.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

I want him to live the worst nightmare possible until he is out of our misery entirely.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Striking a pose: https://substack.com/profile/155708860-1d5051d5221d/note/c-97402846

(Birding in Green-Wood Cemetery - you just never know what you'll find.)

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Parakeetist's avatar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNH240gWWMA

Footage from the anti-Trump protests, from all different states.

Lots of people came out. This gives me hope.

Posted Feb. 28.

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

You know what? Wait till the weather warms up, that's when protestors will make their presence known.

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Oy!'s avatar

I don't look at The Onion very often (I just forget) but they still have the funny"

"Trump Signs Executive Order Making Official Language Of U.S. Remedial English"

"NOAA Cuts Leave Wind Chimes As Sole Predictor Of Approaching Hurricanes"

"Trump Sick And Tired Of Mainstream Media Always Trying To Put His Words Into Some Sort Of Context"

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TerseNurse's avatar

With regards to the Fap of the Onion address for Tuesday: will the Dems boycott? will they sit politely, looking uncomfortable and concerned? Seems like a mighty opportune time for a Reichstag fire, hope somebody's been checking the batteries in the Capital Building smoke alarms...

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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

If they had the guts they would, in unison, yell, "You lie".

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VaselineHabits's avatar

We need to get honest about what we can do when this escalates. We do know what's coming, just not exactly how it will be implemented

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TerseNurse's avatar

agree. it seems to me, WAY too many elected dems are listening to their highly-paid consultants, and playing the "roll over and play dead, and count on the rubes [that's us] to vote us in again next time around" game.

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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

For voting Lil' Marco neither of Ca's Democratic Senators will get a vote or a dollar from me again.

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PrimerGray's avatar

They should stand and turn their back to him and boo loudly.

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Appalachian in Thailand's avatar

I was hit with a good idea. I know it's a good idea, because I have so few, when one does come, it stands out! What if we created a GoFundMe for Ukrainian defense. Donate to the fund, even if it's just a nickel. The money is not the idea of the donations, it's for Republicans to see that 100 million americans donated to defend Ukraine. We might even get that stroke out of Trump.

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Shananigan's avatar

DOGE will figure out a way to cancel/steal it.

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