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Bagels of Doom's avatar

The Crawling Eye reminds me of Stephen King's It, specifically Richie.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Looks like Canada is getting ready to rechristen all the Great Lakes with Canada specific names.

I am sure they don't need any input from the South.

Land Shark πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ's avatar

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Chris Murphy: "It's just disgusting, it's so heartbreaking that we have a president who is cheerleading the death of American citizens. Mueller is amongst many who have been trying to hold this president to account. He's the most corrupt president in the history of the country."

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

I gotta say I never know what I might find when I visit the library and browse around the history section.

Would you look at this? It says in this book that Hitler had a non-aggression pact with Stalin which ended when Hitler surprised Stalin by invading Russia in June 1941. It seems Hitler loved surprising people according to the book which is obvious fake news.

Of course our own fearless leader prefers the kind of surprise where Pearl Harbor gets bombed and thinks that is the best way to do surprise.

Stulexington's avatar

By the incompetence of America's ambassadors? IIRC the declaration of war was left translated on the ambassador's desk, but he had gone home early that weekend.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

This oughta get the cons attention

Iran’s bid to target Diego Garcia, a joint US-UK military base in the Indian Ocean, with ballistic missiles has made the world sit up. Because Diego Garcia is 4,000 km away from the Iranian mainland.

https://indianexpress.com/article/explained/explained-global/tehran-missile-attack-diego-garcia-importance-us-uk-military-base-10593704/

SkeptiKC's avatar

A tad too appropriate when you consider the capitalist castigate who started this shit storm, no?

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Yeah they kinda sorta already made it happen.

freakishlystrong's avatar

What a walk! The sky was the color of a vivid coral lipstick, absolutely stunning! We could use some rain, desperately, but that sunrise makes up for it! Good Sunday, Wonks!

Zyxomma's avatar

It's pouring here, and the forecast is for rain all day.

Noma Larkey's avatar

The only thing falling from the sky here is oak pollen (aka 'oak hair'). I hope we get some rain soon to wash all this green dust out of the air.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

So you were morning sun-kissed by lips of vivid coral lipstick. Is it hot in here or is it just me?

Free beach's avatar

Whatever you do now, DO NOT hold your phone at the airport!

Land Shark πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ's avatar

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🫧 Smoke trapped in a bubble on water: surface tension, soap film physics and fluid mechanics in action

IncognitoTXusLibrul's avatar

All we are is dust in the wind...

Clammed Can Monster's avatar

So simple, so beautiful!

Rags's avatar

Flying this week. Can't wait to be groped by masked gun-wielding fascists!

Free beach's avatar

β€œGun!”

memzilla's avatar

Sumbitch. Damn.

Robert Mueller, ex-FBI chief who led Trump-Russia investigation, dies at 81

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c8dlj6gv0q6o

RocktonSam's avatar

I heard an interview that Mueller meticulously made his bed each morning.

Cheers Y'all's avatar

Don't go look at Mad Lord Yam's response to that.

VasyaCognito's avatar

Neidermeyer.....Dead!

Aaron Rupar

β€ͺ@atrupar.com‬

Bessent: "This is Hitler's bunker. Hitler is dead, Himmler is dead, GΓΆring is dead. Most of what you're seeing are lone wolf activities. The midrange ICBM that was shot off, these two missiles yesterday, that's out of desperation"

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mhnpzsy3s725

Clammed Can Monster's avatar

Basically coming from HITLER’S BUNKER!! Fuck them ALL!!!

OneYieldRegular's avatar

"This is Hitler's bunker. Hitler is dead, Himmler is dead, GΓΆring is dead. 167 school girls are dead."

Seek's avatar

But who’s counting, besides a nation of 90 Million pissed off Iranians? How can they count? I bet they don’t even own a nice pair of Florsheims!

Clammed Can Monster's avatar

Plus all of them in sleeper cells. This will not be over for decades.

Michael's avatar

Like all things mideastern, it's never over.

SayItWithWookies's avatar

Those lone wolves who closed off the Strait of Hormuz and then allowed certain ships to pass through sound pretty damn organized, but what do I know -- my name isn't in the Epstein files, so I'm not qualified to speak about military strategy.

Mr blob's avatar

Or

The Iranian people have suddenly rallied around their shithead leadership now that their entire country has faced external threat. The whole reason we’re here now is they were sick of being ruled by a brutal American puppet. Why would now be different

ciaobella's avatar

You realize that the allies didn’t actually kill any of those people. They all committed suicide. (Well, they all would have been hanged at Nuremberg.)

Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

lol

That the Treasury Secretary is shooting his mouth off about military/foreign affairs shows that still no one is actually in charge and running things.

Free beach's avatar

Also shows not ONE of them knows shit about WWII history.

Stulexington's avatar

Or they do and that's why they had to go all the way to the Treasury Secretary to find someone willing to feed this slop to the masses.

Seek's avatar

Don’t be silly. Scotty has watched several movies about it. Total Expert.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

Is he the Treasury Secretary or a four-star general? Is EVERYONE is this administration cos-playing?

Resource NW's avatar

Yes. I believe that is a correct assessment of the situation.

Hamilton & The Crew πŸ‘‰NOπŸ‘‘SπŸ‘ˆ's avatar

It's all make believe and pretend cosplaying with those fuckheads. But unlike most cosplayers, these people actually think they are real.

Fartknocker's avatar

Condescending sack of shit.

Hamilton & The Crew πŸ‘‰NOπŸ‘‘SπŸ‘ˆ's avatar

Goat anus faced rancid Backpfeifengesicht motherfucker.

Free beach's avatar

It’s definitely a cabinet competition for most punchable face.

Hamilton & The Crew πŸ‘‰NOπŸ‘‘SπŸ‘ˆ's avatar

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Free beach's avatar

Turnip and miller are not dead. What a liar. Fuck you for giving me hope pissant.

Cheers Y'all's avatar

That's some grade A projection right there.

ciaobella's avatar

Meanwhile, Trump’s building a New Reich Chancellery ballroom with a bunker under it (you know, the White House bunker was under the East Wing)

Cheers Y'all's avatar

I'm going to stick with my latest dead pool pick that he won't make it to July 4.

Hamilton & The Crew πŸ‘‰NOπŸ‘‘SπŸ‘ˆ's avatar

More projection than a planetarium, there.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I like how he implied he didn't favor the fascists, very clever!

RocktonSam's avatar

From the treasury sec.

Free beach's avatar

He just prints lies.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Holy shit! Any truth to the rumor that Iran, in a bold move worthy of Bonaparte, has invaded Greenland while donnie dithers about Kharg Island?

Worst game of Risk ever!

Stulexington's avatar

No, but The Honest Don is planning to liberate them anyway.

Hamilton & The Crew πŸ‘‰NOπŸ‘‘SπŸ‘ˆ's avatar

Actually, according to my newly refurbished Ouija board (with brand new plugs installed) told me that Kharg Island is invading Greenland. That hospital ship was sunk by a a Kharg nukular torpedo! Boy oh boy is Sharty gonna be pissed! Those Greenlandian Shock Penguins are kicking the holey shite out of the Khargs at the moment.

Free beach's avatar

Of course they are! They are pissed off about tariffs

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

LOL! Now we got something going here!

Hamilton & The Crew πŸ‘‰NOπŸ‘‘SπŸ‘ˆ's avatar

Isn't any more ridiculous than most of the other shite I've been reading about lately.

Free beach's avatar

Cuba is on the table too.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

Oh nothing to see here - just toying with 11 million people's lives.

Free beach's avatar

You forgot the 300 million here

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Gonna have to stop saying β€˜Cuba’. It will be Airstrip Two soon.

Free beach's avatar

Well turnip will rename it. So either after him, or America island. Maybe even Epsteinistan.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Fortress Australia vs. Airstrip One ?

Gonna need lotsa sixes!

pstokk's avatar

NYT BS.

"Mullin Explored Bipartisan Deal to Rein in Immigration Crackdown

[Mullin] privately discussed concessions the White House has repeatedly rejected."

It's not an 'immigration crackdown', it's a campaign to terrorize immigrants, legal and illegal, and protesters, and to build out and normalize a state police force and detention gulag operating outside the law and as a tool of fascist repression under control of the leader figure. And 'concessions' is not usually a word used when the party you're negotiating with is demanding the that you follow the law. Does the US government offer 'concessions' to organized crime, for example, to let them do just a little crime?

vorpal 86...47...Κ°α΅˜α΅— Κ°α΅˜α΅— Κ°α΅˜α΅—'s avatar

Aw, that failed. Now Markywayne will have to go back to his van and get the BIG pipewrench

Free beach's avatar

β€œImmigration crackdown”some how completely misses the point.

It’s also a campaign to terrorize US

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Is this an attempt to help or hurt McWayne?

OneYieldRegular's avatar

Well, it may not be exactly Wallace Stevens's "Sunday Morning," but it certainly gets RIGHT to the heart of the matter.

Free beach's avatar

Can’t be real. The cross out front isn’t on fire.

John the Retired Mailman's avatar

It doesn't do that unless it senses me on the property

SkeptiKC's avatar

Proverbial guidance from the house of gawd must NOT be ignored.

AJ Milne's avatar

Drooling orange creepy lying criminal moron gloating over the death of the man who failed to put him in prison where his pathetic lying orange ass belongs is just kinda all over him. No one expects any better from him.

(There will of course be spontaneous street parties fireworks and probably public orgies when he finally succumbs to stimulant abuse.)

SkeptiKC's avatar

The entire globe will throb with joy on the glorious day of the Depraved Despot's long awaited demise. His DEATH will inpire joyous celebrations, toasts and huzzahs, and the myriad parties will be absolutely fucking FABULOUS.

abbienormal's avatar

Failed to put him in prison because he chose to follow policy.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

I'm also going with the stimulants because the prediction (gambling) websites are even money on them.

But I also got some chump change invested in giant ants. They are 25,000 to 1.

RocktonSam's avatar

Giant Red ants would i.prove the odds...

BoB the TacoΙ”Ι’T, Tumbrel Pilot's avatar

Mueller didn't fail.

I'd say Garland failed, but to fail, first you have to try.

We've all got something special planned for "that wonderful day."

Free beach's avatar

Come on Ronald McDonald! Our nation weeps for you!

Free beach's avatar

Does anyone know if the people of Greenland have thanked us for the free healthcare on our hospital boat yet?

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Unfortunately once it docked it inadvertently released clouds of biological and chemical weapons that blanketed the entire island in a shroud of death.

And yet, even though donnie had mercifully spared them any further exposure to listening to him talk, they still haven't thanked us!

Such ingrates!

Hirightnow's avatar

J.D. should have a word with them...

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

gotta get him off the couch first.

or is it the couch getting him off?

Free beach's avatar

So typical day with dystopian government overlords.

We have always been at war with Greenland.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Its stopped on the West Coast for repairs.

Unclear when it will get to Greenland. But definitely this year.

Q1 2027 at the latest.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Refurbishing the entire boat to be the first naval drone carrying WMDs under a false flag of "hospital ship"is easy to do and quickly done by big strong, war-fighting men.

But knowing these idiots the bridge Ai will be a malfunctioning POS Ai from MuskTec and the ship will begin a series of visits to east coast harbors and fuck shit up big time.

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Listing heavily to the starboard side...

Clammed Can Monster's avatar

It’ll start dancing uncontrollably and sink.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

And so, the War Against the Whales had begun...

Free beach's avatar

But they are in NEED! And we have to get them healthy before we bomb them!

Stulexington's avatar

It was just as real as the hospital ship.

Free beach's avatar

Worse. Socialist communists.